Misc If you had to move to a new country..... - Page 9

RJ · 08-14-2008, 08:12 PM

If for some reason you could no longer live in the United States where would you want to go? I've never been there, my first choice would be Portugal. I like the food, wine and the lifestyle based on what I've read -and drank.

Another choice would be Guatemala. From what I know the American dollar goes a long way, the cost of living is low and the women are hot.

We have a family friend who retired in Mexico on the Pacific coast. She lives in a mostly American community and is very happy there. Apparently her money goes a long way and the health care is cheap.

Where would you guys go and why?

BigOlChiefsfan · 08-15-2008, 06:34 PM

Mr Fax, we should probably declare war on each other, so the US Gubmint will come around and offer us a lot of money to sign a nonagression pact. We could join the UN and demand big bribes from the Dictator's club to vote against the Benign Imperialists.

I think we have found the motherlode. Between all the bribes and the icky sticky chicky, we're on to something good here.

RJ · 08-15-2008, 07:22 PM

BOCF and FAX, as the respective leaders of your sovereign nations you may be interested in knowing that here in RJakistan our primary exports are marijuana, beer, holster bikinis, prophylactics and, of course, potatoes. Hey, you gotta eat, right?

Considering Faxonia's economy being dependent on tourism and BigOlChiefsFanLand's economy being dependent on government, perhaps we might enter into an arrangement that would benefit RJakistan's export needs while meeting the hedonistic requirements of your societies. We'd love to do some bidness.

My people might not love me, but they're damn hard workers.

**Rain Man** · 08-15-2008, 07:30 PM

One important factor that has been neglected in this discussion is pet policies. Do we know which countries allow pets?

unothadeal · 08-15-2008, 07:36 PM

I'd stay in Canada.

**cdcox** · 08-15-2008, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

One important factor that has been neglected in this discussion is pet policies. Do we know which countries allow pets?

Seedycoxstansia affectionately welcomes all pets.

el borracho · 08-15-2008, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

One important factor that has been neglected in this discussion is pet policies. Do we know which countries allow pets?

I'm sure there is a spot for your kitties in Thailand

right next to the rice!

RJ · 08-15-2008, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

One important factor that has been neglected in this discussion is pet policies. Do we know which countries allow pets?

In RJakistan we do allow pets up to the age that they can be eaten. RJakistanians enjoy good barbecue.

el borracho · 08-15-2008, 07:48 PM

BBQ in RJakistan? Odd, I would have thought that RJakistan would have been known for its green chile.

RJ · 08-15-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

BBQ in RJakistan? Odd, I would have thought that RJakistan would have been known for its green chile.

We have both. No better place to roast green chile - as well as cats - than over the grill. The aroma will drive you crazy!

el borracho · 08-15-2008, 07:55 PM

I'll have a gatito burrito with green, please.

**Rain Man** · 08-15-2008, 07:56 PM

What about deposits? I would never move to the Central African Republic because I hear they require first and last month's rent.

RJ · 08-15-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

I'll have a gatito burrito with green, please.

With potatoes and cheese?

BigOlChiefsfan · 08-15-2008, 09:07 PM

Yes, I think BigOlChiefsfanlandia can do bidness with RJakistan. We want to import marijuana, beer and potatoes. Another national motto will be "This bud, this Bud, and this spud's for you!"

We will export Che tee shirts and handmade bongs to college campuses of all nations. Without regard to degree declarations, creed, race, religion or color. And we will export weapons. We will recycle old James Bond supervillain technology (we're so green!)

"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
"No, I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond"

Here at BigOlChiefsfanlandia we don't expect you to die. Unless you don't buy! So bring your end-user certificate and come on down today to BigOlChiefsfanlandia's House of Villainy. Free goldpainted concubine with every superweapon purchase!

PunkinDrublic · 08-16-2008, 10:27 AM

Ireland, England or Australia so I wouldn't have to learn a new language.

I would have to give Costa Rica strong consideration. I went there for a week in June and the place is amazing. Very safe for a Latin American country plus the women are smoking hot. The beaches and national parks are beautiful. There's these hotsprings up in the northern part of the country that are heated by a volcano.

There's also a large ex-pat community down there as well but the locals are cool as hell and very friendly.

Cards Fan 4 Chiefs · 08-16-2008, 11:24 AM

Brazil. The only reason why I would leave this country is because the Feds are after me. And Brazil doesn't extradite criminals like me

08-14-2008, 08:12 PM
RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9895202	If you had to move to a new country..... If for some reason you could no longer live in the United States where would you want to go? I've never been there, my first choice would be Portugal. I like the food, wine and the lifestyle based on what I've read -and drank. Another choice would be Guatemala. From what I know the American dollar goes a long way, the cost of living is low and the women are hot. We have a family friend who retired in Mexico on the Pacific coast. She lives in a mostly American community and is very happy there. Apparently her money goes a long way and the health care is cheap. Where would you guys go and why?
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08-15-2008, 06:34 PM	#121
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $6380157	Mr Fax, we should probably declare war on each other, so the US Gubmint will come around and offer us a lot of money to sign a nonagression pact. We could join the UN and demand big bribes from the Dictator's club to vote against the Benign Imperialists. I think we have found the motherlode. Between all the bribes and the icky sticky chicky, we're on to something good here. __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
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08-15-2008, 07:22 PM	#122
RJ Supporter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In a shotgun shack Casino cash: $9895202	BOCF and FAX, as the respective leaders of your sovereign nations you may be interested in knowing that here in RJakistan our primary exports are marijuana, beer, holster bikinis, prophylactics and, of course, potatoes. Hey, you gotta eat, right? Considering Faxonia's economy being dependent on tourism and BigOlChiefsFanLand's economy being dependent on government, perhaps we might enter into an arrangement that would benefit RJakistan's export needs while meeting the hedonistic requirements of your societies. We'd love to do some bidness. My people might not love me, but they're damn hard workers.
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08-15-2008, 07:30 PM	#123
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-642449 VARSITY	One important factor that has been neglected in this discussion is pet policies. Do we know which countries allow pets? __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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08-15-2008, 07:36 PM	#124
unothadeal HOF 20?? Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $3206120	I'd stay in Canada.
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08-15-2008, 07:48 PM	#128
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $2549148	BBQ in RJakistan? Odd, I would have thought that RJakistan would have been known for its green chile.
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08-15-2008, 07:55 PM	#130
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $2549148	I'll have a gatito burrito with green, please.
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08-15-2008, 07:56 PM	#131
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-642449 VARSITY	What about deposits? I would never move to the Central African Republic because I hear they require first and last month's rent. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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08-15-2008, 09:07 PM	#133
BigOlChiefsfan Certified Bourbon taster Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Shawnee KS Casino cash: $6380157	Yes, I think BigOlChiefsfanlandia can do bidness with RJakistan. We want to import marijuana, beer and potatoes. Another national motto will be "This bud, this Bud, and this spud's for you!" We will export Che tee shirts and handmade bongs to college campuses of all nations. Without regard to degree declarations, creed, race, religion or color. And we will export weapons. We will recycle old James Bond supervillain technology (we're so green!) "Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?" "No, I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond" Here at BigOlChiefsfanlandia we don't expect you to die. Unless you don't buy! So bring your end-user certificate and come on down today to BigOlChiefsfanlandia's House of Villainy. Free goldpainted concubine with every superweapon purchase! __________________ A man can never own too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. -- R. Kipling
Posts: 5,164

08-16-2008, 10:27 AM	#134
PunkinDrublic Stay down bitch! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $4350670	Ireland, England or Australia so I wouldn't have to learn a new language. I would have to give Costa Rica strong consideration. I went there for a week in June and the place is amazing. Very safe for a Latin American country plus the women are smoking hot. The beaches and national parks are beautiful. There's these hotsprings up in the northern part of the country that are heated by a volcano. There's also a large ex-pat community down there as well but the locals are cool as hell and very friendly. __________________ Disappointing my parents since 1976
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08-16-2008, 11:24 AM	#135
Cards Fan 4 Chiefs Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Brazil. The only reason why I would leave this country is because the Feds are after me. And Brazil doesn't extradite criminals like me
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