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The Italian talk show was gold.
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The seductive dog was soooo nasty. But I laughed.
I like Zach Braff. (The monologue sucked, though) |
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05-20-2007, 12:04 AM | #80 |
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I thought they were going to parady scrubs or do something like that. There was alot of garden state references that flew over my head.
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05-20-2007, 12:49 AM | #83 |
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"Ladies and gentlman..... [insert celeb name here]!!!!"
Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles. Crowd dies down. Celeb: I'm so happy to be here, hosting for my FIRST TIME! Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles. Crowd dies down. Celeb: Most of you know me from [whatever]. Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles. Crowd dies down. Celeb: And soon I'll be in [whatever], coming soon! Crowd applauses wildly. Star humbly waves and smiles. Crowd dies down. Celeb: But first I wanted to say... Random SNL cast member (CM) runs on the stage, interrupting. CM: ...Celeb! Celeb! Audience cheers for whatever reason. Celeb: [hands on hips] CM! [looking straight ahead to the camera as s/he speaks to CM] I'm trying to do my monologue!!1 CM: [looking straight ahead as well] I know, but I have an unfunny premise that involves some kind of idol worship of your personality that robs you of any chance to be interesting in your monologue. Celeb: Well... okay. Go ahead. CM: You know how you're gorgeous/handsome/crazy/married to another celeb? Celeb: [acting pleasant but confused] Sure. CM: Well wouldn't it be clever if I pretended to have that quality? Celeb: [wanting him to do that] I don't want you to do that at all! CM: Here goes! LA LA LA LA LA. Celeb: Oh my goodness! Collective Soul is here, ladies and gentleman! We'll be right back! Audience cheers at a volume far disproportionate to how uncreative the "skit" they just witnessed was. |
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I started in on Grandpas cough medicine way too early yesterday & barely made it past "Seductive Dog", which was great. I'll have to catch it later this summer. |
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05-26-2007, 08:39 PM | #87 |
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Saturday Night self bump, i just found this one, i'll watch it for the first time here in a sec...i betcha its funny.
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05-26-2007, 09:40 PM | #88 |
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The blonde chick from My Name Is Earl.
And the opening monologue was exactly how I parodied it. So ****ing predictable. Hard to believe this show used to be halfway good. |
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Hey, you know what else amuses me?
When the host of the show is the straight man in every sketch. |
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05-26-2007, 09:48 PM | #90 |
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Amy Poehler's damn good, though.
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