Life (No longer) Unemployed - Page 7

**Dartgod** · 07-15-2009, 09:15 AM

Got laid off today.

Happy ****ing Birthday to me.

**Dartgod** · 07-15-2009, 10:00 PM

Once again, thanks for all the thoughts and encouragement.

This is truly what makes this place kick ass.

**Dartgod** · 07-15-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

That's exactly right and today is your lucky day!

Do you have a jar, a rubber glove and a hockey mask ?

Are you willing to relocate ?

I'm afraid to ask what the hockey mask is for.

FAX · 07-15-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'm afraid to ask what the hockey mask is for.

Do you seriously want people to recognize you while you're hand jobbing a hog?

FAX

**Dartgod** · 07-15-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

Do you seriously want people to recognize you while you're hand jobbing a hog?

FAX

I knew I was missing something.

Frazod · 07-15-2009, 10:16 PM

I hope it's late enough that I can wish you a happy birthday now.

**luv** · 07-15-2009, 10:32 PM

Sorry to hear it, man. Hope your birthday was a good as it could be under those circumstances.

FAX · 07-15-2009, 10:34 PM

Hey, Mr. Dartgod ... here's a story for you ...

In our home, we have this crazy, giant water filtration system. It's some kind of weird deal that's used on nuclear submarines or some such that the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX just HAD TO HAVE so that fabulous, clean, filtered, super healthy, wonderful water would emerge like magic from every spout and spigot in the entire friggin' house. It's supposed to filter the water down to the level of a virus, has bunches of wacky parts, and requires a certain amount of ongoing maintenance. The other day, I'm checking the system and I notice that a leak has started where the water filter pipe thing connects to the house water access thing. Not a bad leak, but bad enough to call the company and have them send over a service guy.

So, I call the company and they tell me that the only time a service guy can come is between the hours of 10:00 am and 2:00 pm ... essentially any friggin' time at all. This, of course, pisses me off to no end because I have to take time off from work and meet some service guy which forces me to miss practically an entire day at the office and time is gol-danged money, as we know. On the other hand, I can't have water spewing all over the place (super clean or otherwise) and I'm running out of pots and pans and the house plants and dogs are already drowning, so I agree.

Well, as it so happened, the company winds up being short on service guys that day - no doubt because there are leaks throughout the county and Target is running low on life preservers. So, apparently, the owner of the water filter business decides he'll do the job himself, assigns himself to my problem, and drives over to my house about 10:30. The owner, for crying out loud. So he shows, fixes the leak, and we wind up talking for awhile about cabbages and kings and who shot John.

Well, by the time he leaves, he's agreed to license our software because it turns out that his company has just launched a new, expensive, marketing program and he has been looking all over hell's half acre for software that does EXACTLY what ours does. A couple of days later, I have a signed license and a check.

The moral? Sometimes, just when you feel like you've been shafted by a big, soggy hog pecker, an opportunity appears out of nowhere that is lots better than a big, soggy hog pecker.

FAX

Redrum_69 · 07-16-2009, 07:02 PM

Its ok Dartgod.

I mean, I got laid off back on 10/10/08 and still dont have a f**king job.

I just got back from a Caribbean cruise too.

**BigMeatballDave** · 07-16-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Its ok Dartgod.

I mean, I got laid off back on 10/10/08 and still dont have a f**king job.

I just got back from a Caribbean cruise too.

Unemployed and going on a cruise? Must be nice...

RJ · 07-16-2009, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Its ok Dartgod.

I mean, I got laid off back on 10/10/08 and still dont have a f**king job.

I just got back from a Caribbean cruise too.

I almost started a thread yesterday asking your whereabouts.

I think a made a sandwich or something instead.

But I did notice you were gone.

Redrum_69 · 07-16-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Unemployed and going on a cruise? Must be nice...

It was very nice.

Very. Nice.

Redrum_69 · 07-16-2009, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ

I almost started a thread yesterday asking your whereabouts.

I think a made a sandwich or something instead.

But I did notice you were gone.

I almost didnt come back.

I think I could handle living in Cozumel the rest of my life.

FAX · 07-16-2009, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

I almost didnt come back.

I think I could handle living in Cozumel the rest of my life.

Hey, Mr. Redrum_69! Welcome back. How's your mom?

Cozumel is kind of nice, isn't it? Did you see one of those big lizards?

FAX

**gblowfish** · 07-16-2009, 10:46 PM

That's cold blooded, have a four day BD Celebration, then get out there.
Stay positive and believe in yourself. Let us know how it turns out.

stevieray · 07-16-2009, 10:59 PM

Damn.

07-15-2009, 09:15 AM
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $3590000	(No longer) Unemployed Got laid off today. Happy ****ing Birthday to me.
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07-15-2009, 10:00 PM	#91
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $3590000	Once again, thanks for all the thoughts and encouragement. This is truly what makes this place kick ass. __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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07-15-2009, 10:16 PM	#95
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-786615	I hope it's late enough that I can wish you a happy birthday now.
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07-15-2009, 10:32 PM	#96
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1250000	Sorry to hear it, man. Hope your birthday was a good as it could be under those circumstances.
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07-15-2009, 10:34 PM	#97
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Hey, Mr. Dartgod ... here's a story for you ... In our home, we have this crazy, giant water filtration system. It's some kind of weird deal that's used on nuclear submarines or some such that the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX just HAD TO HAVE so that fabulous, clean, filtered, super healthy, wonderful water would emerge like magic from every spout and spigot in the entire friggin' house. It's supposed to filter the water down to the level of a virus, has bunches of wacky parts, and requires a certain amount of ongoing maintenance. The other day, I'm checking the system and I notice that a leak has started where the water filter pipe thing connects to the house water access thing. Not a bad leak, but bad enough to call the company and have them send over a service guy. So, I call the company and they tell me that the only time a service guy can come is between the hours of 10:00 am and 2:00 pm ... essentially any friggin' time at all. This, of course, pisses me off to no end because I have to take time off from work and meet some service guy which forces me to miss practically an entire day at the office and time is gol-danged money, as we know. On the other hand, I can't have water spewing all over the place (super clean or otherwise) and I'm running out of pots and pans and the house plants and dogs are already drowning, so I agree. Well, as it so happened, the company winds up being short on service guys that day - no doubt because there are leaks throughout the county and Target is running low on life preservers. So, apparently, the owner of the water filter business decides he'll do the job himself, assigns himself to my problem, and drives over to my house about 10:30. The owner, for crying out loud. So he shows, fixes the leak, and we wind up talking for awhile about cabbages and kings and who shot John. Well, by the time he leaves, he's agreed to license our software because it turns out that his company has just launched a new, expensive, marketing program and he has been looking all over hell's half acre for software that does EXACTLY what ours does. A couple of days later, I have a signed license and a check. The moral? Sometimes, just when you feel like you've been shafted by a big, soggy hog pecker, an opportunity appears out of nowhere that is lots better than a big, soggy hog pecker. FAX
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07-16-2009, 07:02 PM	#98
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	Its ok Dartgod. I mean, I got laid off back on 10/10/08 and still dont have a f**king job. I just got back from a Caribbean cruise too.
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07-16-2009, 10:46 PM	#104
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16886178 VARSITY	That's cold blooded, have a four day BD Celebration, then get out there. Stay positive and believe in yourself. Let us know how it turns out.
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07-16-2009, 10:59 PM	#105
stevieray Most things I worry about… Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $-1324727	Damn.
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