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03-27-2020, 04:15 PM | #1 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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03-27-2020, 11:50 PM | #2 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Keto diet poops have given me best poops and saves me on tp because it's one wipers 90% of the time. Coffee keeps me regulated so I'm not constipated.
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11-17-2014, 09:17 AM | #3 |
Life is changing..
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I remember a while back... I took some pepto bismal due to an upset stomach. Turned my poo black for a couple days. That was pretty strange.
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11-17-2014, 09:19 AM | #4 |
Don't Be A Dick
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11-17-2014, 09:18 AM | #5 |
Life is changing..
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The mud shits are the worst. I feel like I could wipe forever and not end up getting it all.
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11-17-2014, 09:19 AM | #6 |
Don't Be A Dick
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11-17-2014, 01:38 PM | #8 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Nope. I poop like shit.
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11-17-2014, 01:40 PM | #9 |
Needs more middle fingers
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My pooping habits are still fantastic. My wife is in amazement at how often i shit throughout a day.
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11-17-2014, 04:11 PM | #10 |
Life is changing..
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11-17-2014, 04:26 PM | #11 |
Mammoth penis
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My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.
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11-17-2014, 05:10 PM | #12 |
Escalades
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11-17-2014, 05:45 PM | #13 |
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Until one day, you're strolling down some darkened alley, and all your ghosts of pooping past converge and steal your soul.
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11-17-2014, 05:47 PM | #14 |
You Sweetie!
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11-17-2014, 04:53 PM | #15 |
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I'm a regular guy living a regular life.
I poop a regular poop. Regularly.
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