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I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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Where IS luv?
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Woman should only make babies
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Ding welcome to hallmark ...are you looking for something?
Yes...where are the "Sorry your wifes pussy stinks" cards? Oh right this way! We just got a new batch in today.
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He's Mahomie!
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Are they scratch off cards? Sniff and smell?
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a haw haw haw
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This topic reminds of an old joke
Dude was going down on a girl and got a piece of corn in his mouth,he tossed it aside and kept on until he got a green bean.Once again he tossed it aside but was getting concerned then he got a pea and finally looked up and asked,"baby are you sick?" and she replied,"no but the guy before you was.
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Itinerant degenerate.
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Buy yourself a small dog that likes to lick and sneak him in bed with you...?
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a haw haw haw
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don't forget the peanut butter
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I'll take 2
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This place is like Taxi-Cab Confessions, only stranger and more disturbing.
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I have never, ever, experienced this issue. It was clearly an old joke on Yahoo and the OP thought the it was post worthy.
Anyway, if a man ever experiences something like this, both he and his lady friend should visit a doctor for antibiotics. Healthy women and men that bathe/shower daily shouldn't have this issue. |
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He's Mahomie!
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It's a shame. I feel for the guy that told his wife but what else is he supposed to do?
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If it's yeast it will actually smell like yeast and, again, means she doesn't give a ****. Sounds like she's depressed and doesn't care (best case.) Or depressed and squatting shaft elsewhere. Or depressed and got bored and caught something while squatting shaft elsewhere...
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For those people, only antibiotics or severe dietary restrictions will stop the smell.
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And for most it's the other things...
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