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Old 12-22-2008, 12:53 PM  
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A Rant: Verbal Crutches


As I grow a little older each day I notice certain things about the general populous.
One thing that has been driving be insane is verbal crutches. These are little phrases people use in everyday conversations that make me want to punch a nun.

Here are a few that I've noticed recently....

1. "The thing is." Why do people feel the need to start a sentence with this particular phrase? I want to know, what is the thing? Tell me the thing! WTF is the THING!!!! Goddammit. That one ranks right up there.

2. "Expessially." You fugging moron. I worked with a guy that had a b.a. and this is how he said Especially.

3. "Irregardless." Say it to my face motherfu*ker. I dares ya. The actually added this to the english dictionary a few years ago. (You sound like a moron if you use it FYI).

4. "I seen it." What you seen? You seen it? Who dat? Who dere? It's called english you backwoods possum eater. For Chrissakes.

5. Double Negatives: "Ain't No" or "There's not no one." It's shit like this that explains why China is taking our place on the super power throne in the next ten years.


This is just a few that really piss me off.

Here, I'll use them all in a sentence for you...

The thing is, I expecially ain't seen no one there irregardless of what you say you seen.


My head just exploded.

Sorry if repost.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:10 PM   #76
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Man, you really think outside the box. Big picture.
I'm going to need your address and the times you're most likely to be home.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:11 PM   #77
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I HATE THAT WORD!

And "conflate" can be put in the toilet with it.
I had an engineering co-worker that used it all the time. Unfortunately, he pronounced it: "para dig um."
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:12 PM   #78
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:14 PM   #79
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Think outside the box, man. Look at the big picture.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:16 PM   #80
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:23 PM   #83
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It's really only been popular the last few years, but the whole "thrown under the bus" thing is starting to really get old.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:26 PM   #84
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When I lived in NW Arkansas a few years back, I actually heard someone say "I'm fixin' to go to Wal-Marts. Can I carry ya?" There's SO much wrong with that phrase.
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When you got on the bus talking excessively loud I gave you the benefit of the doubt... I noticed you (the one with platinum blonde hair) had some anime keychains and laminated drawings on your backpack (I don't quite care for Deidara [from Naruto] but I did not mind the Light and L and Riuk [DeathNote]).

When I actually started listening to what you and your friend was talking about I was aghast and apalled! How could someone in their right mind, in this day and age, use the word "like" more than 150 times from Westboro to Bayview (I started counting)... I was sickened.

And when the girl, who got on at Tunnys Pasture, came on and proceeded to sit in the seat you weren't going to sit in and had to move your backpack out of the way to get to the seat, I thought that you and your friend did not need to stop your horrifying conversation and glare her.

And to make matters even more unbearable the topic of your conversation was religion! I believe the term you didn't know was Agnostic, even though you just tell people you're Atheist. And no English is not the most spoken language in the world... Your friend, in some stroke of non-reeruned genius, was right about there being more people speaking Mandarin/Cantonese. To which you replied, "Well, like, that's like, because all those like, people, like started learning Mandarin, like, like a couple like, years ago." (Give or take several "likes")

I, dumbfounded, could only shake my head and shudder... and leave the bus very quickly, which the girl you glared at did also.

So, like, when you, like get on, like, a bus and like, your like, having a conversation like that, like with your, like friend. Please consider, like everyone else who, like, have to like, put up with your like, incessant chatter.Like like, you like kinda sound like slightly like brain damaged!
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Whilst (there's one) in a conversation the other person keeps saying, "You know..."

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When I lived in NW Arkansas a few years back, I actually heard someone say "I'm fixin' to go to Wal-Marts. Can I carry ya?" There's SO much wrong with that phrase.
Oh that one pisses me off too.

I really hate it when people start their sentences with, "Anyways"


WTF?
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:17 AM   #89
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When I lived in NW Arkansas a few years back, I actually heard someone say "I'm fixin' to go to Wal-Marts. Can I carry ya?" There's SO much wrong with that phrase.
Haha I hear that all the time! Something else we say around here is “buggy”

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I hate it when people say Deja vu then add in the all over again.
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