Life Ten years ago i wouldnt have given it a 2nd thought. - Page 6

MOhillbilly · 02-11-2009, 11:25 AM

what has happened to me? have i grown old and soft?
my boss tells me yesterday that someone was in my truck. weve played this game here at work before being located next to a brown derby we get lots of drunks and riff raff types. so i think ya right he is pulling my leg.
upon further inspection i see there is a person in my truck.
i walk out to where the vehicle is parked and theres a drunk layin in the floor board and he has a pack of Ron JOn cards my mother gave me in one hand and my change in the other.
i never hesitate, i punch the guy in the nose breaking it, as his head comes back up i grab him by the jacket and throw him across the parkin lot and he lands face first breaking a few teeth out. as he is spiting teeth and trying to get up i kick him, at that point my boss yells and i stop.
at the time i didnt feel bad cause i was pissed, i hate liars and thieves,but as i reflected on it later i couldnt help but think he didnt deserve to have his face punched in over acouple bucks in change and a deck of cards.
i didnt press charges but he ended up pissing the cops off and they hauled him off anyway.

Otter · 02-11-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Have you ever talked to them? The quiet smiley ones? Not the ones batting at invisible birds. I do. Some of them are just totally happy to be lazy. I'd go so far as to say many of them. $5 will feed you in any city. It'll feed you in any town. Any professional pan handler can certainly beg, scrounge, dig, search, recover $5. Hell, McDonalds trash bins will feed you and the $5 can go to a couple 40s. For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

Not all homeless people are victims.
The one Mohillbilly beat the shit out of included.

Sounds like the summer of '96 living at Ocean City, MD except I lived of Phillips Buffet leftovers instead of McDonalds.

With humans being such a social animals and those guys having so much time on their hands I wonder what they talk about when they get together. I can’t imagine their up on or even care for that matter about current affairs, technology, possessions, reviews, video games, golf, classes, work…

Bob: you see my new box?
Joe: nice
Bob: think it was for a washing machine
Joe: or a dryer
Bob: could have been
Joe: dishwasher too
Bob: should last through a rainstorm or two
Joe: yup

Nope, can’t say I’d be too excited to be a fly on the wall during a hobo conference.

blueballs · 02-11-2009, 03:16 PM

I've never walked a mile in a hobo's shoes
I do realize none of us are more than a moment
of wrong place at the wrong time away

**Iowanian** · 02-11-2009, 03:33 PM

A lesson learned.

I'll bet this guy is sitting in a McDonalds, carefully sipping coffee he bought with the $1.23 he got in his pocket before Chuck Norris curb stomped him.

He's writing a note with a borrowed pen on a napkin that says

"Nowt 2 Seff.
Only Wob Twucks wif Pees syn or Obama bumper stickows"

raybec 4 · 02-11-2009, 03:46 PM

It took me a second to figure out what pees syn was.

MOhillbilly · 02-11-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

A lesson learned.

I'll bet this guy is sitting in a McDonalds, carefully sipping coffee he bought with the $1.23 he got in his pocket before Chuck Norris curb stomped him.

He's writing a note with a borrowed pen on a napkin that says

"Nowt 2 Seff.
Only Wob Twucks wif Pees syn or Obama bumper stickows"

my truck sticker has two pistols crossed and says "my homeland security"
FYI

**Iowanian** · 02-11-2009, 03:50 PM

Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.

Otter · 02-11-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.

I'd think twice about robbing a truck that had a necklace of human teeth hanging from the mirror.

Next time in the mid west MO I'm gonna sneak one of these on your bumper:

keg in kc · 02-11-2009, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

*raises hand*

Orlandochiefsgrl · 02-11-2009, 04:15 PM

you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

Otter · 02-11-2009, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Orlandochiefsgrl

you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

Wow. I think we're up to like 5 girls here.

Put a shirt on Iowanian

MOhillbilly · 02-11-2009, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orlandochiefsgrl

you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

im glad he did cause i would have beat him till he couldnt or wouldnt get up. then i could have gotten introuble.

keg in kc · 02-11-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

Wow. I think we're up to like 5 girls here.

Put a shirt on Iowanian

I thought that was me for a second, but his back's not hairy enough.

**MahiMike** · 02-11-2009, 04:35 PM

I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

**Iowanian** · 02-11-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike

I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

**DeezNutz** · 02-11-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike

I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

Could you forward me your bank account balance and number?

I need to know if I need it more than you do.

02-11-2009, 11:25 AM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	Ten years ago i wouldnt have given it a 2nd thought. what has happened to me? have i grown old and soft? my boss tells me yesterday that someone was in my truck. weve played this game here at work before being located next to a brown derby we get lots of drunks and riff raff types. so i think ya right he is pulling my leg. upon further inspection i see there is a person in my truck. i walk out to where the vehicle is parked and theres a drunk layin in the floor board and he has a pack of Ron JOn cards my mother gave me in one hand and my change in the other. i never hesitate, i punch the guy in the nose breaking it, as his head comes back up i grab him by the jacket and throw him across the parkin lot and he lands face first breaking a few teeth out. as he is spiting teeth and trying to get up i kick him, at that point my boss yells and i stop. at the time i didnt feel bad cause i was pissed, i hate liars and thieves,but as i reflected on it later i couldnt help but think he didnt deserve to have his face punched in over acouple bucks in change and a deck of cards. i didnt press charges but he ended up pissing the cops off and they hauled him off anyway.
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	A lesson learned. I'll bet this guy is sitting in a McDonalds, carefully sipping coffee he bought with the $1.23 he got in his pocket before Chuck Norris curb stomped him. He's writing a note with a borrowed pen on a napkin that says "Nowt 2 Seff. Only Wob Twucks wif Pees syn or Obama bumper stickows"
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02-11-2009, 03:46 PM	#79
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02-11-2009, 03:50 PM	#81
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1668454	Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.
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02-11-2009, 04:15 PM	#84
Orlandochiefsgrl Starter Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim
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02-11-2009, 04:35 PM	#88
MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.
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