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View Poll Results: Do you support a standard list of interview questions for new Planet members?
Absolutely. We have standards. Technically. 27 28.42%
No, if somebody wants to join, they already are messed up enough to get in. 24 25.26%
What standards would we possibly have that would be low enough? 30 31.58%
I wish Gaz was around to weigh in on this. 14 14.74%
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:46 AM  
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Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members?

With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.

So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member?

If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers.

I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:03 AM   #76
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:07 AM   #77
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:09 AM   #78
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:09 AM   #79
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:18 AM   #80
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:19 AM   #82
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:19 AM   #83
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