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Old 04-22-2005, 10:44 AM   #1
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I would laugh at 20s on a Neon, but I've seen worse.

When I took my test, I came to a complete stop at a red light, and then made a right hand turn. A minute or so later he berrated me for not looking at both my rearview and my side mirror while I moved into a turn lane, despite the fact that I did...repeatedly. I even moved my head like a cyborg to check the blindspot, but he didn't catch it. The rest of the car ride was a non-heated argument over whether or not I came to a complete stop earlier. Turns out you can't win that argument.

So the next day I took the test, and must've looked like a tweak addict how many times I looked into the mirrors. And when I came to a right hand turn on red, I just sat through the light. Then the lady made me park on a hill, and tried to see if I would turn my tires the correct direction. When I did so, she told me to continue. Then she tested me again, and again, and again, and again. Why? I have no idea. I ended up with an 88 or something.

My dad however, has a clutch story. When he took it, he did something wrong, and the instructor instantly told him he failed. Two miles away from the DMV, my dad told the guy to "GET THE **** OUT OF MY CAR!" My dad then drove all the way back home.
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:54 AM   #2
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My dad however, has a clutch story. When he took it, he did something wrong, and the instructor instantly told him he failed. Two miles away from the DMV, my dad told the guy to "GET THE **** OUT OF MY CAR!" My dad then drove all the way back home.
Oh, snap!
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:15 PM   #3
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Congrat roy but remember to drive safely and be defensive like the chief are now doing.
This just hit me:

If you drive anything like you type I'm scared to death.

As a matter of fact, just consider all of the dumbasses on this board that probably have licenses. That's it, I'm staying home.
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:50 AM   #4
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I was pretty nervious for my first written test, then finished it in 5 minutes and had to look it over 20 times to make sure that I wasn't completely fubar because I couldn't find one that was wrong, handed it in and aced it. Then took the driving and got a 94 out of 100, only deduction was that I got too close to the other side of the road on a street with no lines.
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Old 04-22-2005, 10:52 AM   #5
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It's probably been said before
Have a couple of good stiff drinks before you go.
It'll calm your nerves

You'll do fine.
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Old 04-22-2005, 01:59 PM   #6
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I just saw some spinners, on a rusted Chevette.
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:00 PM   #7
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I just saw some spinners, on a rusted Chevette.
They look really good on an Impala station wagon, too.
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:02 PM   #8
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You screwed up most of the test and still passed?

When I took mine I was perfect except I screwed up on the last turn before the DMV parking lot and had to take it again.
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:05 PM   #9
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You screwed up most of the test and still passed?

When I took mine I was perfect except I screwed up on the last turn before the DMV parking lot and had to take it again.
The instructor just wanted another blowjob.
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:05 PM   #10
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My first attempt at driving was when my older brother gave me his Pinto. I was excited as hell. It was a beat-up car, but that didn't matter- it was still freedom. I was only like 15 at the time and had no license, but that didn't stop me from calling up my best friend at the time and we took the POS Pinto out onto Antioch Road.

We were going up a hill when the Pinto wouldn't make it. All of a sudden the Pinto is going backwards toward oncoming traffic as my buddy and I started screaming like a couple of teenage girls in a bad horror film. We were nothing more than a big gas tank reading to explode upon impact as the Pinto picked up speed going downhill backwards as my buddy lunged out the passenger window waving everyone behind us to get out of the way.

Luckily we didn't hit anyone and I just returned my brother's car back to the house and never got into that POS ever again. I think he sold it for scraps.
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:02 PM   #11
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If I were still driving Demo Derby cars, I'd totally put some spinners on a 76 impalla wagon.
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:04 PM   #12
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:06 PM   #13
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HEY!!!!!!

Now you can Elope with that hottie, if you can rastle her away from Skinsbra.

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Old 04-22-2005, 02:16 PM   #14
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OK, I'm happy and scared to death, need I say anymore ?
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Old 04-22-2005, 02:21 PM   #15
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OK, I'm happy and scared to death, need I say anymore ?
Better keep an eye on him, he just told me he wants to go out on the highway tonight.
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