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Old 04-14-2007, 01:26 AM   #1
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I was wondering why their offices were empty.
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:25 AM   #2
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Key things I learned on this trip:

1. Always apply sunscreen below the sock line.

2. Women on beaches will do things that they normally wouldn't do in a million years, like look down, notice that their breasts are positioned funny and grab them and reposition them and move them around and pull open their swimsuit top and reach in and reposition them again and then ask their friends and then their friends will grab them and move them around, all within direct viewing distance of a bug-eyed bald middle-aged guy. Or my personal favorite, decide that they can remove their underwear under their skirt and put a bikini bottom on and not show the world their secret hidden civilization when by definition they have to raise their skirt past the top of the bikini bottom to get it on, thereby exposing themselves completely to any nearby bugeyed bald middle-aged men.

3. It bothers old British people if you ask them what they did in World War II.

4. I can't understand Scottish people at all.

5. If American women all went topless at the beach, it would cause enormous interest for about two days and then no one would think about it any more.

6. If you want to be a ship crewman, it really helps to be from the Philippines.

7. The Black Dahlia was a really bad movie.

8. Caribbean islands are a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. But if I had to, it would probably be in Grenada.

9. I look fabulous in a tuxedo.

10. I would live on the Queen Mary 2 if I could afford it. Hey, DaFace! Get to work!
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:36 AM   #3
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9. I look fabulous in a tuxedo.
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:44 AM   #4
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Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!
Truthfully, everyone probably looks good in a tuxedo. But man oh man, I feel like 1.2 millon bucks when I'm wearing one.
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:45 AM   #5
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Truthfully, everyone probably looks good in a tuxedo. But man oh man, I feel like 1.2 millon bucks when I'm wearing one.
1.2? That's all?
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Old 04-14-2007, 02:01 AM   #6
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I figure it's 20 percent better than looking like a million bucks. Realistically, that's probably the best I'm going to do.
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:46 AM   #7
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Some men looked sharp, some look dressed up, and some look distinguished. I'll bet you looked distinguished.
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Old 04-14-2007, 02:03 AM   #8
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Were you on the cruise also?
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Old 04-14-2007, 05:49 AM   #9
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5. If American women all went topless at the beach, it would cause enormous interest for about two days and then no one would think about it any more.
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Old 04-14-2007, 07:47 AM   #10
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Old 04-14-2007, 10:17 AM   #11
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Old 04-14-2007, 10:49 AM   #12
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Old 04-14-2007, 08:26 AM   #13
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I got fed up with stuff a couple of weeks ago and decided to run off to sea. So I hopped a ship and headed off to South America.

I got down to the Netherlands Antilles before I remembered that I don't speak Spanish, so I decided to stay there and be a beach bum. However, I sunburn too easily, so I had to leave. I went east, thinking that perhaps that I could install a communist government in Grenada, but they weren't having any of that, so I went back to St. Kitts to discover a hidden civilization in the rain forest and get rich off of the resulting fame. Alas, St. Kitts is pretty much explored out, so I went to New York for a while so I could have a nice, quiet place to think. I decided there to come back to Denver and run a market research company.

Pictures to follow. And by the way, it was great that you guys missed me. Did anyone even notice that I had completely left the continent?

Did you find your bike ?
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