Movies and TV Spinoff: **The Official, "They Should Totally Remake That Movie!" Thread** - Page 8

**Gonzo** · 11:57 PM

Saw Demonpenz's thread about Iron Eagle and thought this might be fun, (if it hasn't been done already). If it's been done, fricken humor me while I wait for the Ambien to start working.

What older or poorly executed movies would you like to see remade?

I'll start:

I heard this was going to be remade but it fell through:

Valiant · 05-14-2010, 04:14 PM

would also like to either see a remake or sequel to Big Trouble in Little China... Maybe A Whole Lot of Trouble in Big China.. Same cast, on vacation in China this time, maybe with their kids and their friends.. new villians..

ToxSocks · 05-14-2010, 04:14 PM

oaklandhater · 08-15-2011, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

NONE OF THEM.

They will only **** it up.

Name 1 remake that was better then the original.

Just saw the A-TEAM preview, and it looks like the totally ****ed it up.

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!!!!!!!!!

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-15-2011, 06:08 PM

Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo

ToxSocks · 08-15-2011, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Hey, I forgot all about that, lol.

That fat little kid is hilarious.

Pasta Little Brioni · 08-15-2011, 06:10 PM

Disorderlies!!!

lcarus · 08-15-2011, 06:11 PM

The remake of Dawn of the Dead was a great movie. I like the original the best only because of that vintage feel, and the original soundtrack by Goblin was ****ing great. Nevertheless, the remake was pretty kick ass.

**kysirsoze** · 08-15-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

They should really make another Evil Dead movie.

Bruce Campbell needs work.
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Footloose. I think I speak for everyone when I say that is the greatest movie of all time. Right? Anyone?

Apparently big hollywood execs read CP.

**Gonzo** · 08-15-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze

Apparently big hollywood execs read CP.

They doing another evil dead???
That would be awesome.
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**TimeForWasp** · 08-16-2011, 12:35 AM

There should be a movie about the Message board killer.
They wonder why a poster comes up missing and does not post for a long time.
The killer studies their posting methods and comes back months later as an imposter.
When one of the mods catches on and blocks the IP. He gets another internet carrier and He comes back as a noob and is treated like shit, so he kills more and more.
If someone posts something the killer doesn't like, That poster comes up missing.
He recruits more noobs to infiltrate the message board so people don't notice as much.

**TimeForWasp** · 08-16-2011, 01:02 AM

I think Avatar is ready for a remake.

**kysirsoze** · 08-16-2011, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

They doing another evil dead???
That would be awesome.
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Yeah. Raimi isn't directing, but Campbell is in it. (Or so I've heard)

CoMoChief · 08-16-2011, 07:10 AM

I normally don't go back and search in old bumped threads so this may have already been mentioned ....but,

Pearl Harbour

The Ben affleck and josh hartnett version was a terrible love story....and it was a huge fail given the amount of money that was spent on it....judging by the trailor it looked like it was gonna be a war novelty...nope..just a dumbass love story. They need to make a better one.

jiveturkey · 08-16-2011, 07:23 AM

Dune - I caught the end of it over the weekend and it was awful.

When they shot their guns it reminded me of this Southpark.

**Gonzo** · 08-16-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I normally don't go back and search in old bumped threads so this may have already been mentioned ....but,

Pearl Harbour

The Ben affleck and josh hartnett version was a terrible love story....and it was a huge fail given the amount of money that was spent on it....judging by the trailor it looked like it was gonna be a war novelty...nope..just a dumbass love story. They need to make a better one.

This x 1,000,000,000,000
The actual war scenes weren't that bad and they did a decent job with the harbor raid but they really ****ed up the Dolittle part of the movie. It was an injustice to his planning and preparation.
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02-20-2010, 11:52 PM
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	Spinoff: The Official, "They Should Totally Remake That Movie!" Thread Saw Demonpenz's thread about Iron Eagle and thought this might be fun, (if it hasn't been done already). If it's been done, fricken humor me while I wait for the Ambien to start working. What older or poorly executed movies would you like to see remade? I'll start: I heard this was going to be remade but it fell through: Last edited by Gonzo; 02-20-2010 at 11:57 PM..
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08-15-2011, 06:11 PM	#112
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $1499928	The remake of Dawn of the Dead was a great movie. I like the original the best only because of that vintage feel, and the original soundtrack by Goblin was ****ing great. Nevertheless, the remake was pretty kick ass.
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08-16-2011, 12:35 AM	#115
TimeForWasp Sprinkle in some Mahomes Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Butte Montana Casino cash: $7678507	There should be a movie about the Message board killer. They wonder why a poster comes up missing and does not post for a long time. The killer studies their posting methods and comes back months later as an imposter. When one of the mods catches on and blocks the IP. He gets another internet carrier and He comes back as a noob and is treated like shit, so he kills more and more. If someone posts something the killer doesn't like, That poster comes up missing. He recruits more noobs to infiltrate the message board so people don't notice as much.
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08-16-2011, 01:02 AM	#116
TimeForWasp Sprinkle in some Mahomes Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Butte Montana Casino cash: $7678507	I think Avatar is ready for a remake.
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08-16-2011, 07:10 AM	#118
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8012254	I normally don't go back and search in old bumped threads so this may have already been mentioned ....but, Pearl Harbour The Ben affleck and josh hartnett version was a terrible love story....and it was a huge fail given the amount of money that was spent on it....judging by the trailor it looked like it was gonna be a war novelty...nope..just a dumbass love story. They need to make a better one.
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08-16-2011, 07:23 AM	#119
jiveturkey Captain Kick Ass Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $9305197	Dune - I caught the end of it over the weekend and it was awful. When they shot their guns it reminded me of this Southpark.
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