Misc Ouija Boards.... damn - Page 6

Joie · 02-05-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

When I was 12 my friend and i used a Ouija Board and it said I will get married at age 25 to a woman named susan. 13 years later at the age of 25 i married a woman named susan.

Was Susan holding the piece also?

RippedmyFlesh · 02-05-2010, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Was Susan holding the piece also?

Nope didn't meet my wife susan until I was 22.

SPATCH · 02-05-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by wild1

Why don't you ask the ****ing board what their last names are?

She said her last name was "Green"

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Originally Posted by blaise

Ask the Ouija board if I should take the over or under on Sunday.

Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."

ClevelandBronco · 02-05-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

She said her last name was "Green"

Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."

The board couldn't say "Midnight Vulture?"

DMAC · 02-05-2010, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by the_spatula

She said her last name was "Green"

Two weeks ago my iPod Touch was stolen from my room. I decided to consult the ouija board since we had so much success talking to the last woman. We talked to a guy named Elton Bakerson who said he saw it happen; when we asked who took it he said, "fate must remain unknown." I then asked if he couldn't tell me and he said, "not supposed to."

Dude...wake the **** up! Elton stole your touch!

Demonpenz · 02-05-2010, 02:08 PM

at 45 minute mark in 3 men in a baby you can see jan michael vincent out a window (he was supposed to get Tom Sellecks part in that movie)

Fish · 02-05-2010, 02:10 PM

The human mind is an amazing thing. It can create emotions stronger than any story, book, or movie.

RippedmyFlesh · 02-05-2010, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

The human mind is an amazing thing. It can create emotions stronger than any story, book, or movie.

Very true.
When my wife had cancer a doctor showed her pictures of a cancerous cell being destroyed and told her to picture this going on in her body. That was 25 years ago and she is alive and well today. i am really not a beleiver in super natural stuff goes against my logical oriented thinking but I don't just write it off either.
After almost a year of being unemployed I got a call for an interview and my wife
said she will say a little prayer for me(neither of us are very religious)
I got the job. To me it was like the scene in patton where patton tells the priest
to pray for mild weather and they get it. So patton said "Give that priest a medal God listens to him" kind of the way I feel about my wife.

Joie · 02-05-2010, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

Very true.
When my wife had cancer a doctor showed her pictures of a cancerous cell being destroyed and told her to picture this going on in her body. That was 25 years ago and she is alive and well today. i am really not a beleiver in super natural stuff goes against my logical oriented thinking but I don't just write it off either.
After almost a year of being unemployed I got a call for an interview and my wife
said she will say a little prayer for me(neither of us are very religious)
I got the job. To me it was like the scene in patton where patton tells the priest
to pray for mild weather and they get it. So patton said "Give that priest a medal God listens to him" kind of the way I feel about my wife.

I actually do put some credence in the mind-body relationship. When my baby was in NICU, I had to pump milk for her. One of the nurses suggested I look at photos of her while I was getting her milk. I always produced more as I looked at photos, or while I was sitting with her in the NICU.

RippedmyFlesh · 02-05-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

I actually do put some credence in the mind-body relationship. When my baby was in NICU, I had to pump milk for her. One of the nurses suggested I look at photos of her while I was getting her milk. I always produced more as I looked at photos, or while I was sitting with her in the NICU.

My son was 4lbs when he was born and i fed him with what looked like an eye dropper. We used to stress about him not eating enough. Today at 22 he has shoulders as wide as a doorway and eats us out of house and home. My wife shakes her head and says 'Remeber when we worried about him eating enough?"
And i do believe in the mind to body link also.

ClevelandBronco · 02-05-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

My son was 4lbs when he was born and i fed him with what looked like an eye dropper. We used to stress about him not eating enough. Today at 22 he has shoulders as wide as a doorway and eats us out of house and home. My wife shakes her head and says 'Remeber when we worried about him eating enough?"
And i do believe in the mind to body link also.

Those are some pretty wide shoulders for a kid that weighs 22 lbs. How old is he now?

Joie · 02-05-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

My son was 4lbs when he was born and i fed him with what looked like an eye dropper. We used to stress about him not eating enough. Today at 22 he has shoulders as wide as a doorway and eats us out of house and home. My wife shakes her head and says 'Remeber when we worried about him eating enough?"
And i do believe in the mind to body link also.

Was he a preemie? She weighed 4lbs 13oz at birth, and is about 15 lbs now at 8 months old. Started out getting milk from a tube in her nose, and came home eating 45 cc's (about 1.5 oz) from a bottle every 3 hours. Now she's on solids twice a day! She's petite, but healthy as can be.

Oh, and even she knows that Ouija boards are a crock of crap. She's smart that way.

cmh6476 · 02-05-2010, 02:15 PM

http://www.brainjar.com/dhtml/ouija/

cmh6476 · 02-05-2010, 02:16 PM

http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/WebOuija.html

Fish · 02-05-2010, 02:29 PM

A ouija board once told me I would die before my 28th birthday... so really... I'm a zombie in denial...

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02-05-2010, 02:16 PM	#14
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02-05-2010, 02:29 PM	#15
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