I start my new job next Wednesday =(

[Hootie]

The days of sitting around all day, watching 12 hours of baseball, getting hopped up on Ritalin and writing papers, sleeping 15 hours, jerking it to tranny porn...over!

However, with the increased income I will be able to buy a new Xbox...so between work, summer classes, and Xbox...my chiefsplanet time will decrease by 500% (at least)...

so score for you guys?

[kcxiv]

Originally Posted by frazod

It is what it is. God knows lots of other people had worse. To his credit, he never abused me, I never saw him drunk, when I lived with my mom he never missed a child support payment, and when I lived with him I had everything I needed. He honorably fulfilled his contract; I'll give him that.

But somehow I think a shitty parent who at least cares would probably be better in the long run than a solid earner who doesn't.

This is kinda true, my dad at the time was a lost ****ing cause. He payed his child support, but that was the only ****ing support i had from him. I think i went like 3-4 years as a kid without even see'ing him. Now go figure he lives around me and recently turned his life around. He kinda had too though. If not, he was going to prison for a few years and he said he's to old for that. I was like ****ing really? i dont hate him or anything, but it is what it is.

Moms on the other hand, i was a momma's boy, i can admit it. S he did everything she could for me. She worked her ass of in life and still does, but she likes it. That women can never ever stay still. I did wish at times growing up she cared a little less. It kind of ****ed me up i think, but she had a really rough upbringing and it hink she was to much into mine and my sisters business because her mom died when she was like 12 years old.

Life is strange so different for so many people. I just take it is, this is how it was meant to be and move on.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by luv

Depends on what kind of beatdown you have in mind.

You requested an Internet beatdown. Are you requesting something else now?

[luv]

Originally Posted by Donger

You requested an Internet beatdown. Are you requesting something else now?

I'm allowed to change my mind.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by luv

I'm allowed to change my mind.

Very well. What would you like instead?

[rad]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Different Era. Tough love etc. I don't think kids get kicked out now as much as they use to.

This was in 1992, fwiw. It does seem like kids are coddled a little bit more nowadays. I don't like it. My father would not have let me be homeless if I couldn't make it on my own, maybe he saw that I had what it takes to make it.

I get out on my own, he gets a spare room....win/win.

Or he just didn't care. I never had a strong relationship with him. I worked hard for his approval, and we never had big blowouts......he was pretty mellow. He wasn't around much at all when I was little. Then I went and lived him when I was around 14 or 15. Didn't last long.

[rad]

Originally Posted by Donger

Very well. What would you like instead?

Oh, jeez....

[RippedmyFlesh]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

Sort of the same boat, I got tossed at 16, I thought that made my old man an asshole. 20 years later I realize I was definately the asshole. I went in he Army, did 9 years and allowed all of you fine taxpayers to put me through school, so to all of you I say thanks, but I earned it.

No thank you for service.
Yes you earned it . Every penny of it.
An education is a small price to pay for someone who protects my right to be an idiot on the planet.

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

I've always felt that way myself, I've never known anyone who could have they fun I had at that age if they had to check in with their mom.

yep, i was out at 17, been out ever since. and dad did it(made me go) have a brother and several sisters, i'm the oldest and when the police come around looking for you all the time..... what's he supposed to do? i understood then AND still do now. made me a better person in the long run(sure as hell didnt then though) but i dont hate or even get jealous of people who have it handed to them. WHY? all it would do is make me bitter.i think if it had gone any other way i wouldnt be the person i am now

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by frazod

There's nothing wrong with parents supporting their kids, whether it's financially or emotionally, as long as that support is a jumpstart and not a crutch.

Yup.

[Mr. Plow]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Mop boy at a xxx theatre?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/eug/978242424.html

To all the fine people who frequent adult arcades...

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Date: 2009-01-02, 8:45PM PST


I have logged 10 ,count em, 10 years working for an adult bookstore and I think I am more than qualified to offer some helpful tips to make your visit to these shops just a little more enjoyable. Please excuse any grammatical or spelling errors.

1) It is a complete wast of time to become upset when I refuse to shake your hand after you exit the arcade. You just had anonymous sex with a man, woman, tranny, or you just got finished masturbating. Had you grabbed the key to the restroom and washed your hands I might just have considered it, otherwise I have no interest in touching you. You really have no reason to be offended at this one, just think about it for a moment.

2) I'm sorry if you have only limited time to have gay sex with a stranger during your lunch break. If the only customers I have in the arcade are so old you are wondering how they remain upright, much less get it up, I simply can't waive a magic wand and fill the arcade with an all gay swim team. It really doesn't matter how horny you are, complaining incessantly about it changes nothing. Along that same line, I am not a resident fall back option and I'm sorry, but offering me cash for sex will not change my mind on this one (ever).

3) We offer the options of entering a booth with a window, a glory hole, or a private booth. If you enter a booth with a window, please don't be surprised if you look up and find someone watching you, coming to the counter and demanding that I throw whomever out because they were peeking at your willy will honestly accomplish little. If you enter a booth with a gloryhole, please don't be surprised if at some point a penis comes through it. Also don't be surprised if a voice comes through it asking for you to stick your penis through the hole, it's what it's there for. These traumatic events can all be avoided by entering a private booth where you can masturbate to your hearts content in relative privacy.

4) You enter a booth, insert a 1, 5, 10, or 20 dollar bill into the bill acceptor, and have a seat. The movie will play until the time limit for the amount of money you put into the machine runs out. If at that time you have not managed to relieve yourself you have still received what you paid for. Screaming at me will not get you more time in the arcade, it will just get you thrown the **** out. Sitting in a booth with no money in the machine while you desperately try to grunt out a quick one is just not acceptable. If I knock on the door offering to get you change and you come out all grumpy saying something like "I just spent 7000 dollars here" or "do you know how much I spend here in a month" we now have a problem. You see, the concept really is simple yet I feel the need to break it down for you. If I go to McDonalds, order a cheese burger and eat it, I would not be allowed to sit there and eat unlimited cheese burgers all ****ing day because I paid for the first one. Duh!! same thing here, once that TV screen goes black YOU GOT WHAT YOU PAID FOR! If you want to continue, fish out another bill or if you are broke GO THE **** HOME AND FINISH THERE.

4) This one is important, so pay it some ****ing attention. If you happen to be a horny gay man (nothing wrong with that) and inappropriately proposition another man in the parking lot and he punches you in the mouth, YOU HAD IT COMING. I want to reiterate for the slow among us, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! Please wait until you are in the arcade to cruise for dick. We offer a wide range of products that straight people need, so don't assume because someone is going to the adult bookstore they are gay. That is just ****ing stupid you moron.

5) My job is to police the arcade and sell shit. That is all I get paid to do and it's all I care about. I could care less if you have a wedding ring on as you suck off 12 dudes, I don't care if you are cheating on your wife with a woman of "questionable standards", I don't care if you enjoy dressing in your little sisters cloths and putting on a show for strangers in a window booth, I DO NOT GIVE A **** WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THERE. I do not need a play by play description of what you were just doing. Keep it to yourself or write it in your journal or whatever. Just leave me out of it, I will not be impressed, seriously.

6) If you pee in the trashcans and I catch you you will be cleaning that booth and I will be berating you the entire time it takes you. You sick ****er what the **** did your mother teach you when you were little. I will then take your ****ing picture and show it to every one who works here. You will never be allowed back in, EVER!!!!!!

7) I understand that sex creates wet spots on clothing, etc...but if you come walking out of the arcade with cum in your beard, on your shirt, pants, whatever, I reserve the right to point and laugh. We thoughtfully provide paper towels just for that situation. If you choose not to use them then I choose to laugh and call you a douche bag.

8) We have janitors clean the arcade 3 times a day, every day. I can do little for you if the booth you so desperately need to whack off in has a load of cum dripping down the monitor. I will not be rushing back there to clean that up real quick for you. If the little present left by the previous occupant offends you so much you have 2 options,
1) Walk your ass to another, cleaner, booth.
2) reach up and grab a paper towel from the dispenser and clean it up your ****ing self.
That's it, throw the biggest tantrum you can and you will still be left with the same 2 options.

I do hope you find this little piece of information helpful. Have a wonderful day!