Hypothetical: A New Homestead Act

[Rain Man]

Assume that the U.S. government starts a new Homestead Act in a foreign territory that is experiencing a void of power. The government formally makes the place a territory a la Puerto Rico or Guam, so there'll likely be a long-term American presence there.

With a goal of cementing American power in the region, the government offers homesteads to Americans such as yourself. The following conditions exist:

1. You will get an area large enough to support yourself via farming, with some income crops to let you acquire basic things you can't make yourself. Let's call it 640 acres.

2. You will get basic farming equipment to accomplish the above. It's not fully automated, but you're not out there with an oxen team. It's hard work, but not hardscrabble. You will receive some initial farming training if you need it, and a homestead extension officer will visit once a month to advise you as needed.

3. The government will provide a shipping container home for your use, along with four outbuildings along the same lines for equipment, storage, chickens, etc. You'll have to assemble everything.



4. You will get enough livestock to be self-sufficient per the above, and a seed stock and other stuff that you need to get started.

5. There are some native folks who are not happy at all about you being given their land. You don't really like their culture, and they don't like yours. They've been herded onto a territory a day's drive from your farm, but are mobile. They aren't violent, but they don't mind a fight at all and aren't above the occasional raid on one or two farms per year. However, the army will be running patrols that will include a welfare check on your property once per week.

6. There are enough Americans doing this that your farm will be surrounded by other farms of similar size. There will be 1,000 or so farms in your area.

7. There will be a town with a general store approximately one day's drive from your farm. It will have one cafe and a small hotel, and a small health clinic. The nearest big city with a hospital, college, movie theater, Long John Silver's, etc., is a four-day drive.

8. This area is isolated and a long way from the U.S. It'll cost you at least $10,000 to make a trip to the U.S., so you're not going to go back regularly at all.

9. You're on your own for schooling and child-raising and anything social.

10. You'll have solar power, access to a good well, and free satellite wifi.

11. You will own the land as long as you reside on the land. You can't get the land and then move back to the U.S. and lease it to the angry locals or some such thing. No loopholes.

Do you homestead, or do you keep your life the way it is now?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

When another homesteader shits out do you divy up his property?

Sadly, no. You just get to bake cookies to welcome the next homesteader who relocates to the Old Winslow Homestead or whatever it was. That's assuming, of course, that you know how to make baking soda to make the cookies. But you can learn if you have wifi.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

640 acres and no mortgage. Plus they have very pretty sunsets.

How many of those 640 acres are outside?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

How many of those 640 acres are outside?

That depends on how many sheds you build from the local mud and rock resources.

[MOhillbilly]

Why would I need to make baking soda when the next town over has a general store?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Why would I need to make baking soda when the next town over has a general store?

You forgot to make a list last time you were there.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You forgot to make a list last time you were there.

I would never forget. Cookies are the ultimate ice breakers.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

I would never forget. Cookies are the ultimate ice breakers.

I guess I could see that. You may assume that you have baking soda.