In case you didnt know: Women are retarted. - Page 6

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 10:56 AM

For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total.

Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance.

The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world.

But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all.

She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........

what a freakin crock.

keg in kc · 02-14-2007, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Happy Venereal Disease?

Well, that is generally about as enjoyable as valentine's day...

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

Let's see.....

You're shoveling the drive, going to work, bringing her lunch while she dicks around on ebay all day taking it easy?

Yeah.......

she's reeruned alright.

Yea, maybe not reeruned after all........

All because it freakin snowed........have I mentioned I hate snow? That move to Vegas keeps getting closer and closer

CrazyHorse · 02-14-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

Yea, maybe not reeruned after all........

All because it freakin snowed........have I mentioned I hate snow? That move to Vegas keeps getting closer and closer

It sounds like you're not really upset about the snow day she gets as much as you wish you could get one yourself.

I sure as hell wouldn't mind one.

**BigRedChief** · 02-14-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall

I think snow days happen because the school district is concerned about school bus liability. They don't want to get sued if something happens.

a kid got killed driving on slick roads to school at my son's school this year. Wasn't speeding or anything. Just hit a slick spot and crashed.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 02:42 PM

Get back to me on that the next time you send your wife downstairs to check out the "thump in the night" at 3am.

She change the oil? Hang drywall? Check on the boogieman?

I'm well under 40, and just because a woman is capable of doing something, doesn't mean that I'll make her do it.

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

I'd guess all of you guys saying that shit are over 40 years old.........Because every women I have known in my age range (mid 20's) dont feel like there are "men jobs" or "women jobs".......
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htismaqe · 02-14-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

It sounds like you're not really upset about the snow day she gets as much as you wish you could get one yourself.

I sure as hell wouldn't mind one.

That's exactly what it is. I thought it was pretty obvious early on that this was about reciprocity. Not exactly the ideal building block for a relationship.

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

I will like nothing better than to rub it in when I am sleeping in on Saturday and she has to wake up to finish her 6 day week, LOL

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 02:49 PM

He'd like to rub it in while she goes to work...but with this attitude, he's about 6 months from rubbing one out every saturday while she's living down the road with Jodie.

David. · 02-14-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

Some of you guys talking about "thats a man job" and all of that shit crack me up.

I'd guess all of you guys saying that shit are over 40 years old.........Because every women I have known in my age range (mid 20's) dont feel like there are "men jobs" or "women jobs".......

21 actually. Just not a pussy.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 03:01 PM

Hey...DaviDuh(period) is back after an in season hiatus.

Logical · 02-14-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

He'd like to rub it in while she goes to work...but with this attitude, he's about 6 months from rubbing one out every saturday while she's living down the road with Jodie.

Yup, I would say his marriage has low odds of surviving long term

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 03:09 PM

You Iowa boys got something against the Buckeye?? You seem to know everything about everything......just like a typical Iowa resident thinks they do......

I remember the trip to Iowa to watch my Buckeyes whip the Hawkeyes......the Hawkeye fans thought they were the shit because they were undefeated and talked a bunch of shit before the game. But after the game got going, all of the Hawkeye fans left the stadium and had tears in your eyes. We named the state CRY-OWA after we left......bunch of crybabies. Talk shit before you get slapped, and then cry when you get slapped. We went to every road game this year and by far Iowa were the biggest babies.

Last thing I need is marital advice from some CRY-OWA clown.

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 03:11 PM

[QUOTE=David.]

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

Some of you guys talking about "thats a man job" and all of that shit crack me up.

I'd guess all of you guys saying that shit are over 40 years old.........Because every women I have known in my age range (mid 20's) dont feel like there are "men jobs" or "women jobs".......
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21 actually. Just not a pussy.

Can someone that is not a NOOB (like myself) decode what this crackhead just posted? I dont have time to learn another language.......

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 03:13 PM

Are the Buckeyes whining, jealous bidges like you appear to be?

After the Divorce, I wonder if you'll be paying Clarett-esque bonuses to her every month too?

htismaqe · 02-14-2007, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

You Iowa boys got something against the Buckeye?? You seem to know everything about everything......just like a typical Iowa resident thinks they do......

I remember the trip to Iowa to watch my Buckeyes whip the Hawkeyes......the Hawkeye fans thought they were the shit because they were undefeated and talked a bunch of shit before the game. But after the game got going, all of the Hawkeye fans left the stadium and had tears in your eyes. We named the state CRY-OWA after we left......bunch of crybabies. Talk shit before you get slapped, and then cry when you get slapped. We went to every road game this year and by far Iowa were the biggest babies.

Last thing I need is marital advice from some CRY-OWA clown.

That's typical.

When the going gets tough, change the subject.

By the way, you might want to read this:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...highlight=tOSU

You're a first class MORON.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 03:17 PM

I'm betting this horse for in the "next planet meltdown" race.

Phil is from Iowa....If your wife is sitting home, checking her online dating site, eating cheetos and getting fatter, its HIS fault. PHIL made your wife fat.

02-14-2007, 10:56 AM
Chief Nute Site Owner Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: THE State of Ohio Casino cash: $9934900	In case you didnt know: Women are retarted. For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total. Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance. The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world. But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all. She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........ what a freakin crock.
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02-14-2007, 02:49 PM	#82
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1658454	He'd like to rub it in while she goes to work...but with this attitude, he's about 6 months from rubbing one out every saturday while she's living down the road with Jodie.
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02-14-2007, 03:01 PM	#84
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1658454	Hey...DaviDuh(period) is back after an in season hiatus.
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02-14-2007, 03:09 PM	#86
Chief Nute Site Owner Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: THE State of Ohio Casino cash: $9934900	You Iowa boys got something against the Buckeye?? You seem to know everything about everything......just like a typical Iowa resident thinks they do...... I remember the trip to Iowa to watch my Buckeyes whip the Hawkeyes......the Hawkeye fans thought they were the shit because they were undefeated and talked a bunch of shit before the game. But after the game got going, all of the Hawkeye fans left the stadium and had tears in your eyes. We named the state CRY-OWA after we left......bunch of crybabies. Talk shit before you get slapped, and then cry when you get slapped. We went to every road game this year and by far Iowa were the biggest babies. Last thing I need is marital advice from some CRY-OWA clown.
Posts: 332

02-14-2007, 03:13 PM	#88
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1658454	Are the Buckeyes whining, jealous bidges like you appear to be? After the Divorce, I wonder if you'll be paying Clarett-esque bonuses to her every month too?
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02-14-2007, 03:17 PM	#90
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1658454	I'm betting this horse for in the "next planet meltdown" race. Phil is from Iowa....If your wife is sitting home, checking her online dating site, eating cheetos and getting fatter, its HIS fault. PHIL made your wife fat.
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