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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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After much consideration, I submit this concept for the game of professional football.
When and if the quarterback points across the line of scrimmage, moves after taking a static position at center or in the shotgun formation, waves his arms wildly, twists, whirls, bends, turns, spins, rotates, and/or shakes his body in an odd or strange way as interpreted by the referee, the opposing team’s captains have the option to take the player at the 50 yard line, remove the player's pants and spank his a$$ soundly for a period of ten minutes. FAX |
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Shoot the tube
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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I'd prefer that they didn't remove his pants.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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That part probably needs some work. FAX |
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NFL:
Cameras positioned on BOTH sides of the goal line, amining DOWN the goal line (i.e. perfect goal line angle) to help reviews. Cameras position in each pylon, wide angle, aimed up and towards the back of the end zone (perfect sideline in the goal zone angle). Reverse recent rules interpretations re: defensive backs. Other sports: WTF cares?
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Mama Tried
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If theyre going to have replay it should be even for all teams involved.
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How bout an RFID tags in the football? When the football crosses the plane, the computer will know it. Tie the logitech wireless whistle from the ref into the computer. If the whistle initiates before the tag breaks the plane, the ball is spotted and no score, simple as that.
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Woman should only make babies
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yeahhhhhh nba is second to ncaa. I need some of what you are smoking.
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Loss of your first round draft pick for violating the salary cap. The penalty assessed to the Donks for their two year violation was ridiculous...something like $100,000 for each year.
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The NFL's sudden death overtime gave a decided advantage to the receiving team when they moved the kickoff back to the 30-yard line in 1994 (see, for example, the discussion in http://www.maa.org/mathland/mathtrek_11_08_04.html).
They shouldn't use the 30-yard-line kickoff-placement rule in OT. Going back to the 35-yard line for OT would be one way to minimize the advantage that the team receiving the initial kickoff would receive. A more novel approach would be to implement an auction, as described in this excerpt from Michael David Smith's Football Outsiders column from 24 November 2003: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/print/87/ Quote:
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NFL: No overtimes, that would force coaches to go for the win in regulation time.
NFL: No headsets in the QB's helmuts. Return the game to when the players controled the action. NFL: Salary Caps for rookies/draftees - slotted to draft position. I know the post said any one rule in any one sport, but football is the only good pro-sport. |
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I believe, they should just play another full quarter of football, no sudden death. If they are tied, then they should play another, and another if they are still tied. The game would eventually be won by attrition, the team with the most depth would usually, and should win in that situation.
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The only rule change I want in football is to remove field goals in overtime. I hate that sinking feeling when the other team gets inside the 30 and you know the game is over.
Touchdowns only.
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My work speaks for itself!!!
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One last rule change before I hop on a plane to come back to KC to visit for a few days (are the wizards in town??? -- JUST KIDDING!)
I hear the rules committee for NCAA basketball is considering eliminating the ability for players to call timeouts while in the air, out of bounds, etc.... I hope they do....that's idiotic....you should have possession....being in mid-air hovering out of bounds does not constitute possession.
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