Mission 7: Mow 'em down! Toro, Toro, Toro! - Page 5

**Rain Man** · 02-20-2004, 10:17 AM

I hope to start the missions tonight. Worst case: Sunday.

KCWolfman · 02-22-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Whoa. They pulled a Johnny Morton on that flight. Spilled milk run.

Actually since your flight crew is a bronco tandem, it was more like a Jake Plummer

2bikemike · 02-22-2004, 01:24 AM

I have to say Rainman you sure know how to add to the suspense. Everytime a new mission comes up I log on and you are one plane before my mission.

**alanm** · 02-22-2004, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 2bikemike

I have to say Rainman you sure know how to add to the suspense. Everytime a new mission comes up I log on and you are one plane before my mission.

At least we get to live thru the night. Live well, for tomorrow(today) we(may) die!!.

Mile High Mania · 02-22-2004, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Actually since your flight crew is a bronco tandem, it was more like a Jake Plummer

Well, what can I say ... the enemy sees us roll into the zone and the run to the hills. We try not to fly through, much like Zod, with a big "HIT ME HERE" sign.

big nasty kcnut · 02-22-2004, 09:57 AM

Well the job is done and to the fallen god bless your soul. To the planes that made it ok drinks on me.

go bo · 02-22-2004, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

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B-17 #9 – Kegger II – Judgment Day

Pilot keg in kc (6)
Copilot Mark M (6)
Bombardier ChiefJustice (2)
Navigator whoman69 (2)
Engineer CHIEF4EVER (2)
Radio Op. Otter (6)
Tail Gunner JazzzLovr (2)
Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell (2)
Right Waist Gunner bowser (2)
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty (2)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

***

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

***

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 6 hits
-A flak burst misses the front of the plane by 30 feet, plastering the nose section with shrapnel. ChiefJustice takes a light wound to the right chest, and whoman69 is killed by hits to the face and right chest.
-port wing root is damaged
-tailplane is damaged
-superficial damage to port wing
-nose – whoman’s body takes what would have been another fatal hit to the back of the head
-nose – whoman’s body takes what would have been another light wound to the right calf.

Despite the flak hit, his wounds, and being pelted with large chunks of whoman69, chiefjustice manages to score a hit with his bombs – 30% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 Fw190s attack

Jazzzlovr fires, misses
Chiefjustice fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, misses
Kssmitty fires, misses
Whoman69 fires, misses

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to waist

Fw circles, attacks again

Chief4ever fires, kills Fw190
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses
Jazzzlovr fires, misses

Zone 2: English Channel

1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack

Jazzzlovr fires, misses
Chiefjustice fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, misses
Whoman69 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Despite poor weather and the loss of his trusty copilot, keg brings the plane in for a nice landing.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc (6)
Copilot ChiefJustice (2), promoted
Bombardier XXX
Navigator CHIEF4EVER (2), promoted
Engineer Otter (6), promoted
Radio Op. JazzzLovr (2) , promoted
Tail Gunner kcfanintitanhell (2) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner bowser (2) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner KS Smitty (2) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Whoman was doomed on that one. If he had survived the flight, he would’ve walked into the propeller getting off the plane.

mmmmmmmmmmmm... ugh!

whoman fella killed...

whoman fella killed again...

then whoman fella "fires, misses"

and whoman fella "fires, misses" again...

maybe miss because he dead!!!

ai-EE-yah! yip! yip! yip!

whoman69 · 02-22-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

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B-17 #9 – Kegger II – Judgment Day

Pilot keg in kc (6)
Copilot Mark M (6)
Bombardier ChiefJustice (2)
Navigator whoman69 (2)
Engineer CHIEF4EVER (2)
Radio Op. Otter (6)
Tail Gunner JazzzLovr (2)
Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell (2)
Right Waist Gunner bowser (2)
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty (2)

Whoman69 fires, misses

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 6 hits
-A flak burst misses the front of the plane by 30 feet, plastering the nose section with shrapnel. ChiefJustice takes a light wound to the right chest, and whoman69 is killed by hits to the face and right chest.

-nose – whoman’s body takes what would have been another fatal hit to the back of the head
-nose – whoman’s body takes what would have been another light wound to the right calf.

Despite the flak hit, his wounds, and being pelted with large chunks of whoman69, chiefjustice manages to score a hit with his bombs – 30% score

Whoman69 fires, misses

Whoman69 fires, misses

Despite poor weather and the loss of his trusty copilot, keg brings the plane in for a nice landing.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc (6)
Copilot ChiefJustice (2), promoted
Bombardier XXX
Navigator CHIEF4EVER (2), promoted
Engineer Otter (6), promoted
Radio Op. JazzzLovr (2) , promoted
Tail Gunner kcfanintitanhell (2) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner bowser (2) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner KS Smitty (2) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Whoman was doomed on that one. If he had survived the flight, he would’ve walked into the propeller getting off the plane.

I see being dead didn't effect my shooting any.
Good thing I was still hung over, some of those hits might have stung. I think one of the birds from the red light district may have been a Nazi spy and put a hex on me.
2nd star in from of the Whoman69 household, good thing our younger brother is only 14.

Logical · 02-22-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by go bo

mmmmmmmmmmmm... ugh!

whoman fella killed...

whoman fella killed again...

then whoman fella "fires, misses"

and whoman fella "fires, misses" again...

maybe miss because he dead!!!

ai-EE-yah! yip! yip! yip!

**Rain Man** · 02-22-2004, 12:35 PM

They were just muscle spasms, gobo.

**Bowser** · 02-22-2004, 01:01 PM

Promoted Bowser Ball Turret Gunner

That's like getting my first command in Shimya, Alaska! The ball turret is a nice, round casket with a clear line of fire at my special place!

But it's better than what whoman got, for sure!!

Loki · 02-22-2004, 02:31 PM

are mission stat sheets still being worked out?
how did lucy quipment do?

ndbbm · 02-23-2004, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

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B-17 #13 – Throw Bomba from the Plane II – Cruise Control

Pilot ndbbm (1)
Copilot the Talking Can (6)
Bombardier kcnut (1)
Navigator Slayer Diablo (1)
Engineer Shakesthecat (6)
Radio Op. Simplex3 (6)
Tail Gunner mikey23545 (6)
Ball Turret Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (6)
Right Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr (6)
Left Waist Gunner Chickie44 (1)

Target: Rotterdam
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: North Sea

1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw, 2 Mes driven off by fighters

Kcnut fires, misses
Shakesthecat fires, misses
Simplex3 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 4 Out: Netherlands (Entering Target Zone)

3 Fw190s attack – 2 Fws driven off by fighters

Shakesthecat fires, kills Fw190
Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak - misses
Kcnut lines up and lets ‘er rip – 30% score

Zone 4 Back: Netherlands (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Me109 attacks

Shakesthecat fires, misses
Mikey23545 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3: North Sea

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

1 Fw190 attacks

Shakesthecat fires, misses
Bunnytrdr fires, hits Fw190

Hit Fw presses the attack and rakes 6 hits down the fuselage
-kcnut’s oxygen is hit, so he switches to backup
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-radio room – radio knocked out of commission
-superficial damage to waist
-tail – tail guns knocked out of commission

Fw circles, attacks again

Simplex3 fires, misses
Kcnut fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ndbbm (1)
Copilot the Talking Can (6)
Bombardier kcnut (1)
Navigator Slayer Diablo (1)
Engineer Shakesthecat (6)
Radio Op. Simplex3 (6)
Tail Gunner mikey23545 (6)
Ball Turret Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (6)
Right Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr (6)
Left Waist Gunner Chickie44 (1)

25 of these? Piece of cake.

That's right boys and girls, that's right....Now if you'll excuse me, according to kcnut, I have to go flirt with the ladies.

Mark M · 02-23-2004, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Me scores 1 hit
-pilot compartment – Mark M takes a fatal hit to the lower back

What is it with me and lower back injuries?

Thanks for nothing, gunners. You guys (and gals) couldn't hit water if you fell out of a plane 10 feet about the Atlantic ocean ...

I will haunt all of you for the rest of your lives ...

MM
~~nlm

**Skip Towne** · 02-23-2004, 07:48 AM

Is the war over?

**RNR** · 02-23-2004, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Is the war over?

If it is we will raise a toast to the fallen, shake hands and go back to cussing each others football team my friend

02-20-2004, 10:17 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	Mission 7: Mow 'em down! Toro, Toro, Toro! I hope to start the missions tonight. Worst case: Sunday.
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02-22-2004, 01:24 AM	#62
2bikemike Born to Ride Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NWA Casino cash: $-1154623	I have to say Rainman you sure know how to add to the suspense. Everytime a new mission comes up I log on and you are one plane before my mission.
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02-22-2004, 09:57 AM	#65
big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-2209100	Well the job is done and to the fallen god bless your soul. To the planes that made it ok drinks on me. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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02-22-2004, 12:35 PM	#69
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	They were just muscle spasms, gobo. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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02-22-2004, 01:01 PM	#70
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-188384	Promoted Bowser Ball Turret Gunner That's like getting my first command in Shimya, Alaska! The ball turret is a nice, round casket with a clear line of fire at my special place! But it's better than what whoman got, for sure!!
Posts: 106,822

02-22-2004, 02:31 PM	#71
Loki May 1993 - June 2003 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: not where i want to be... Casino cash: $10004900	are mission stat sheets still being worked out? how did lucy quipment do?
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02-23-2004, 07:48 AM	#74
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Is the war over?
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