**** Official Chiefs VS Colts Divisional Round Playoff Game Thread ****

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You're a bunch of superstitious children. Enjoy the Lamar Hunt trophy game from Arrowhead Stadium 2 weeks from today. Their Luck ran out. Our time is now.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

His system apparently has a great track record in terms of betting.

I would encouraging everyone to go take a look at the passing efficiency metrics he has posted, particularly explosive passing efficiency.

This looks like a REALLY bad matchup for the Colts. Their only hope is to try and run the ball but that only works if they can slow down the Chiefs somehow and that doesn't look very likely.

https://www.sharpfootballstats.com/2...-schedule.html

[The Franchise]

After all the positive shit that the Colts have gotten this week....I want to see the Chiefs absolutely rape them. I’m talking 45-10 or 35-3.

[MIAdragon]

Originally Posted by The Pest

After all the positive shit that the Colts have gotten this week....I want to see the Chiefs absolutely rape them. I’m talking 45-10 or 35-3.

It’s going to happen. Then it will be a “fluke” until we do it two more times.

[The Franchise]

And I’m saying it now....I think Ward has a good game.

[Hammock Parties]

[Chief Pagan]

Originally Posted by BWillie

On this eve of Patrick Mahomes, someone artsy needs to write a neat little poem or limerick

Indy devil spawn
Lucky spirit exorcist
Demons will be gone

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

I’m nervous

[George Liquor]

Originally Posted by In58men

You’ll go with the flu, but not when you’re perfectly fine?

Coward

I had tickets bought a few weeks beforehand you ****ing jackass.

[mr. tegu]

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19

Holy cupcake. This Colts defense hasn't seen anything even close to the KC offense this year:

The Colts defense:
•has been extremely impressive
•played, by far, the easiest.
schedule of offenses this year.

In fact, they played the easiest schedule of defenses of any team the last 3 years.

How large a gap between their schedule & #2 easiest? Via https://t.co/KsQgXidIIc pic.twitter.com/HMMNmMbUse

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) January 11, 2019

AFC East and AFC South teams make up 6 of 7 easiest schedules in that time.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by The Pest

After all the positive shit that the Colts have gotten this week....I want to see the Chiefs absolutely rape them. I’m talking 45-10 or 35-3.

God I hope this happens

[Munson]

[Kiimo]

Reminder that Mitch Holthus said drafting Mahomes was stupid and they should have taken a corner #1

[saphojunkie]

Ghosts of games past haunt
The shudders of cold and fear
Pat Mahomes just laughs

[saphojunkie]

The nervous tortured
How will they survive the night
Oh shit Hill's open!

[twistedchief-ette]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

‘Twas the night before the playoffs,
And all through Kansas City,
Not a person was restful,
Neither the slow nor the witty,
A playoff history,
Littered with despair,
Heartache and sadness,
A fanbase grasping for air,
We lost a game where no one punts,
And have a kicker without a name,
Grbac to Dawson incomplete,
Mariota to himself, oh what a shame!
4 TD lead in the second half?
My oh my, a guaranteed win,
But we are the Chiefs and we know darkness,
We bleed red above our skin,
But this time things have changed,
The calculus surely not the same,
We’ve been blessed with one of the gods,
St. Patrick Mahomes the young man’s name,
MVP at 23,
50 TDs and 5k yards,
What else is there to do?
A playoff win finally in the cards?
Not against Brian Hoyer,
We know that didn’t count,
But against a mighty team,
One in victory proud to mount,
And lo and behold we face the Colts,
Mortal enemy for the years,
Led by Captain Andrew Luck,
Who founded a river of KC tears,
Poetry is written,
It is spoken, it is sung,
It is personal, it is jarring,
It pours forth from mighty tongue,
For decades we have cried,
For decades we’ve felt pain,
For decades we’ve been lonely,
For decades we’ve seen rain,
But what if this were the plan?
Battle hardened and in despair,
On last legs we’ve been weary,
Chiefs playoffs? Barely care!
For this is when we rise,
For this is when we shine,
For this is when we see,
The meaning of showtime,
Stay true mighty Chief fans,
Our fate begins tomorrow,
Happiness awaits us,
As we cleanse our years of sorrow.

And then we will wipe the tears away from our spouses
who too have suffered from our long time away at war
We will start a new fire, with champagne douses
to convince her, too, that Mahomes is the king forevermore