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Old 04-08-2010, 07:32 PM   #1
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:35 PM   #2
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:32 PM   #3
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Truth be told, you fella's scared me straight, I'm going to stay away from this broad, lol
Wow. You're like the anti-MTG... unless of course you come back in two days telling us how you ****ed her then in another month telling us how she's knocked up and leaving her husband to shack up with you. Then you'd be like... hold on... you'd still be like the anti-MTG.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:34 PM   #4
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Wow. You're like the anti-MTG... unless of course you come back in two days telling us how you ****ed her then in another month telling us how she's knocked up and leaving her husband to shack up with you. Then you'd be like... hold on... you'd still be like the anti-MTG.
One of the things that turned me off from her was she had kids...no way was I going to be their "new daddy".
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Old 04-09-2010, 09:45 AM   #5
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One of the things that turned me off from her was she had kids...no way was I going to be their "new daddy".

Regardless of how their relationship is, I wouldn't want to break up "mom & dad" for the kids.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:31 PM   #6
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God damnit, you people disappoint me, this shit had HoC potential. Whatever happened to the Planet tradition of giving the worst advice possible?
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:38 PM   #7
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God damnit, you people disappoint me, this shit had HoC potential. Whatever happened to the Planet tradition of giving the worst advice possible?
How do you know that telling him NOT to hit it wasn't the worst advice possible, and people were only doing it so they could then laugh and say, "You shoulda tapped it, you pussy!"?

See, now you have the poor guy thinking...
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:40 PM   #8
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This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:42 PM   #9
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This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?
It's the fact that she comes from good breeding stock and the odds of your offspring being professional athletes is significantly higher .
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:00 PM   #10
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It's the fact that she comes from good breeding stock and the odds of your offspring being professional athletes is significantly higher .
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Old 04-08-2010, 08:13 PM   #11
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This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?
It's laziness, but it takes maturity to recognize which option is going to be the easier path in the long run.
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Old 04-08-2010, 10:06 PM   #13
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This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?
Maturity. It's gotta be. Hell, a few years back i woulda told him to ask her if she was spayed and how fun it is to have one that will let ya blow in her and not worry about the slimy swimmers.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:41 PM   #14
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I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now.

Thanks for the tips.
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I watched Major League last night, and the pitcher banged that other rich dudes wife. All he got was a punch, a hug, and a championship for doing it.
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