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Maybe the Misses secretly bought and put out poison.
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Have you watched an outside animal eat its carcas?
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We were at our firepit and had one 30 feet away with a rabbit in its mouth.
Amazing how many people in the city freak out when the see a fox, coyote, deer or wild turkey. They are very tame.
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My resume' for catching-dispatching mice includes everything from traditional store bought traps, sticky traps, home built traps, blow gun darts, poison....cats and I've had my chickens eat them before.
A couple of things. The "trigger" on most store bought traps is not sensitive enough. You need to do a little bending and tweaking on that trigger wire to make it more sensitive. Use a little sticky bait like peanut butter, not a lot. Sticky traps are good as long as they are fresh and aren't cold(like in a barn/garage in the winter). You're a creative guy, so you can try to build a better mouse trap. Try a bucket trap with a string and a pop can or toilet paper roll. If you've got a house cat that doesn't catch mice, I've got a solution for that as well. |
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This summer I was on a trip to a desert lake, on a houseboat.
In the evenings, after the kids were in bed, the men sat on the back deck drinking a few beers. There were so many mice/packrats on the beach that we had a mouse catching contest. Everyone had a trap, could use whatever bait you wanted. Each "set" was a round that ended when a mouse was caught. Everyone put a dollar in a hat and the winner kept the loot. I couldn't get a paiute deadfall to work right. |
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Mystery solved.
First, in a life lesson about stereotypes, my mouse assassin was a young woman, so she was more Red Sparrow than Anton Chigurh. But she knew her stuff. She crawled around my dining room and noticed a small hole in the frame around my fireplace. It's on the side of the frame in a spot where you're not going to see it as a casual observer. She put a trap directly over the opening, along with a few other traps elsewhere. Now I'm sitting in my dining room and there's some mouse or mice noisily noshing on the poisoned treats like Casper on movie night. I don't know if that little hole goes directly into the fireplace (which is a long-sealed coal fireplace), or if there's just a masonry gap to the outdoors. But my hunch is that some mice are living in the fireplace itself, and they're about to learn about Castle Doctrine the hard way.
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The sales pitch is that they use poison that makes the mice slowly overheat, so they go outside to cool down and then join their ancestors outdoors. I hope that's the case. I don't want to end up with vultures in my fireplace.
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Those people lie! They're selling stuff. You're in Denver where it's -50 outside. Mice won't go out. I had a hog Farm . i know mice. and I live in the Texas panhandle where it gets cold as shit with wind blowing 50 mph.
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I wouldn’t ever use poison.. It was used at my work and we smelled dead mice for a month..
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Do dead mice smell like brownies? Or not good?
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