Poop AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck - Page 7

**HayWire** · 08-16-2019, 10:56 AM

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree

Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?

My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

**HayWire** · 08-18-2019, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave

Wanna get high?

As high as yo mom

**Ming the Merciless** · 08-18-2019, 10:48 AM

Dick so thin all the ladies call me HayWire

stumppy · 08-18-2019, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Just south, you need some meth?

Nope, make my own.

Shoes · 08-18-2019, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Antifreeze
Your Mom
Eat a Bag O' dicks
Dammit Carl!!
Burning Aids Tree

Shit, Did I miss any?

Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved.
AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix.

While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me).

There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board:

daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod?
clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the ****.
Simply Red: I Love You Too.....
AC: Thank you for everything you do.
Nickhead: Lay off that Roo
Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed
BRC: You'll figure it out
Rainman: My God, you're a legend
titty meat billay: I've never understood.
edave: Spacebound
scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho?
sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will.
bob dole: I'll PM you
black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here?

My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, ****ing Carr in that ass, and shoes.

Thanks bitches,

Awww thanks man.

eDave · 08-18-2019, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

As high as Billay's mom

FYP

**HayWire** · 08-18-2019, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Dick so thin all the ladies call me HayWire

I get more ass than a toilet seat

**Easy 6** · 08-18-2019, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

I get more ass than a toilet seat

Men’s bathroom?

**HayWire** · 08-18-2019, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Men’s bathroom?

Freddy Mercury

**Ming the Merciless** · 08-18-2019, 11:05 PM

GayWire

**BossChief** · 08-18-2019, 11:41 PM

What was your name on the coalition?

**HayWire** · 08-19-2019, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

GayWire

Ummm...you seem nice?

**HayWire** · 03-14-2021, 06:42 PM

Anybody else go back to their old threads and think "man that was stupid?"

**HayWire** · 03-14-2021, 06:50 PM

Damn it....didn't notice this was in the lounge. Can a mod move this over to the RR? I don't want my stupidity on the front page.

Thanks, ****ers.

**TinyEvel** · 03-14-2021, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HayWire

Damn it....didn't notice this was in the lounge. Can a mod move this over to the RR? I don't want my stupidity on the front page.

Thanks, ****ers.

No, sorry. Once you post dumb shit on CP it's on the internet forever. Don't ask me how I know.

**HayWire** · 03-14-2021, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

No, sorry. Once you post dumb shit on CP it's on the internet forever. Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

08-16-2019, 10:56 AM
HayWire Retired Bearcat Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SWMO Casino cash: $4532400	AMA From A "Noob" - This Will Suck Antifreeze Your Mom Eat a Bag O' dicks Dammit Carl!! Burning Aids Tree Shit, Did I miss any? Short story long.....I've been here since 2011 and haven't posted much (.07 per day (take that shit Clay) and I'm trying to become more involved. AC was kind of enough to change my username from "DJKid" to "HayWire" last night so I figured this would be the best chance to introduce myself and jump into the mix. While I may still be considered a noob, I've been lurking for 8 years (I came here when the Coalition got shitty) and have met a lot of you in person (you no see me). There are a lot of great personalities and takes on this board: daface: mod, not a mod, mod, maybe a mod? clay: Good vids but sometimes you make me say what the **. Simply Red: I Love You Too..... AC: Thank you for everything you do. Nickhead: Lay off that Roo Marty Mac: SOC, nothing else needed BRC: You'll figure it out Rainman: My God, you're a legend titty meat billay: I've never understood. edave: Spacebound scho: Honest question.....is there a difference between a $1000 hooker or a 20 $ho? sauto: Great advice.....can you help with the fuel line on my 230 chuntly? If not Barrett will. bob dole: I'll PM you black boob: I thought I was bored, why are you still here? My favorite things: Walking on a beach, holding hands in the park, **ing Carr in that ass, and shoes. Thanks bitches,
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08-18-2019, 10:48 AM	#92
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $1587556	Dick so thin all the ladies call me HayWire __________________ ---- 2018 Adopt-A-Chief : Chris Conley 2017 Adopt-A-Chief : FRANK ZOMBO Click here-->*The Holy Chiefsplanet Lexicon **
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08-18-2019, 11:05 PM	#99
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $1587556	GayWire __________________ ---- 2018 Adopt-A-Chief : Chris Conley 2017 Adopt-A-Chief : FRANK ZOMBO Click here-->*The Holy Chiefsplanet Lexicon **
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08-18-2019, 11:41 PM	#100
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $464088	What was your name on the coalition? __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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03-14-2021, 06:42 PM	#102
HayWire Retired Bearcat Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SWMO Casino cash: $4532400	Anybody else go back to their old threads and think "man that was stupid?"
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03-14-2021, 06:50 PM	#103
HayWire Retired Bearcat Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: SWMO Casino cash: $4532400	Damn it....didn't notice this was in the lounge. Can a mod move this over to the RR? I don't want my stupidity on the front page. Thanks, ****ers.
Posts: 7,587