Life Official Ask Mecca thread. - Page 6

chiefbowe82 · 09-10-2009, 09:18 PM

Yesterday, after I made a thread this thought popped into my mind. Anytime you have a question just refer to the ask mecca thread and the chiefsplanet icon will have an answer, he's even more reliable than jeeves!

**Gonzo** · 09-11-2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

"you're doing it all wrong. You're oopa loompa-ing in the wrong tone. Do it again I poke your eye out with a sautering iron"

Quote:

Christopher Wlaken as Willie Wonka:
Charlie... Your Ganddad... He's too old to come to my factory...
He'll have a stroke or somthing... Then we have health department issues...
You have to understand...

No, you rotten little bitch... You can't have a goddamned golden egg.... Get the hell out....

Sofa King · 09-11-2009, 10:26 AM

would you sell your post count for $1 per post?

SDChiefs · 09-11-2009, 10:30 AM

Hey Mecca, was it actually you that choked Tila Tequila and made a conspiracy to ruin the likes of Lights Out?

WilliamTheIrish · 09-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirk digler

What is better anal sex or a BJ?

And were the men gentle when they violated him?

boogblaster · 09-11-2009, 10:39 AM

Mecca will I die peacefully in my sleep .. or like the car-load of screaming people my car hits after I go to sleep at the wheel ...

Delano · 09-11-2009, 10:47 AM

Mecca, where can I find a good recliner chair to post on Chiefsplanet from?

Mecca, is Head and Shoulders shampoo as good as Polamalu says it is? Should I make the switch from my Jean Paul Gaultier Bergamot and Olive Oil leave-in??

Sweet Daddy Hate · 09-11-2009, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano

Mecca, where can I find a good recliner chair to post on Chiefsplanet from?

Mecca, is Head and Shoulders shampoo as good as Polamalu says it is? Should I make the switch from my Jean Paul Gaultier Bergamot and Olive Oil leave-in??

I've seen your hair, you just need some good activator.

BONUS:

L.A. Chieffan · 09-11-2009, 11:30 AM

Should I tip the owner of the salon?

**DaneMcCloud** · 09-11-2009, 11:32 AM

Cock ring or butt-plug?

Or both simultaneously?

salame · 09-11-2009, 01:12 PM

mecca do you know where I can get a fairly priced used washing machine?

Sofa King · 09-11-2009, 01:26 PM

Mecca, do you know where i can sell a fairly priced used washing machine?

JohnnyV13 · 09-11-2009, 01:41 PM

Mecca, if your hair is falling out and you still want the Mecca do, will hair extensions help?

MoreLemonPledge · 09-11-2009, 01:49 PM

Mecca, what's wrong with my nephew? He really wanted to dress up like a vampire and the only white paint I could find was spray paint, so I tried that and he said it burned so I dipped his head in paint thinner and now he won't stop crying. What should I do?

P.S. It's not really my nephew, it's the neighbor's son.

P.P.S. The neighbors don't know that he came over here, so I need to find something out quick.

P.P.P.S. The neighbors don't really like me because I'm a registered sex offender. That also means I can't take him to the hospital myself because they'll ask questions.

PunkinDrublic · 09-11-2009, 02:15 PM

Mecca can you envision a time when the Mcrib will become a permanent fixture of one of the Mcdonalds extra value meal?

When do you anticipate the long awaited return of the McDLT and will it still be possible for the hot side to stay hot and the cool side to remain cool?

Your thoughts.

JohninGpt · 09-11-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

I've seen your hair, you just need some good activator.

Sexual chocolate, Damn that boy can sing.

09-10-2009, 09:18 PM
chiefbowe82 Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Official Ask Mecca thread. Yesterday, after I made a thread this thought popped into my mind. Anytime you have a question just refer to the ask mecca thread and the chiefsplanet icon will have an answer, he's even more reliable than jeeves!
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09-11-2009, 10:26 AM	#77
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09-11-2009, 10:39 AM	#80
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Mecca will I die peacefully in my sleep .. or like the car-load of screaming people my car hits after I go to sleep at the wheel ... __________________ WR or S please
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09-11-2009, 10:47 AM	#81
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $7695015	Mecca, where can I find a good recliner chair to post on Chiefsplanet from? Mecca, is Head and Shoulders shampoo as good as Polamalu says it is? Should I make the switch from my Jean Paul Gaultier Bergamot and Olive Oil leave-in??
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09-11-2009, 11:30 AM	#83
L.A. Chieffan PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: American Gardens Building Casino cash: $2688654	Should I tip the owner of the salon?
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09-11-2009, 11:32 AM	#84
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09-11-2009, 01:26 PM	#86
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-360000 VARSITY	Mecca, do you know where i can sell a fairly priced used washing machine?
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09-11-2009, 01:41 PM	#87
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09-11-2009, 01:49 PM	#88
MoreLemonPledge M-I-Z S-E-C Join Date: Apr 2009 Casino cash: $10004927	Mecca, what's wrong with my nephew? He really wanted to dress up like a vampire and the only white paint I could find was spray paint, so I tried that and he said it burned so I dipped his head in paint thinner and now he won't stop crying. What should I do? P.S. It's not really my nephew, it's the neighbor's son. P.P.S. The neighbors don't know that he came over here, so I need to find something out quick. P.P.P.S. The neighbors don't really like me because I'm a registered sex offender. That also means I can't take him to the hospital myself because they'll ask questions. __________________
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09-11-2009, 02:15 PM	#89
PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $4350670	Mecca can you envision a time when the Mcrib will become a permanent fixture of one of the Mcdonalds extra value meal? When do you anticipate the long awaited return of the McDLT and will it still be possible for the hot side to stay hot and the cool side to remain cool? Your thoughts. __________________ Disappointing my parents since 1976
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