Andy Reid, then and now.

[Wallcrawler]

This was a post from 2015 responding to how Denver wouldn't be Denver the next year. Some interesting notes on Reids coaching and decisionmaking here.

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Conversely....

Andy is still going to be Andy.

Alex is still going to be Alex.

Zero ****s given.


Andy Reid will be personally responsible for at least a quarter of the season's worth of losses once again due to his complete lack of ability to call plays relevant to the current situation.

Should I go for it on 4th down or punt for 17 yards of field position like against San Francisco?

8 years later and still doing the surrender punts. So, this isn't likely to stop.


Run the ball? Sounds hard.

It's a lot more defensible now that he has the best qb on the planet, but there are times in big games where running the ball could have turned things around. Superbowl 55 and the AFCCG second half meltdown to the Bengals come to mind.

We're up 28 points in the 3rd quarter of a playoff game? Keep throwing.

Could that horrific Colts loss be the catalyst for why we pump the brakes so hard and play terrible offensive football when we are ahead now?



Jamaal just busted his biggest run of the season on the opening drive of the third quarter? Give him 4 more carries the rest of the football game.

We see this happen with Pacheco. Clyde coming into the game to run the football, it just never makes sense.



Kelce keeps making big plays when he's on the field? Sub in Fasano.

This is now happening with Rashee Rice. I swear anytime the kid makes a play he's riding the bench for ten minutes.

1st and goal at the 1 inch line? TIME OUT!! TIME OUT!! Gotta think this over. What the hell play can I possibly call here? Can we take 2 timeouts in a row? I really need the time here......

Ah look. He sucked at short yardage back then too. Cool.


Alex Smith will continue to be the same "safe throw or sack" QB he has been. In combination with Reids complete and utter stupidity on gameday at times, this simply will not overcome that. This is how you lose to the dregs of the NFL.

We've lost some laughers, but not because we have a safe throw or sack qb. Colts last year, donks this year, and we've played down to some terrible teams in the Mahomes era.



Reid's been doing this for nearly two decades, peeps. Just as his atrocious eating habits are destroying his body and health with no changes forthcoming, the dumbshittery of this lardass will continue to destroy the playoff chances of the Kansas City Chiefs.


What a difference having the best qb that ever lived makes.

Some interesting things there, like I hadn't remembered he was so bad with short yardage and took timeouts on the goal line.

The surrender punting Jesus Christ I mean maybe you can justify that because you have zero faith in Alex Smiths parallel to the line of scrimmage passing attack to get it, but to continue this with Mahomes? Come on. Now.

Taking the young guys out of the game right after a big play....I just don't get it.

Maybe the most interesting is that loss of aggression with the lead. Because up 28 on the Colts, his continuing to press the attack and failing allowed all those free clock stoppages and allowed the Colts the time to come back.

For the most part, he's the same dude doing the same dumb shit he was doing 8 years ago, he just has a better qb now.

[493rd]

Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief

... Doesn't make you football smart, or car smart...

Did you lease that turd 240i, their depreciation to their peers is shit...

https://getjerry.com/car-insurance/b...ld-their-value

and the XC-60 has like a 70 reliability score...

Wow, big car guy too in addition to your reading comprehension expertise??? 65k miles on the Volvo without an issue so I guess you’re wrong. And the M240i will bury your cheap ricer Civic you think is fast.

[493rd]

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Wow, impressive. You don’t sound like an insecure man with a tiny penis at all.

Well that’s good because I’m not one. Let me be the first to apologize for working hard and attaining success. I know that rubs lots the wrong way in today’s shitty society.

[493rd]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Notice he said nothing about how much he spends on lunch.

Probably microwaves leftovers in a Tupperware container like a simp lol

On occasion I do. Look at the big brains on you!

[Bearcat]

Oh man, car bragging last night...

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by 493rd

On occasion I do. Look at the big brains on you!

How big is your cock both flaccid and hard

[Tylerthigpen!1!]

Originally Posted by 493rd

Well that’s good because I’m not one. Let me be the first to apologize for working hard and attaining success. I know that rubs lots the wrong way in today’s shitty society.

What other traits make a good society? Humility? Agreeableness? Objectivity? Thriftiness?

Would that make you a part of the problem?

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Tylerthigpen!1!

What other traits make a good society? Humility? Agreeableness? Objectivity? Thriftiness?

Would that make you a part of the problem?

Misery, black and white arguments, bragging about owning entry level luxury vehicles.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Marcellus

One of the most entertaining things about CP is the morons who just can’t grasp they are morons and continually try to prove it, and keep failing.

It is pure hilarity.

We all have dumb takes sometimes but the real fun is the ones who can’t seem to make a good one no matter how hard they try.

I guess your preferred alternative would be some window licking hive mind that all think like you do.

I find it hilarious how absolutely asshurt and offended some people here get when Andy is questioned or criticized in any way.

You do understand that my posts in no way should affect your groupie level obsession with the infallible Andy Reid, correct? Andy Reid is going to be on tge sidelines coaching the Kansas City Chiefs until such time as he decides to retire from coaching NFL Football.

You're going to see the Chiefs have a shot at the title every year, and you're also going to see some decisions that put that shot in a lot more jeopardy than should probably happen if Andy is what you've all built him up to be in your mind, an infallible genius, unquestionable and beyond reproach.


As for the guy who said "nobody cares about the Alex Smith playoff losses" you need look no further than that to prove my ****ing point.

Those playoff games were winnable, instead they were epic failures of the highest order.

Pretend you were all happy with losing those games if you like. I guess it's easier to do that than admit the guy that finally got you a title (thanks in large part to the guy wearing 15) isn't a guy that lost more post season games he was favored to win than any other coach in history.

He's shown a trend to repeat the same inexplicable bullshit for years without changing, which means he has not changed, he just got a legend dropped into his lap that can overcome more of these gaffes than your average player could.

Keep this same energy when we surrender punt in the post season and get ourselves a trip home to the couch. Then he can take full responsibility and look in the mirror and maybe have a shot at figuring out what went wrong, when everyone watching already knows its because Clyde and Skyy got put into the game because barbecue sauce better job better job packages, while Pacheco and Rice watch from the sidelines, we wasted downs on critical series trusting these clowns when all theyve done all ****ing career is fail, and probably still couldn't figure out that ultra difficult 3rd and 1 thing.

Maybe as a bonus we will get to see a timeout wasted due to a ball spot challenge early in the first quarter, because challenges and timeouts aren't really something you may really ****ing need late in the half, or 4th quarter.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

I guess your preferred alternative would be some window licking hive mind that all think like you do.

I find it hilarious how absolutely asshurt and offended some people here get when Andy is questioned or criticized in any way.

You do understand that my posts in no way should affect your groupie level obsession with the infallible Andy Reid, correct? Andy Reid is going to be on tge sidelines coaching the Kansas City Chiefs until such time as he decides to retire from coaching NFL Football.

You're going to see the Chiefs have a shot at the title every year, and you're also going to see some decisions that put that shot in a lot more jeopardy than should probably happen if Andy is what you've all built him up to be in your mind, an infallible genius, unquestionable and beyond reproach.


As for the guy who said "nobody cares about the Alex Smith playoff losses" you need look no further than that to prove my ****ing point.

Those playoff games were winnable, instead they were epic failures of the highest order.

Pretend you were all happy with losing those games if you like. I guess it's easier to do that than admit the guy that finally got you a title (thanks in large part to the guy wearing 15) isn't a guy that lost more post season games he was favored to win than any other coach in history.

He's shown a trend to repeat the same inexplicable bullshit for years without changing, which means he has not changed, he just got a legend dropped into his lap that can overcome more of these gaffes than your average player could.

Keep this same energy when we surrender punt in the post season and get ourselves a trip home to the couch. Then he can take full responsibility and look in the mirror and maybe have a shot at figuring out what went wrong, when everyone watching already knows its because Clyde and Skyy got put into the game because barbecue sauce better job better job packages, while Pacheco and Rice watch from the sidelines, we wasted downs on critical series trusting these clowns when all theyve done all ****ing career is fail, and probably still couldn't figure out that ultra difficult 3rd and 1 thing.

Maybe as a bonus we will get to see a timeout wasted due to a ball spot challenge early in the first quarter, because challenges and timeouts aren't really something you may really ****ing need late in the half, or 4th quarter.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

I guess your preferred alternative would be some window licking hive mind that all think like you do.

I find it hilarious how absolutely asshurt and offended some people here get when Andy is questioned or criticized in any way.

You do understand that my posts in no way should affect your groupie level obsession with the infallible Andy Reid, correct? Andy Reid is going to be on tge sidelines coaching the Kansas City Chiefs until such time as he decides to retire from coaching NFL Football.

You're going to see the Chiefs have a shot at the title every year, and you're also going to see some decisions that put that shot in a lot more jeopardy than should probably happen if Andy is what you've all built him up to be in your mind, an infallible genius, unquestionable and beyond reproach.


As for the guy who said "nobody cares about the Alex Smith playoff losses" you need look no further than that to prove my ****ing point.

Those playoff games were winnable, instead they were epic failures of the highest order.

Pretend you were all happy with losing those games if you like. I guess it's easier to do that than admit the guy that finally got you a title (thanks in large part to the guy wearing 15) isn't a guy that lost more post season games he was favored to win than any other coach in history.

He's shown a trend to repeat the same inexplicable bullshit for years without changing, which means he has not changed, he just got a legend dropped into his lap that can overcome more of these gaffes than your average player could.

Keep this same energy when we surrender punt in the post season and get ourselves a trip home to the couch. Then he can take full responsibility and look in the mirror and maybe have a shot at figuring out what went wrong, when everyone watching already knows its because Clyde and Skyy got put into the game because barbecue sauce better job better job packages, while Pacheco and Rice watch from the sidelines, we wasted downs on critical series trusting these clowns when all theyve done all ****ing career is fail, and probably still couldn't figure out that ultra difficult 3rd and 1 thing.

Maybe as a bonus we will get to see a timeout wasted due to a ball spot challenge early in the first quarter, because challenges and timeouts aren't really something you may really ****ing need late in the half, or 4th quarter.

Maybe it's my age. I don't know how old you are, I'm about to turn 53. I lived through the worst of the worst in KC. Now...I have 7 division titles, we've hosted 5 AFCC games, won 3AFC Championships, 2 SB victories, all those in the last 7 years. I just can't fathom the level of anger and frustration you have on display.

Would it be nice if Reid would possibly not do some things that we as fans find rather...stupid? Sure. You can mention those things. But MY GOD man...like it or not your rants come off like we are the Chiefs of 2015 or something...or worse, 2012...

I dunno. I don't let this stuff be my whole life any more, and now that we've had some pretty unparalleled success these last 6 years, I just can't get too worked up about it. We are on a backslide this year in terms of offensive production, mostly because of our WR room. Penalties and turnovers are the other part. Somewhere in there, Andy has some **** ups and responsibility as well. But DAMN dude...you seriously come off as someone who can NOT be happy unless the Chiefs win the SB every year. Newsflash...that ain't gonna happen.

Just chill man, it's not that big of a deal. JMO.

[Bearcat]

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by 493rd

Well that’s good because I’m not one. Let me be the first to apologize for working hard and attaining success. I know that rubs lots the wrong way in today’s shitty society.

You appear to be the epitome of "money can't buy happiness." I'm sorry it hasn't worked out the way you expected.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by DaFace

You appear to be the epitome of "money can't buy happiness." I'm sorry it hasn't worked out the way you expected.

He’ll be back soon to let us know that he’s happy, it’s everyone else who has a problem.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by InChiefsHeaven

Maybe it's my age. I don't know how old you are, I'm about to turn 53. I lived through the worst of the worst in KC. Now...I have 7 division titles, we've hosted 5 AFCC games, won 3AFC Championships, 2 SB victories, all those in the last 7 years. I just can't fathom the level of anger and frustration you have on display.

Would it be nice if Reid would possibly not do some things that we as fans find rather...stupid? Sure. You can mention those things. But MY GOD man...like it or not your rants come off like we are the Chiefs of 2015 or something...or worse, 2012...

I dunno. I don't let this stuff be my whole life any more, and now that we've had some pretty unparalleled success these last 6 years, I just can't get too worked up about it. We are on a backslide this year in terms of offensive production, mostly because of our WR room. Penalties and turnovers are the other part. Somewhere in there, Andy has some **** ups and responsibility as well. But DAMN dude...you seriously come off as someone who can NOT be happy unless the Chiefs win the SB every year. Newsflash...that ain't gonna happen.

Just chill man, it's not that big of a deal. JMO.

If the Chiefs have a team capable of winning the superbowl, and they squander it, then yeah, it kind of is that big of a deal.

As I've said, if you're pleased with 2/5 when he's had literally the best player that ever lived, hey great. I envy your ability to settle for less and not expect this dude who I'm told is some big legend, to take the best player that ever lived and go get the job done.

I guess I don't have that aw shucks, it was a good try tho outlook.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

If the Chiefs have a team capable of winning the superbowl, and they squander it, then yeah, it kind of is that big of a deal.

49ers: 4 Super Bowls in 10 years
Steelers: 4 Super Bowls in 10 years
Patriots: 3 Super Bowls in 14 years

It's a big deal!!!!!