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Wizard
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Mpls
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Being the first transhuman being would be cool. Otherwise I would go for immortality or telekinesis.
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $1738919
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AAARRRRR! Hulk hate Hulk's superpower!!
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MVP
Join Date: Sep 2000
Casino cash: $10005036
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MVP
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: K.C.
Casino cash: $9924975
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I'd like to be oblong and have my knees removed.
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Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Casino cash: $8566872
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Ability to be invisible at any time you want to be.
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Waterboy
Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
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Teleportation with no limit on distance.
Would not want to read minds. People are strange and have strange thoughts they may never voice, reading that is probably not the best idea. Invisibility would be cool if you had the power to turn it on or off and anything you were holding/wearing was also invisible. Running around invisible and naked in the middle of winter doesn't seem like an ideal situation to me. Flying would be cool except, teleportation gets you there faster and you could always use teleportation to "simulate" flying. Immortality? Meh, I dont know. Watching everyone you love in every "lifetime" you live grow old and die around you? And really, who really wants to pay taxes....FOREVER? Invulnerability sort of lends itself to immortality doesn't it? So, no thanks. Self - healing - see invulnerability.
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Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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Mimicry.
That way I get ALL of your powers.
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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $1180477
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I wish I had the ability to make bacon just appear from nowhere without all the hassle.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
Casino cash: $9999900
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1960's Movie Actor Power: Punch a guy in the face and it makes loud crack. Then he falls off screen never to reappear.
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You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $1542369
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I'm a huge comic book nerd so I've given this kind of shit a lot of thought. A lot of the most popular ones I think just wouldn't be too useful and/or sound a lot more glamorous than they'd actually be.
Super strength? The only real practical application it would have in my life is that I could kick anyone's ass. Not that cool, really. Flight? Would probably be amazingly fun for the first couple months or so but you'd draw a lot of attention to yourself and most likely spend your days in a government lab somewhere. Invisibility? Lamest, popular super power ever. I really can't even think of anything useful but sneaking into places you're not supposed to be. Immortality? You'd get to see all of your loved ones grow old and die right before your eyes. Forever... **** all that. No to all of those for me. A couple that I could think would be useful are rapid healing (Wolverine-style) to be immune to disease and remain youthful for a long ass time, shapeshifting, and the ability to create copies of anything you touched (money becomes more money- you could have whatever you wanted). For me, it would come down to teleportation, telepathy (with mind-control included, of course), or telekinesis. Even with those three options, teleportation would win by a ****ing mile. The ability to be ANYWHERE, at ANY TIME, WHENEVER you want? Shiiiiiitt. Sign me up. |
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error 404
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Bizarro World
Casino cash: $8800445
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The ability to lie so will that I could get people to believe anything I said so that I could get elected President of the United States.
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
Casino cash: $10126924
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Invisibility would be cool, I guess. I'd be rich ino time, and I'd be the most awesomest CIA agent ever. However, the teleportation thing might be cool too. I can see some drawbacks to it, though.
Say you wanna go somewhere like Tahiti and you teleport there. You appear right in front of some guy target shooting or a Mack truck speeding down the highway at 90 mph? You'd have to be damn careful. |
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Fantastic Planeteer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Champaign, IL
Casino cash: $10006721
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Infinite growth, indestructible penis.
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special teams
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mesa AZ
Casino cash: $10015665
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Don't Tease Me
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: KS
Casino cash: $11047037
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