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Old 12-15-2009, 05:23 PM  
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Infidelity Poll

You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:54 PM   #91
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BWillie is correct. I lurked for awhile before Gonzo found out that he was under surveillance. Vote w/ caution.
You're so crafty.

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Old 12-15-2009, 08:57 PM   #92
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Would do it if it was the girl from those new vampire book movies, think her name is Kristen Stewart. Love her. She has no body really, but for some reason that gets me going.



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Old 12-15-2009, 09:00 PM   #93
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I'll never cheat on my wife, period. But, to be blunt, I doubt that Jessica Alba's vagina is vastly different than any other woman's vagina.
Not even if it would hold a full size football?
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:01 PM   #94
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Not even if it would hold a full size football?
Not even if she could punt a full sized football 70 yards out of it like a pumpkin launcher.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:02 PM   #95
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Not even if it would hold a full size football?
That would be a good thing?




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Old 12-15-2009, 09:03 PM   #96
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That would be a good thing?
Some of us are more gifted than others... and sophomoric too.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:03 PM   #97
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I checked the list, I didn't see Tiger Woods listed yet.

Well, I really didn't check the no list for his name.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:05 PM   #98
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I voted yes because it will never happen.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:05 PM   #99
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That would be a good thing?
Just commenting on the "all vaginas" comment. I'd really hate to see a woman that would hide a football there.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:20 PM   #100
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Would do it if it was the girl from those new vampire book movies, think her name is Kristen Stewart. Love her. She has no body really, but for some reason that gets me going.
Right one dude, she is bangin. Never seen the Twilight movies, might not ever, but the movie Adventureland sold me on her.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:22 PM   #101
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Right one dude, she is bangin. Never seen the Twilight movies, might not ever, but the movie Adventureland sold me on her.

I would the whole thing.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:23 PM   #102
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Not even if she could punt a full sized football 70 yards out of it like a pumpkin launcher.
In this case if true, I'd name her lady garden "damon huard"....the wobble launcher.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:25 PM   #103
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:35 PM   #104
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In this case if true, I'd name her lady garden "damon huard"....the wobble launcher.
Dude you're on a roll today.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:36 PM   #105
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I'd call my wife and say

"Hey, honey, I'm here with Jessica Alba and she wants me to **** her. I don't know why, but she does. I wouldn't normally ask, but seeing as it's Jessica Alba and all, would you be ok with that?"

"Do I like Her? Yeah, I guess. Hell, I just met her. Do I love her? No of course not. Pictures? Well, I could ask. Would you like to join in? We're not far away and we haven't even started yet. Let me talk to her, I'll call you right back."
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