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Old 01-14-2013, 01:33 PM   #1
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Do not drink this beer. It's the higher ABV stuff and mostly it just tasted like a half-shot of well whiskey being dumped into the worst beer you've ever found.
I'm calling bullshit. It's clearly printed right on the can "Special Reserve" "Ultra Premium"...

I mean, you don't just give shitty beer two distinct adjectives like that. "Ultra" and "Premium".
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:47 PM   #2
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I'm calling bullshit. It's clearly printed right on the can "Special Reserve" "Ultra Premium"...

I mean, you don't just give shitty beer two distinct adjectives like that. "Ultra" and "Premium".
Plus they have to tell the truth...they can't lie...not on their own label anyway...
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:14 PM   #3
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I'm calling bullshit. It's clearly printed right on the can "Special Reserve" "Ultra Premium"...

I mean, you don't just give shitty beer two distinct adjectives like that. "Ultra" and "Premium".
do yourself a favor and put it to the test!!

Make sure that it's Ultra AND Premium...
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:24 PM   #4
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do yourself a favor and put it to the test!!

Make sure that it's Ultra AND Premium...
I was totally joking. I've had one before, and I'd describe it as a combination of smegma and sweat from the ass crack of a musk ox.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:16 PM   #5
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I'm calling bullshit. It's clearly printed right on the can "Special Reserve" "Ultra Premium"...

I mean, you don't just give shitty beer two distinct adjectives like that. "Ultra" and "Premium".
Maybe they were thinking fuel.

Because I'm sure the sensation of drinking it is similar to drinking 'ultra premium' octane from QT...
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:53 PM   #6
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Do not drink this beer. It's the higher ABV stuff and mostly it just tasted like a half-shot of well whiskey being dumped into the worst beer you've ever found.
most powerful puke i ever had was after drinking 3/4 can of that shit. i'd no sooner set the can down then whoosh...right out the mouth and nose. splattered the poor dog and she was about 6feet in front of me. came close to blowing out my o-ring too.

never again.
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most powerful puke i ever had was after drinking 3/4 can of that shit. i'd no sooner set the can down then whoosh...right out the mouth and nose. splattered the poor dog and she was about 6feet in front of me. came close to blowing out my o-ring too.

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Old 01-14-2013, 01:28 PM   #8
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:26 PM   #9
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Maybe they were thinking fuel.

Because I'm sure the sensation of drinking it is similar to drinking 'ultra premium' octane from QT...
Your exprrience seems similar to mine but instead of drinking the nastiest drink we would try to **** the fattest chick at the bar.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:34 PM   #10
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Your exprrience seems similar to mine but instead of drinking the nastiest drink we would try to **** the fattest chick at the bar.
I partied with Omaha one night; had the same sort of scenario. we had to find the skinniest chick we could find to bang.

I thought I had won, until I realized I was trying to get into the pants of a Coat Rack.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:39 PM   #11
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I partied with Omaha one night; had the same sort of scenario. we had to find the skinniest chick we could find to bang.

I thought I had won, until I realized I was trying to get into the pants of a Coat Rack.
Coat racks are so easy. They're always tipsy.
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Coat racks are so easy. They're always tipsy.

usually have a bunch of other dudes hanging all over them too
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I thought I had won, until I realized I was trying to get into the pants of a Coat Rack.
I once saw pics of Omaha and a worm.
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I was stupid once. went to get more beer -....cause you I needed more lol - I was returning to base; got about 1 mile from base, and got pulled over.

I was coorporative, blew like a .085 or something like that. Though, I had a lot more than what the breathalyzer thing read. I was shocked it wasn't higher.

Cop said "I'll give you two choices. You've been cooperative. I can either take you to jail, or take you to your Duty Officer of your squadron". I chose the latter.

...and I was only 19 at the time. Don't think the cop even saw that piece. Lucky.
but did get a good a** chewing whilst standing tall with the CO.
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I was coorporative, blew like a .085 or something like that. Though, I had a lot more than what the breathalyzer thing read. I was shocked it wasn't higher.

Cop said "I'll give you two choices. You've been cooperative. I can either take you to jail, or take you to your Duty Officer of your squadron". I chose the latter.

...and I was only 19 at the time. Don't think the cop even saw that piece. Lucky.
but did get a good a** chewing whilst standing tall with the CO.
I got out of a DUI simply because I was in the military. I probably shouldn't have....but I did.

I was back from my deployment for like a month....went out drinking with my friends. Definitely shouldn't have drove home....but I did. Cop pulled me over and as he's walking up to my window...he sees my deployment bags in the back seat. He asks to see my military ID and drivers license. He asks if I just got back and I told him yes. He gave me my stuff back and told me to go straight home.
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