****OFFICIAL Royals at Blue Jays GDT 08/02****

[RealSNR]

Time to take a catheter and shove it up their Dickey!

Game start: 12:07 central

KC: Volquez (10-5, 3.21)
TOR: Dickey (5-10, 4.27)

Go Royals!


Royals
Escobar
Zobrist
Cain
Hosmer
Morales
Perez
Rios
Cuthbert
Infante

Blue Jays
Tulowitzki
Donaldson
Bautista
Encarnacion
Colabello
Martin
Pillar
Goins
Revere

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

We don't know baseball here, despite MLB being in KC since the 1950s and the Negro Leagues/AAA the 40 years prior to that.


We need a crazed member of the BFIB society to angrily shout us down and thunder loudly about.....whatever the hell he spewed, nobody read it.

I'm sure somebody read it. Likely another BFIB. It made him feel better to type it out, and that's what's really important here.

[beer bacon]

I thought the Cards were the enforcers of baseball's unwritten rules?

[C3HIEF3S]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

You all have a case of envious butthurt by which all other butthurt should be measured. It’s the Muta Scale.

#1) No Cardinal fan brought up the Cardinals in this thread without some bitchmade Royal fan bringing them up. You know why? Because the Cardinals aren’t relevant to the discussion. Rather, we are dispassionate about your team. When we say that you all are acting like a bunch of ****ing punks, it’s not the word of God because we’re Cardinal fans, it’s the opinion of the rest of baseball. You all just want it to be an example of Cardinal fans acting superior because you’re so goddamned jealous of them, when the reality is that the Royals are just being assholes. You all have convinced yourselves that Cardinals fans are something they’re not because you need to invent a narrative to hate them beyond the fact that they are simply a better franchise than the Royals. Thus, you nitpick on the fans, because you can’t do it on the on-field results. And now, like Vanderbilt fans, you’re talking about the success of the AL in interleague, as if that somehow means your team wasn’t a pile of shit for three decades, and that there is no way that the Cardinals could have been successful in the AL.

#2) Don’t worry, I’m sure that you all are just being persecuted because you had one successful year in a morass of ineptitude. That must be why the Texas Rangers started getting in fights with everyone in 2011 and why the Pirates threw down five times in 2014. Oh, wait—that didn’t happen? Hmm. Wonder why? And in a feeble and stupid attempt to discredit the Cardinals, you end up dragging up examples stretching across several years (some of them completely invented, like our supposed dustups with the Pirates). Did you ever think that if you need to go back three Congresses to find enough paired examples as your team has had in four months that maybe you all are the ones with a ****ing problem?
“You know John, that woman is 65 years old, she’s slept with 20 men over the course of her life. That’s the same as the 16 year old who has slept with 20, right?”

#3) Let’s just say that the HBP numbers are meaningful (they aren’t). Why have you had more dustups than anyone else in baseball this year, including teams #1 and #2 in said standings?

#4) A few weeks ago I was standing in line in the grocery store. Behind me were two guys with less than fifteen teeth combined, talking about how stupid people with college degrees were. I thought to myself, “well, if I’m so stupid compared to you, why have I mastered oral hygiene while you’re gumming corn on the cob?” You ****s sound exactly like those two dumbasses when talking about us showing our ass in this thread. It doesn’t have to be based in truth; it’s true because you can make a baseless claim and have it bounce about the echo chamber, where you’re right because you’re right and no amount of evidence means anything. Perhaps you all should set up a Royals Holocaust museum, where your years of persecution can be compared to the greatest crimes in human history. It should fit in perfectly inside an annex in the Creationism Museum, both even have the same amount of proof.

#5) If watching the games means so much, how can so many of you be so consistently wrong about so much? Too many of you have been infected by Hootie strains of dumb****ery: invent a narrative, cherry pick stats, ignore any evidence to the contrary.

A lot of you are better than this.

It's going to be okay, I promise. Just get it all out.

[WilliamTheIrish]

im feeling a little hypoglycemic. Can Somebody tell me about being a 5th generation Cardinal fan? That makes pancreas squeeze.

[C3HIEF3S]

"So honey, what did you do at work today?"

[tk13]

I'm on my phone, but someone Google the Jays/Rays game on April 16th. Encarnacion got hit by a pitch. The next inning, they beaned Longoria and knocked him out of the game. There you go. Took 5 seconds to find an example of the Jays doing the same thing.

[KC_Connection]

When Salvy's knees break down from overuse in a few short years, Brian McCann would fit in well in Kansas City. No need for intentional beanballs to send ridiculous points to the other team, he'll stop those damn HR pimpers from even crossing the plate.

[1moreTRich]

Originally Posted by tk13

I'm on my phone, but someone Google the Jays/Rays game on April 16th. Encarnacion got hit by a pitch. The next inning, they beaned Longoria and knocked him out of the game. There you go. Took 5 seconds to find an example of the Jays doing the same thing.

http://m.mlb.com/video/v76724083/tbt...alls/?c_id=mlb

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by tk13

I'm on my phone, but someone Google the Jays/Rays game on April 16th. Encarnacion got hit by a pitch. The next inning, they beaned Longoria and knocked him out of the game. There you go. Took 5 seconds to find an example of the Jays doing the same thing.

Combine that with what just happened over the weekend and they've been doing this shit ALL SEASON.

[srvy]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

I was wondering when DJ's ass would show up and make an ass like Hamas did.

His nuts sure didn't.

More like DJ's numb nuts.

[ChiefsCountry]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

im feeling a little hypoglycemic. Can Somebody tell me about being a 5th generation Cardinal fan? That makes pancreas squeeze.

I'm a 3rd generation Royals fan does that help.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish

im feeling a little hypoglycemic. Can Somebody tell me about being a 5th generation Cardinal fan? That makes pancreas squeeze.

Great grand pappy sucked his first cock on the banks of the Mighty Mississippi while listening to the Cards on AM radio many, many moons ago. He said he loved that semen flavor and the city so much that he might as well just become a Redbirds fan. Your grandpa put a man bolt into his mouth under the arch two weeks after it was open to the public. He still has that jizz stained Musial jersey in a crusty box in the attic.

Every generation since has just found the proper appreciation for the taste of semen and Cardinals baseball. It's a beautiful thing.

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by tk13

I'm on my phone, but someone Google the Jays/Rays game on April 16th. Encarnacion got hit by a pitch. The next inning, they beaned Longoria and knocked him out of the game. There you go. Took 5 seconds to find an example of the Jays doing the same thing.

Thank god we have Marco Estrada to police things.

\

[tk13]

Then, less than a week later, on April 22, an Orioles rule V pick threw behind Bautista, and he got the guy back by hitting a home run, doing a Jack Parkman bat flip and mouthing his way around the bases. Not even sure that was an intentional pitch but the Jays got pissy about it.

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by tk13

All pitching staffs do it. I provided a great example earlier with the Cardinals. You just choose to ignore it. I bet I could find a case where the Blue Jays have done it too. I'm not saying it's right. But your attitude here is not realistic, as if the Royals are the only team who does such a thing. You keep avoiding that point just so you can continue to be outraged.
Posted via Mobile Device

No, it's only the Royals that do it.
Boy i really wish this Royals team were more well liked by Cards fans.