Poop I cant stand flat bill hats - Page 6

MTG#10 · 12:39 PM

Every time I see a tool wearing a flat bill hat I want to strangle him. If you wear flat bill hats you have at least once in your life had a cock in you. Most likely several times.

EDIT: For all you pussies getting your panties in a bunch, its a two year old thread...I'd still never wear one but I don't hate them as bad as I used to. I got used to seeing people wearing them I guess. But if you leave the sticker on you're still a ****ing 'tard.

Estron · 02-19-2012, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by shirtsleeve

Flat bill hats are gay. Derby hat. Thats the shit.

Those things with the flat bills are not even hats. They are caps.

Your fedora, your derby, your bowler, your ten-gallon -- those are hats.

Okie_Apparition · 02-19-2012, 09:57 AM

They must not see much rain
though the 4" snow drift would be cool

Luke · 02-19-2012, 11:51 AM

So where do people buy those caps with the bill in the back?

qabbaan · 02-19-2012, 11:54 AM

Wearing a flat billed hat is some people's way of telling the world they will never be anyone's boss, except maybe the guy with his hat on sideways.

JoeyChuckles · 02-19-2012, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by qabbaan

Wearing a flat billed hat is some people's way of telling the world they will never be anyone's boss, except maybe the guy with his hat on sideways.

Genius.

WilliamTheIrish · 02-19-2012, 01:20 PM

Actually, I have several books which show old time baseball uniforms including the caps. In the late 1800's and well in the early 20th century all baseball caps were flat billed. The bills were shorter. But flat ironed. Just like today's lids.

All fashion is repetitive, (IMO) although it might have a slight modern nuance.

Take a trip to the baseball HoF.

**loochy** · 02-19-2012, 01:21 PM

What would happen if someone made your daughter wear a flat billed cap?

Bambi · 02-19-2012, 01:49 PM

Flat bill hats are fine. I have a couple. Sometimes you need that look.

**loochy** · 02-19-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson

Flat bill hats are fine. I have a couple. Sometimes you need that look.

No you don't.

burt · 02-19-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson

Flat bill hats are fine. I have a couple. Sometimes you need that look.

to go along with your bagged pants????........

**chefsos** · 02-19-2012, 05:45 PM

I always thought that the only reason people wear those nice, crisp flat billed hats with stickers on 'em was that it makes it easier to steal them.

Setsuna · 02-20-2012, 02:45 AM

Most black guys wear baggy pants because they are hand me downs and can't afford ones that fit. But they have to have the latest Nikes or they'll loose their minds.

Phil...this is not racist. This is a theory I have with some truth to it based on my own life experiences.

NJChiefsFan · 02-20-2012, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by burt

to go along with your bagged pants????........

What amazingly stylish things did you wear growing up?

burt · 02-20-2012, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan

What amazingly stylish things did you wear growing up?

Mostly jeans and I had them pulled up so everyone didn't have to see my drawers!

ThatRaceCardGuy · 02-20-2012, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna

Most black guys wear baggy pants because they are hand me downs and can't afford ones that fit. But they have to have the latest Nikes or they'll loose their minds.

Phil...this is not racist. This is a theory I have with some truth to it based on my own life experiences.

There you go again.....shuckin and jiven....step n and fetchin..UNC

02-03-2012, 06:10 PM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7374386	I cant stand flat bill hats Every time I see a tool wearing a flat bill hat I want to strangle him. If you wear flat bill hats you have at least once in your life had a cock in you. Most likely several times. EDIT: For all you pussies getting your panties in a bunch, its a two year old thread...I'd still never wear one but I don't hate them as bad as I used to. I got used to seeing people wearing them I guess. But if you leave the sticker on you're still a ***ing 'tard. Last edited by MTG#10; 08-10-2013 at 12:39 PM..*
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02-19-2012, 11:51 AM	#78
Luke Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Earth Casino cash: $10004900	hmmm, I wonder.... So where do people buy those caps with the bill in the back?
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qabbaan Veteran Join Date: Jan 2012 Casino cash: $10004900	Wearing a flat billed hat is some people's way of telling the world they will never be anyone's boss, except maybe the guy with his hat on sideways.
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WilliamTheIrish Champion Golfer Of The Year Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $5530607	Actually, I have several books which show old time baseball uniforms including the caps. In the late 1800's and well in the early 20th century all baseball caps were flat billed. The bills were shorter. But flat ironed. Just like today's lids. All fashion is repetitive, (IMO) although it might have a slight modern nuance. Take a trip to the baseball HoF.
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Setsuna Paladin Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Gator Country Casino cash: $10008487	Most black guys wear baggy pants because they are hand me downs and can't afford ones that fit. But they have to have the latest Nikes or they'll loose their minds. Phil...this is not racist. This is a theory I have with some truth to it based on my own life experiences.
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