*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[SAGA45]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Philly still killing drafts.

Howie Roseman is that dude.

[Red Dawg]

Looks like Barney

[ChiefsFan63]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

I feel like ESPN is low key tipping picks

That's why I am watching NFLN. Rich Eisen won't do that.

[ChiefsCountry]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

They still have nobody who can cover Andy's toys tho

Nobody does though

[The Franchise]

You know who didn’t leave the scene of a crime? Warren Sapp.

[Mecca]

I know the Bears pick... people here are gonna be mad.

[Iconic]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

Called Will Levis falling out of the top 10. One more pick and that shit is happening. Unless someone trades up for him…which I doubt.

for the best. he needs to go somewhere he can sit for a while

[Couch-Potato]

NOT my favorite pick.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by ChiefsFan63

That's why I am watching NFLN. Rich Eisen won't do that.

I'm sitting outside since it's nice ESPN was the only stream I could find

[Womble]

Their D has improved massively from 'no where near good enough to stop Mahomes' to 'still not good enough to stop Mahomes'

[xztop123]

Pick #10 will be a guy with a goatee.

[dannybcaitlyn]

One step closer to Gibbs..

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

I thought Chris Mortensen died?

You're thinking of Prince.

[ChiefsCountry]

Bears are going to Bear

[Sassy Squatch]

****ing Christ McAfee is a pick and a half ahead of the TV.