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But a .08 'legal drunk' and being out of your GD mind are completely different scenarios.
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Ain't no relax!
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I was totally joking. I've had one before, and I'd describe it as a combination of smegma and sweat from the ass crack of a musk ox.
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Inmem 2.0
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Your exprrience seems similar to mine but instead of drinking the nastiest drink we would try to **** the fattest chick at the bar.
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I thought I had won, until I realized I was trying to get into the pants of a Coat Rack.
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i will never drive after cracking one open again |
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I was stupid once. went to get more beer -....cause you I needed more lol - I was returning to base; got about 1 mile from base, and got pulled over.
I was coorporative, blew like a .085 or something like that. Though, I had a lot more than what the breathalyzer thing read. I was shocked it wasn't higher. Cop said "I'll give you two choices. You've been cooperative. I can either take you to jail, or take you to your Duty Officer of your squadron". I chose the latter. ...and I was only 19 at the time. Don't think the cop even saw that piece. Lucky. but did get a good a** chewing whilst standing tall with the CO.
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#114 |
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usually have a bunch of other dudes hanging all over them too
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I was back from my deployment for like a month....went out drinking with my friends. Definitely shouldn't have drove home....but I did. Cop pulled me over and as he's walking up to my window...he sees my deployment bags in the back seat. He asks to see my military ID and drivers license. He asks if I just got back and I told him yes. He gave me my stuff back and told me to go straight home. |
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mine happened a day before we were due to go on a quick 20 day detachment in Vagas; nice little hanger the next day.
so, in typical youthful fashion, a bunch of us got together to get beer and drink it our hotel room a few days after. we scored a 6 pack of some regular beer, and then some that was made with chili's/jalepenos just for fun; horrible. then later that night, two guys got into it about if a guy would get his tongue pierced. in double-dog-dare scenario, buy #2 said he'd get a prince albert if the other guy got his tongue done. Sadly, guy #1 did it. And not being a bet welcher, guy #2 other guy got his weiner done. I had to watch.....I nearly passed out. in through the pee hole, and out the bottom. .....needless to say, later when guy #2 had to pee - not only did the blood clot hurt a bit, the chili beer didn't help matters either. good times.
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'Tis my eye!
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Quit your bullshit
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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I don’t do it anymore, got sick of being in and/or risking legal trouble. But I do have issues with the dismissive “$20 cab ride is a lot less expensive than a DUI” argument: 1. Yeah, but driving home yourself is free. And $20 (or $30, or $40) every time you want to go out adds up pretty fast for those people that don’t make 6 figures. 2. Getting your car the next day is a pain, especially if you live alone. 3. In cities like KC, the cab ride is generally a lot more than $20. From my house in OP to a friend in Olathe was $40, and that’s one suburb to another, not even going all the way downtown. 4. If I’m sloshed, yeah I’ll call a cab. But its much more frequent to be questionable – had a few beers but spaced them out and is clueless where you are on the BAC meter. Likely what happened to Gary Pinkel.
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#120 |
Shit
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again i'm dropping whatever it takes to get where ever i'm going.
BUT i have a little more reason to have a driver's license than most do... |
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