Misc Infidelity Poll - Page 8

Hootie · 12-15-2009, 05:23 PM

You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?

Frankie · 12-15-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?

Has Jessica had all her shots? It affects one's decision, you know.

Hootie · 12-15-2009, 11:00 PM

You can replace Jessica Alba with "hottest girl you know" if you want...

Anyone with an office job...if someone that hot came into your office...locked the office door...took off all of her clothes...signed an agreement to never tell anyone or you get 95 million dollars...I doubt the poll would be like this.

**DaneMcCloud** · 12-15-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

You can replace Jessica Alba with "hottest girl you know" if you want...

Anyone with an office job...if someone that hot came into your office...locked the office door...took off all of her clothes...signed an agreement to never tell anyone or you get 95 million dollars...I doubt the poll would be like this.

Dude, you know, there are people out there whose entire life isn't based on ****ing every hot piece of ass they can get their hands on.

That is supposed to happen before you get married.

Not after.

Hootie · 12-15-2009, 11:11 PM

Well Dane, perhaps you are a better man than most...

**DeezNutz** · 12-15-2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

Well Dane, perhaps you are a better man than most...

Nah, dude. It just means that most people find themselves in disastrous marriages.

If you're really in the type of relationship that a marriage is supposed to represent, these kinds of questions are pretty silly, in all honesty.

Mile High Mania · 12-15-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

You can replace Jessica Alba with "hottest girl you know" if you want...

Anyone with an office job...if someone that hot came into your office...locked the office door...took off all of her clothes...signed an agreement to never tell anyone or you get 95 million dollars...I doubt the poll would be like this.

Not for 95M... maybe 98M.

SnakeXJones · 12-15-2009, 11:21 PM

I would generously decline just because she isnt that hot no more

**DaneMcCloud** · 12-15-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

Well Dane, perhaps you are a better man than most...

Dude, before I got married, I was a slut. I banged so many chicks that I lost count after first hundred. Seriously.

Once I met the girl that became my wife, that was done. I had never cheated in my life on anyone - if I didn't "feel" it anymore, I'd just break up with them. So, that last person in the world I'd cheat on is the woman I've been with for nearly 14 years.

Maybe you'll have that someday and maybe you won't.

But for the people that do, cheating just isn't an option.

Hootie · 12-15-2009, 11:29 PM

you were keeping track all the way to 100?

Mile High Mania · 12-15-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Dude, before I got married, I was a slut. I banged so many chicks that I lost count after first hundred. Seriously.

Once I met the girl that became my wife, that was done. I had never cheated in my life on anyone - if I didn't "feel" it anymore, I'd just break up with them. So, that last person in the world I'd cheat on is the woman I've been with for nearly 14 years.

Maybe you'll have that someday and maybe you won't.

But for the people that do, cheating just isn't an option.

Heh... reading that post and looking at your tagline (use of the plural term for the last 9 years) is kinda funny...

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-16-2009, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Dude, before I got married, I was a slut.

Quitter.

I can see a younger Dane, hanging out at Parody Hall with "Mickey Franano and the Stinky Pinkies"( that's code-speak for The Front, or the band they became after that ), slammin' the booze and bangin' the broads.

Good times, good times...

**Buehler445** · 12-16-2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

JESUS ****ING CHRIST!!! CATCH THE MOTHER****ING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Todd Haley

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

He may be a ****ing vegetarian, but he's not gay!! See...

I was going to try to come up with something clever for this.

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Originally Posted by Donger

No offense, but even my notoriously bad gaydar goes into DEFCON 1 looking at that picture. He doesn't even know how to make coffee.

Then I read this. I cannot compete with this. Well done Donger.

KCChiefsMan · 12-16-2009, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.

lol, if people only had sex to brag about it than fat chicks would never get any.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-16-2009, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

JESUS ****ING CHRIST!!! CATCH THE MOTHER****ING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Todd Haley

(Although I'm more inclined to believe he'd be doing the "happy Haley bop", all beach-style)

Jilly · 12-16-2009, 03:00 PM

If we are replacing this with the "hottest girl we know" then it's different because we know them, if you meant, "hottest girl we know of" then yes. I'm good with fantasizing about celebs, well, because it's a small chance we ever actually meet anyone face to face, but I'm not fine with like a hot friend or something. Nope. In fact I don't even like it when he fantasizes about someone we actually know....if he does, I'd rather him not tell me.

Either way, we have our "lists" and for the most part, except Jennifer Connelly, whoever is on his list is on my list. So my answer would be, only if I can come too.

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12-15-2009, 05:23 PM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Infidelity Poll You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah... Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it! BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?! What would you do? To dog, or not to dog?
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12-15-2009, 11:00 PM	#107
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	You can replace Jessica Alba with "hottest girl you know" if you want... Anyone with an office job...if someone that hot came into your office...locked the office door...took off all of her clothes...signed an agreement to never tell anyone or you get 95 million dollars...I doubt the poll would be like this.
Posts: 56,356

12-15-2009, 11:11 PM	#109
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Well Dane, perhaps you are a better man than most...
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12-15-2009, 11:21 PM	#112
SnakeXJones In Snake We Trust Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: KCK Casino cash: $9834985	I would generously decline just because she isnt that hot no more
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12-15-2009, 11:29 PM	#114
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	you were keeping track all the way to 100?
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12-16-2009, 03:00 PM	#120
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $9984925	If we are replacing this with the "hottest girl we know" then it's different because we know them, if you meant, "hottest girl we know of" then yes. I'm good with fantasizing about celebs, well, because it's a small chance we ever actually meet anyone face to face, but I'm not fine with like a hot friend or something. Nope. In fact I don't even like it when he fantasizes about someone we actually know....if he does, I'd rather him not tell me. Either way, we have our "lists" and for the most part, except Jennifer Connelly, whoever is on his list is on my list. So my answer would be, only if I can come too.
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