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Old 05-04-2016, 08:26 PM   #1
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imagine being a kid and you have nothing to spank it to

so you have to go steal a mag from your dad or neighbor or something to get your jerk on

you creep around...see a mag ..grab it , tuck it in your pants and run off

you finally get some alone time

you pull out the mag and start jerking and realize its a dude


are you all in at that point?
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:27 PM   #2
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imagine being a kid and you have nothing to spank it to

so you have to go steal a mag from your dad or neighbor or something to get your jerk on

you creep around...see a mag ..grab it , tuck it in your pants and run off

you finally get some alone time

you pull out the mag and start jerking and realize its a dude


are you all in at that point?
Is this 1985 and there is no internet?
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:29 PM   #3
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imagine being a kid and you have nothing to spank it to

so you have to go steal a mag from your dad or neighbor or something to get your jerk on

you creep around...see a mag ..grab it , tuck it in your pants and run off

you finally get some alone time

you pull out the mag and start jerking and realize its a dude


are you all in at that point?
NSFW tag please. Gross.
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Old 05-04-2016, 10:37 PM   #4
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imagine being a kid and you have nothing to spank it to

so you have to go steal a mag from your dad or neighbor or something to get your jerk on

you creep around...see a mag ..grab it , tuck it in your pants and run off

you finally get some alone time

you pull out the mag and start jerking and realize its a dude


are you all in at that point?
Depends how close I am to the vinegar strokes.

I'm probably all in though. Once you've started, it's kinda hard to stop.
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Old 05-05-2016, 06:31 AM   #5
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imagine being a kid and you have nothing to spank it to

so you have to go steal a mag from your dad or neighbor or something to get your jerk on

you creep around...see a mag ..grab it , tuck it in your pants and run off

you finally get some alone time

you pull out the mag and start jerking and realize its a dude

are you all in at that point?
What kid uses a magazine to beat off these days? If they are beating off to Caitlyn in SI, then they've already beat off to much worse things online.
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Old 05-05-2016, 07:21 AM   #6
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What kid uses a magazine to beat off these days? If they are beating off to Caitlyn in SI, then they've already beat off to much worse things online.
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:58 AM   #7
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What kid uses a magazine to beat off these days? If they are beating off to Caitlyn in SI, then they've already beat off to much worse things online.
A kid that lost his internet privileges because his room looked like a gory murder scene from CSI when his parents tested it with a black light, and subsequently found he was watching trannies take head on red tube...
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:27 PM   #8
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:28 PM   #9
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Old 05-04-2016, 10:38 PM   #10
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:36 PM   #11
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I still don't know if she takes or gives head?
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:40 PM   #13
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It needs its own magazine, that way those that want to see it can buy that magazine. Though bet those basketball shorts in the 70s and early 80s show more and that was allowed on SI so IDK about all that.
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