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Old 12-15-2009, 05:23 PM  
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Infidelity Poll

You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:24 PM   #76
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You will know.
Of course I would know, that goes without question. And besides, I would be damn glad to know that I pumped that.
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:27 PM   #77
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Of course I would know, that goes without question. And besides, I would be damn glad to know that I pumped that.
I presume that you would extend that line of thinking to your wife if she had the opportunity?
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:32 PM   #78
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Yeah, I believe if she wanted Brad Pitt and had the chance, I'd tell her to go for it. But like this cat said......

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Well, Here is a true story...

I said to my wife, if Jessica Alba wants to hump me, just one time... it will happen.

And if Johnny Depp wants to hump her... it's ok.

Neither would happen, so it doesn't matter. lol
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:42 PM   #79
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I presume that you would extend that line of thinking to your wife if she had the opportunity?
Hell, I've had that conversation w/ my wife.
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:44 PM   #80
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Hell, I've had that conversation w/ my wife.
I think most couples have. We have, for sure. But, I don't believe that is what the person to whom I was responding was getting at.
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:45 PM   #81
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Hell, I've had that conversation w/ my wife.
All of this talk made me remember this old infidelity gem from WAY back in the day.

Lol, "look Mom, my art teacher made a music video"!




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Old 12-15-2009, 07:45 PM   #82
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....still trying to see the ass, I cant find it...
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:17 PM   #84
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:19 PM   #85
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I have never cheated and never will. If I had my way, infidelity would be a criminal offense.
I think it was in Texas or a while. Hell, I think it used to be legal to shoot your wife if you caught her in bed.
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:22 PM   #86
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No offense, but even my notoriously bad gaydar goes into DEFCON 1 looking at that picture. He doesn't even know how to make coffee.
Damn it, Donger.
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:28 PM   #87
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....still trying to see the ass, I cant find it...
Blind much?
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:30 PM   #88
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:43 PM   #89
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If the situation came up, could I offer my wife quid pro quo? I get to do it with Jessica and she can be there to monitor, and then she can do it with Jessica and I'll be there to monitor. That way it's fair for everybody.
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:50 PM   #90
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You guys know your sig other will be able to look up this thread if they are so inclined right?
BWillie is correct. I lurked for awhile before Gonzo found out that he was under surveillance. Vote w/ caution.
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