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Old 10-09-2021, 11:00 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs. Bills GAME THREAD***
It's here. Sunday.

Sunday is one of the top days for playing NFL football. In fact, it's the main one.

And when it comes to NFL football, I don't know about y'all, but my favorite team? Is the KANSAS CITY CHIEFS.

They are scheduled to play. TONIGHT. Against one of my least favorite teams (31-way tie): the Buffalo Bills.

The Buffalo Bills and their fans would like to win this game against the Kansas City Chiefs that's happening tonight (Sunday night). But here's the thing:

THE

KANSAS

CITY

CHIEFS

WILL

WIN

THE

GAME

INSTEAD!!!!!

Our quarterback is: the best one
Their quarterback is: some corn fed California farm boy piece of shit

Our head coach is: a football genius who's fat as ****
Their head coach is: some skinny Irish bitch

Our secret weapon is: JOSH GORDON AKA FLASH GORDON AKA THE DOOBIE BROTHER
Their secret weapon is: replacing natural selection with a series of tailgate folding tables

Our food is: THE BEST BARBECUE IN THE WORLD!!!
Their food is: literally called a "garbage plate"

And if ANYONE tries to say that garbage plates are Rochester, not Buffalo: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT, HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME, I WILL ****ING FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Face it, Bills fans: YOU'RE ****ING DOOMED. And your shitty little team is going to lose, too!!!!

IF WE HIT 100 POSTS IN THIS THREAD THE CHIEFS WILL WIN THE GAME LET'S ****ING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:06 AM   #91
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How so?
Mahomes is a mudder and we have a road grading offensive line.
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:07 AM   #92
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:07 AM   #93
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How so?
Our OL has been absolutely mauling people this year.
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:10 AM   #94
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:11 AM   #95
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:11 AM   #96
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If Gordon is a legit WR2 with some big play ability, then this offense is probably about as close to realistically perfect as you can see in the NFL, given cap limitations.

It’s pretty rare to have an all time elite HC, QB, TE, and WR paired with an elite run blocking (competent pass blocking) OL, competent running back, and several other matchup issue weapons (Gordon and Hardman specifically).

This shit shouldn’t really happen in the NFL.
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Old 10-10-2021, 10:13 AM   #97
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This efense has me worried about being embarrassed on National TV.
Can it be more embarrassing than the Super Bowl?
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Can it be more embarrassing than the Super Bowl?
Yes. There was an actual, legitimate excuse for that disaster with the injuries.
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Yes. There was an actual, legitimate excuse for that disaster with the injuries.
Well the good news is we get the same ref who ****ed us in the SB. What could go wrong??
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Can it be more embarrassing than the Super Bowl?
Considering Mahomese has only lost by more than a possession once in his career and it took an offensive line made up of guys off the street and a few of the absolute worst calls in the history of sports to make it happen..... they're clearly in a position to keep doing it forever!
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Well the good news is we get the same ref who ****ed us in the SB. What could go wrong??
Well, shit!

Now we just need the entire offensive line to get hurt... and then their backups to get hurt... and then their backups to get hurt... and then the winner of the scoreboard 80s dance contest to sprain their ankle and not be able to sub in.... and the Chiefs are ****ed!!!
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Well, shit!

Now we just need the entire offensive line to get hurt... and then their backups to get hurt... and then their backups to get hurt... and then the winner of the scoreboard 80s dance contest to sprain their ankle and not be able to sub in.... and the Chiefs are ****ed!!!
Or 90 penalty yards in a single quarter??
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This efense has me worried about being embarrassed on National TV.
Defense is bad but even with how bad they are this team would be undefeated if they had turnovers under control in the games we lost

Like yeah they suck but the offense is so good I don't know if it really matters. If they can have a good game and hold a team to less than like 28 points it's pretty much a lock for a win
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