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Old 08-03-2007, 12:07 AM  
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I just went out with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

She works for a client of mine and we've been talking on the phone for two weeks. I asked her out about a week ago just from our phone conversations. She met me at a bar tonight and oh.....my...god..... she was so beautiful I could hardly speak at first. Then our conversation went on for 4 hours and she actually says she wants to see me again. She's blonde with a little brown mixed in, amazing body, gorgeous hazel eyes, beautiful smile, just enough freckles... I LOVE freckles... a couple of very sexy tatoos... I LOVE tats...great personality... she seems like the whole package. Our conversation was amazing. We had things in common I never imagined having in common with anyone.

The most amazing thing was she said yes when I asked if I could see her again. I think she may be outta my league but I'm gonna go with it.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

And no I'm not drunk.

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Old 08-03-2007, 09:20 AM   #76
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Flowers are good and all, Mr. beer me. But, if you really want to make an impression, cut off an ear and send it to her.

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You are friggen funny dude.

1. So not send her flowers and do not call her for 2 days Mr. Beer Stalker. That's the best advise I can give you.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:24 AM   #77
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:25 AM   #78
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:23 AM   #79
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Sounds too good to be true... hopfully she dosn't have a penis.
I was thinking the same thing...make sure there's nothing taped to her thigh.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:27 AM   #80
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After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.
exactly
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:40 AM   #81
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You really need to paint her house. That is a failsafe plan.

I'd like to deviate from the topic slightly to ask if anybody saw Marissa Miller on late-night TV last night. She was on that dude's show - you know the guy who used to be on MTV? She looked absolutely AMAZING - and I'm pretty sure they didn't airbrush her live TV appearance.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:44 AM   #82
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After reading this...

Just lay off the compliments and telling her your feelings for a while. If she starts talking flirtatious change the subject to something else.

That lets her know:
1. You don't just wanna bang the chit out of her.
2. Sex isn't the only thing on your mind.
3. You're not that hard up for sex.
4. She can hang out with you without you trying to hump her all the damn time.

Here's the kicker though if she starts giving you too many flirtations then she may just want to anyway.

It's a fine balance between hard ass & being too pushoffish. Be yourself... change the subject when sex/flirting arises. Hopefully (if that's what you want) We'll be having a "she said yes" thread in a year or so.

congrats on the catch.
True, but to a point. You don't want to give the impression that you're an asexual eunuch. I'd definitely recommend keeping the compliments to a minimum, though, if you want to avoid looking desperate and pathetic.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:46 AM   #83
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When you do, it sounds like I'll want that girl too. fuckin spinner baybee!!!!!
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:49 AM   #84
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I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

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Old 08-03-2007, 10:50 AM   #85
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True, but to a point. You don't want to give the impression that you're an asexual eunuch. I'd definitely recommend keeping the compliments to a minimum, though, if you want to avoid looking desperate and pathetic.
It's the I want you but I don't need you mentality.

Treat her like she is your bratty little sister and tease her. Keep the sexual tension up. Don't turn into a wussy dude whatever you do.

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Something tells me he called her the next morning.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:52 AM   #86
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I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

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Dude that is terrible advise. Your mother teach you that?
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:53 AM   #87
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:54 AM   #88
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I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

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They don't want that either. They want a guy with emotional baggage. I would suggest that beer me join Hell's Angels and start trying to traffic cocaine if he really wants to keep this girl's interest.
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