Who is the most idiotic person you have ever met? - Page 7

WebGem · 02-16-2005, 12:39 AM

Share some stories.

BigVE · 02-16-2005, 09:10 PM

I had a buddy that took his new wife out on the lake with an inflatable boat. They were rowing along nicely and he noticed that there was some water in the bottom of the boat, he noticed that there was a drain plug in the bottom of the boat so logically he pulled the plug to drain the water out of the boat! His wife could have passed for a floatation device but nevertheless she wasnt a good swimmer so she stared screaming as the boat was sinking. The lake patrol had to come help them. I doubt if they have ever been back to the lake.

JazzzLovr · 02-16-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1981Raiders

The most idiotic person i've meet has got to be Priest Holmes.

Are you kidding me? When it was 7 degrees outside, he was in the press box with a heater and a nice big platter of hot nachos. That's one smart dude. It was ****ing cold out there!

BigVE · 02-16-2005, 09:14 PM

From a faider fans perspective Priest was pretty ignorant for not sticking around in Baltimore and helping J Lewis complete a few drug deals while lighting up a fatty like the typical faider fan/player would.

02-16-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigVE

From a faider fans perspective Priest was pretty ignorant for not sticking around in Baltimore and helping J Lewis complete a few drug deals while lighting up a fatty like the typical faider fan/player would.

You are so right.

Pants · 02-16-2005, 09:17 PM

On CP? Right now it's between the new raiders retarTs and chiefs4me.

02-16-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

On CP? Right now it's between the new raiders retarTs and chiefs4me.

who's chiefs4me? he sounds like a great guy

**Rain Man** · 02-16-2005, 09:23 PM

This person wasn't an idiot, but it was an idiotic moment. She and I worked together and we were going out to lunch. It was just the two of us in the car.

Somehow we started talking about a coworker whose name, like mine, was Kevin. She said, "Did you know that his first name is really John? His middle name is Kevin."

I said I didn't know that. Then I commented that he was a smart person to use his more desirable middle name.

She then said, "I don't know. John's not a great name, but it's sure the h*** better than Kevin. I mean, really, that name just sucks. If you had a choice between John and Kevin, wouldn't you go by Jo-" Then all of a sudden, she remembered my name and slammed her mouth to a stop.

I had to laugh. I'm like, there are only two people in this car, and one of them is you. Can you really not remember both names?

JazzzLovr · 02-16-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm like, there are only two people in this car, and one of them is you. Can you really not remember both names?

|Zach| · 02-16-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

This person wasn't an idiot, but it was an idiotic moment. She and I worked together and we were going out to lunch. It was just the two of us in the car.

Somehow we started talking about a coworker whose name, like mine, was Kevin. She said, "Did you know that his first name is really John? His middle name is Kevin."

I said I didn't know that. Then I commented that he was a smart person to use his more desirable middle name.

She then said, "I don't know. John's not a great name, but it's sure the h*** better than Kevin. I mean, really, that name just sucks. If you had a choice between John and Kevin, wouldn't you go by Jo-" Then all of a sudden, she remembered my name and slammed her mouth to a stop.

I had to laugh. I'm like, there are only two people in this car, and one of them is you. Can you really not remember both names?

You want that Rain Man sig pic?

02-16-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

This person wasn't an idiot, but it was an idiotic moment. She and I worked together and we were going out to lunch. It was just the two of us in the car.

Somehow we started talking about a coworker whose name, like mine, was Kevin. She said, "Did you know that his first name is really John? His middle name is Kevin."

I said I didn't know that. Then I commented that he was a smart person to use his more desirable middle name.

She then said, "I don't know. John's not a great name, but it's sure the h*** better than Kevin. I mean, really, that name just sucks. If you had a choice between John and Kevin, wouldn't you go by Jo-" Then all of a sudden, she remembered my name and slammed her mouth to a stop.

I had to laugh. I'm like, there are only two people in this car, and one of them is you. Can you really not remember both names?

Wow that is pretty idiotic.

Pants · 02-16-2005, 09:27 PM

Dumb bitch. Besides, Kevin is a great name. She was stupid on 3 accounts:

1 - didn't remeber your name
2 - thought the name Kevin was bad
3 - thought the name John was better

Yeah, since there are like 43 million Johns in U.S. alone.

PastorMikH · 02-16-2005, 09:29 PM

Had a neighbor when I lived up by Kansas City who's son was pretty bright. We were unloading a truck full of wood. The neighbor was over at the woodpile and me and his teenage son were throwing the wood out of the truck. I ripped off a fair amount of gas. He stands up, looks around and asks, "Who did that?". His dad lost it. He said "there's only the two of you in the truck and you have to ask?"

Same kid another day. Across the road from the neighbor’s house is a pasture with some horses in it. The guy that owned the horses was a friend and was visiting with the neighbor. He asked the kid to run across the road and see how much water was in the water tank. He came back and told him that the water level came right up to the bottom of the floating heater.

**Rain Man** · 02-16-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

You want that Rain Man sig pic?

Don't taunt me if you're not serious.

JazzzLovr · 02-16-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

He came back and told him that the water level came right up to the bottom of the floating heater.

|Zach| · 02-16-2005, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Don't taunt me if you're not serious.

Its all yours brother man.

You just have to ask.

02-16-2005, 12:39 AM
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02-16-2005, 09:10 PM	#91
BigVE Veteran Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: centralKs Casino cash: $10005250	I had a buddy that took his new wife out on the lake with an inflatable boat. They were rowing along nicely and he noticed that there was some water in the bottom of the boat, he noticed that there was a drain plug in the bottom of the boat so logically he pulled the plug to drain the water out of the boat! His wife could have passed for a floatation device but nevertheless she wasnt a good swimmer so she stared screaming as the boat was sinking. The lake patrol had to come help them. I doubt if they have ever been back to the lake. __________________ Meh.
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02-16-2005, 09:14 PM	#93
BigVE Veteran Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: centralKs Casino cash: $10005250	From a faider fans perspective Priest was pretty ignorant for not sticking around in Baltimore and helping J Lewis complete a few drug deals while lighting up a fatty like the typical faider fan/player would. __________________ Meh.
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02-16-2005, 09:17 PM	#95
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02-16-2005, 09:23 PM	#97
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-792449 VARSITY	This person wasn't an idiot, but it was an idiotic moment. She and I worked together and we were going out to lunch. It was just the two of us in the car. Somehow we started talking about a coworker whose name, like mine, was Kevin. She said, "Did you know that his first name is really John? His middle name is Kevin." I said I didn't know that. Then I commented that he was a smart person to use his more desirable middle name. She then said, "I don't know. John's not a great name, but it's sure the h*** better than Kevin. I mean, really, that name just sucks. If you had a choice between John and Kevin, wouldn't you go by Jo-" Then all of a sudden, she remembered my name and slammed her mouth to a stop. I had to laugh. I'm like, there are only two people in this car, and one of them is you. Can you really not remember both names? __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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02-16-2005, 09:27 PM	#101
Pants Time Keeps On Slipping Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $3469900	Dumb bitch. Besides, Kevin is a great name. She was stupid on 3 accounts: 1 - didn't remeber your name 2 - thought the name Kevin was bad 3 - thought the name John was better Yeah, since there are like 43 million Johns in U.S. alone. __________________ "Turn the channel to 26!"
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02-16-2005, 09:29 PM	#102
PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9905087	Had a neighbor when I lived up by Kansas City who's son was pretty bright. We were unloading a truck full of wood. The neighbor was over at the woodpile and me and his teenage son were throwing the wood out of the truck. I ripped off a fair amount of gas. He stands up, looks around and asks, "Who did that?". His dad lost it. He said "there's only the two of you in the truck and you have to ask?" Same kid another day. Across the road from the neighbor’s house is a pasture with some horses in it. The guy that owned the horses was a friend and was visiting with the neighbor. He asked the kid to run across the road and see how much water was in the water tank. He came back and told him that the water level came right up to the bottom of the floating heater. __________________
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