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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $-1719603
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anything is for sale for the right price
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Forklift Certified
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: House of the Rising Sun
Casino cash: $-930150
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Die from a cocaine overdose in a seedy Las Vegas hotel.
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Posts: 18,600
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
Casino cash: $-370000
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I would buy Chiefsplanet and read everyone's PMs and Rep messages
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Posts: 80,659
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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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The people who hit the lottery and then blow it or say it ruined their lives are ****ing stupid dick munchers. They ****ed it up because they're probably just ****ups who **** up everything else in their lives. The first thing you do is invest a chunk of it into a 100% safe investment which will generate enough interest for you to live on. If there's any left, you buy a house. Any left after that, a car(s) and some toys. Any left, and THEN you give some away and do stupid stuff.
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9594244
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Hire an advisor who has experience working with wind falls. Hire a top law firm to watch the advisor.
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
Casino cash: $4067192
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Posts: 33,930
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9594244
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Damn fine idea...
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Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2560000
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Tell my family, and my family only.
Take the cash option. Get some great lawyers and financial advice. Invest a large portion which will hopefully take care of my family for generations to come. Donate a large chunk to various charities and to my church. Pay off all my families bills/debts/etc. Finish school, taking classes I find interesting. Get a variety of degrees. Build a large house, with a VERY large garage. Buy a stable of cars. Travel, a lot. Work somewhere I love, helping people less fortunate than me. |
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MVP
Join Date: Aug 2011
Casino cash: $2196550
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I honestly wouldn't change that much. I love what I do for a living, I'd just be able to do it more without as much need of others. But at the end of the day, there are people in my profession who essentially HAVE won the lottery. And I still see those people at the gym and the office and the bar. So, professionally, not a ton would change.
But personally, I'd immediately build a house in LA (Toluca Lake, actually, which is like Beverly Hills without bad traffic.) Then I'd buy a farm outside of Lucca, Italy. I don't really give a shit about cars. I'd buy the highest rated American-made electric or hybrid. Because I care about the environment AND 'merica. How would I tell my friends? Individually, I think. I wouldn't give people money. I'd give them something they need. A new SUV for my buddy who loves camping. Pay the rent for a year for a starving actor friend. Health insurance for my diabetic buddy. Then I'd probably go split time between london and italy for a couple years, until all of the family members give up trying to reach me. My home base would probably still be California, but in the Central Coast (think Sideways). I might even just keep a condo in LA for when I have to come in for meetings, but otherwise I wouldn't "live" anywhere. Just constantly go throughout the world. |
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Escalades
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Lee's Summit, MO
Casino cash: $10012188
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If I won anything over 75 bucks I'd quit my job.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7327995
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beer
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Posts: 43,200
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Embrace the love
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
Casino cash: $4067192
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1860644
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Take the cash option.
Give half of it away to friends and family right away if it was a big jackpot. My life isn't going to be dramatically different if I have 100 million v. 200 million. But that 100 million could do a lot of good for a lot of people that I care about. Then throw an "I'm rich, bitch" party and get all sorts of ****ed up. Move somewhere warm. Hire a personal trainer and a top notch golf instructor. Play golf (hopefully well). Drink beers. Bang wife. Repeat. |
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9594244
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
Casino cash: $-1860644
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