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Old 01-29-2004, 02:46 PM  
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Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom
If you've got a problem, yo Ahll Solve it, check out my hooks, while DJ revolves it..tss tss ts tss tst

If Dr Laura, Dr Phil or Ann Landers couldn't help you.....Serve it up.


Its the offseason, the board needs something other than politics. This thread, and the answers will go where you take it. A serious Question....I'll try to help, and or rely on others......A not serious question....You'll get what you ask for.


disclaimer: Iowanian is not a licensed Doctor, Psychologist or anything else. No responsibility shall be taken by advisors on any issue within the thread. The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.
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Old 02-11-2004, 07:58 AM   #76
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Iowanian Asks the readers.

Readers with extensive knowledge of dogs and those with strong opinion needed.

What is YOUR opinion/input on the need/value of neutering of a male dog? 9month old Yellow Lab male.....Pet/bird dog

Does it make them a "better/worse" dog(pet/hunting)

Trying to decide If Truman will be Singing Barry White or Vince Gill.
iowa...according to my vet: "neutered males are not distracted by the bitches in season and tend to keep their mind on the task at hand."

9months is an excellent time to have it done.
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Old 02-11-2004, 08:20 AM   #77
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"neutered males are not distracted by the bitches in season and tend to keep their mind on the task at hand."
Don't tell my wife this...
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:34 AM   #78
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Thanks ever so much Sec.....I'll be sure to have my marketing department assistant ship you a box of whatever janky product We're pimping at the moment.

Maybe you'll be lucky and its Lavitra and Enzyte this month.

Thanks.

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Old 02-11-2004, 09:59 AM   #79
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Thanks ever so much Sec.....I'll be sure to have my marketing department assistant ship you a box of whatever janky product We're pimping at the moment.

Maybe you'll be lucky and its Lavitra and Enzyte this month.

Thanks.

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i'll give the enzyte a shot...and i suggest you allow truman one last leg-hunch before the snip.
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Old 03-29-2004, 01:34 PM   #80
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There is nothing else going on......and I could use the vent.
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Old 03-29-2004, 01:46 PM   #81
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not too sure about males, but i have all my female labs neutered.....
If your vet is neutering your females, I think you may have a problem.
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Old 03-29-2004, 02:50 PM   #82
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DDI,

Why is it I can never think of anything good to ask you?
Dearest Endelt.

It pains me to be the bearer of bad news, but if you look back on your childhood, the answer may reveal itself.

What color of reading cards did you get sent to for exercises in early elementary? Brown huh...... Level 3 isn't the best, even though it requires more fingers to reach that number on your hand.

Maybe you're just not that clever?

The difference is, I blame your teachers for not building your esteme to a level to initiate stimulation of creative thought.

I recommend that you file a lawsuit against your local school district, pronto. You're being robbed of your classification, showing your disability. Your inalliable right to collect compensation, for sitting on your free couch is due you ASAP.
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Old 03-29-2004, 03:12 PM   #83
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Deductive reasoning my dear watson.

You live in an area, habitated mostly by two groups from our census blocks. Retired elderly, and college students. It makes sense that both of those two groups would have abnormal numbers of persons, with nocternal bladder control issues. It therefor makes sense, that one could find multiple oportunities for furniture that may have been "soiled" in one way or another.

By using my deductive reasoning skills, and realizing that you are a man of oportunity, it makes sense that you would take advantage of fine furniture, a couple squirts of Fabreese, and enjoy affordable lazyboy Comfort.
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Old 03-29-2004, 05:54 PM   #84
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Dr. Iowanian,

What's a good way of getting back at my employer for shutting off the Planet at work. Keep in mind I'd like to keep my job, but they took my crack and they need to pay.

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Old 03-29-2004, 05:59 PM   #85
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Talisman.....Its obvious you work for a bastard.

Its only right that you begin to embezzle money. Until you develop a master plan, I recommend allowing yourself an extra week of paid vacation per year.

How you ask? Simple. Pooping 20 minutes per day on the clock, 5 days per week, 50 weeks per year....

If you can get into the boss' private comode.....This is call for an "upper decker".
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Old 03-30-2004, 12:57 PM   #87
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Deductive reasoning my dear watson.

You live in an area, habitated mostly by two groups from our census blocks. Retired elderly, and college students. It makes sense that both of those two groups would have abnormal numbers of persons, with nocternal bladder control issues. It therefor makes sense, that one could find multiple oportunities for furniture that may have been "soiled" in one way or another.

By using my deductive reasoning skills, and realizing that you are a man of oportunity, it makes sense that you would take advantage of fine furniture, a couple squirts of Fabreese, and enjoy affordable lazyboy Comfort.

This guy has to be one of the wittiest people I have ever come across.
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Dr. Iowanian- my hometown is Britt, Iowa. So yes, I am a native Iowan. Will the shame and humilation of this fact ever go away? I mean, has it for you?
Thanks so much in advance-
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He's smart, too.

Course, that's not exactly how I got the couches. Back when I was in high school (yes, I said high school), a woman my mom worked with bought some new couches. She asked Mom if Dad would haul her old ones to the dump for her. Dad, never one to be wasteful, hauled them to our garage instead. I've had them ever since.

One spent a few years with me a the H. Roe Bartle Scout Reservation while I was on staff. The other spent a few years in the Delta Tau Delta fraternity house. They're both filthy as hell, and beat to shit, but, like I keep telling Mom when she tells me to buy new ones... they keep my ass off the floor.

There are plenty of places to sit at the bar, gotta keep the beer money for beer. I know how your mind works...

...and it scares the hell out of me.
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Dr. Iowanian- my hometown is Britt, Iowa. So yes, I am a native Iowan. Will the shame and humilation of this fact ever go away? I mean, has it for you?
Thanks so much in advance-
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Britt, IA used to be a HS wrestling powerhouse...thats about all I know of your home town.

Iowania is a great place.

This question was a little above my capabilities, so I decided to ask GOD what he had to say to someone that wasn't proud to be an Iowanian.

His reply was simple, and to the point.
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