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The white woman 90 65.69%
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:22 PM  
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:58 PM   #1036
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There's a poll question for you: if you were a monkey trainer, and you could teach a monkey to jack you off, would you?
Yes. They'd also groom my pubes. No more need for special shampoo!
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:59 PM   #1037
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Why?

See the joke is funny because I wouldn't train the monkey to stop jacking me off what with me liking the jacking of the me off so much. So someone lets call him keg would have to come coerce the jacking monkey to cease the jacking of the me off.
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:59 PM   #1038
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Yes. They'd also groom my pubes. No more need for special shampoo!
You have pubes?

What is this, 1985?
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #1039
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You have pubes?

What is this, 1985?
Well if it bothers you that much, can you train your monkey to shave pubes as well?
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See the joke is funny because I wouldn't train the monkey to stop jacking me off what with me liking the jacking of the me off so much.
That's why I asked "why?"
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So someone lets call him keg would have to come coerce the jacking monkey to cease the jacking of the me off.
Again, I would ask "why?"
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:01 PM   #1041
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See the joke is funny because I wouldn't train the monkey to stop jacking me off what with me liking the jacking of the me off so much. So someone lets call him keg would have to come coerce the jacking monkey to cease the jacking of the me off.
Put a Xanex in the monkey's tea and he'll wear out after an hour.
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Well if it bothers you that much, can you train your monkey to shave pubes as well?
Does a monkey with sharp objects in that geographical area sound like a good idea to you?
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Old 03-14-2009, 09:02 PM   #1043
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Does a monkey with sharp objects in that geographical area sound like a good idea to you?


Why does a saber saw come to mind?
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First the granny from Something about Mary, now a S&M monkey.

This thread is so erotic.
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Again, I would ask "why?"
Because the rough calloused palms so used to the scurrying up trees would instead be kneading the throbbing pulse of my man shaft. The fine but coarse hair on the backs of his palms would both soothe and irritate the delicate skin of my thighs. The bugs that would make the dance between our two bodies would only heighten the experience, culminated by the gentle cradle of my sacs of love within the cocoon of my monkey's feet...

Why would I deliberately give that up?
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I should have known we'd been on the same page when it came to monkey bestiality.
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You know, monkeys do have opposable thumbs, so you could theoretically train them to use "personal massagers".
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