--Is there anthing in life that you've experienced,

[Simply Red]

that you were basically embarrassed to try to explain? Well if so; now's your chance.

I guess I'm looking for far-fetched, odd happenings you've experienced, such as: anything super-natural, events, etc, etc.

TIA,

-SR

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by ElGringo

Didn't figure I would post my story there because I don't recall the details of the accident, only being in the hospital a few days later. Everyone on that post describes the accident in great detail which I can't do.

Oh I was just joking around.

[Sully]

This is a little embarrassing, but I like to put on a black robe and change my voice, and go visit all the ICUs in the area, talking to half-conscious people. I feel it helps them.

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by Sully

This is a little embarrassing, but I like to put on a black robe and change my voice, and go visit all the ICUs in the area, talking to half-conscious people. I feel it helps them.

OMG was that you at my work last night?? Leave my people alone, they die soon as you leave.

[morphius]

Originally Posted by luv

Alright....

When I was about 10 years old, I had a dream that I was in the hospital. There were Sesame Street characters on the wall, the nurse would put a band-aid on my arm, and my grandma would come in and take me for walks down the hallway. I told my mom about this dream one time, and she told me it wasn't a dream. I had double pneumonia when I was two years old. My room at the hospital had Sesame Street characters, the nurse would put a band-aid on my arm to calm me down after giving me a shot, and my grandmother would take me for walks down the hallway to get me out of bed for a bit.

My first memory is that when I was 3 one of the kids somehow got me over the head with a cinder block, I remember the trip in the car laying on my Mom's lap in the front seat screaming and even remember at the hospital that they wanted to cover up me up with a sheet, but I kept fighting it because all I could think of was that I wasn't dead, and they covered up dead bodies that way. Of course they were just doing it so that they could stitch me up without me seeing them, but damn, how the heck a 3 year old would know that is what they do to a person in the hospital when they die is a bit odd.

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

When i was 12 and watching scrambled porn. I had my first ejaculation. I was confused as hell what was going on

rewind to 1969 SSDD. only just Penthouse.....

[boogblaster]

Back in the mid 90s I was working a night-shift job about 125 miles from home.. One nite driving home I keep falling asleep, about 20 miles from home there's a lane-medium with a small 12 inch curb on it.. I woke up on the medium, after getting back on the road.. at the end of the medium it looked like someone standing there.. But when I got closer it was the biggest-frickin'- black dog you'll ever see.. It was sitting down at the end of the medium it's head was window height of my 1/2 ton pick-up and it had big red glowing eyes.. As I went by it was grinning at me .. After I passed it I looked in my rear-view mirror and all you could see was those red eyes .. That my friends was the " devil-dog" you've heard of that haunts highways waiting for people to crash .. PS he didn't get my soul that night ......

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by boogblaster

Back in the mid 90s I was working a night-shift job about 125 miles from home.. One nite driving home I keep falling asleep, about 20 miles from home there's a lane-medium with a small 12 inch curb on it.. I woke up on the medium, after getting back on the road.. at the end of the medium it looked like someone standing there.. But when I got closer it was the biggest-frickin'- black dog you'll ever see.. It was sitting down at the end of the medium it's head was window height of my 1/2 ton pick-up and it had big red glowing eyes.. As I went by it was grinning at me .. After I passed it I looked in my rear-view mirror and all you could see was those red eyes .. That my friends was the " devil-dog" you've heard of that haunts highways waiting for people to crash .. PS he didn't get my soul that night ......

Isn't there a movie called Black Dog with patrick swayze in it? maybe thats what you saw like the truck drivers see, I guess if they get to tired they see "black dog" whatever that is.

I think you may have say it. The Dog of Death.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by tooge

I was in critical condition after a car accident about 15 years ago. While in the hospital, unable to move and tethered to tubes, I awoke to a "calling", and I will swear to this day that I saw 3 guys in black robes at the foot of the bed summoning me. I dont know if they were death or what, but I wasn't able to make any noise, and low and behold, my mother came into the room and they sort of just went away. Pretty freaky.

Yo mama's so ugly that even Death runs away from her.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

You know they tell us as pilots that if we see strange things, lights or objects in the air, we should never submit a formal report on our sightings...

They say it is career sucide...

I havent seen anything other than a random satellite or International Space Station in orbit... Yes you can see those things from 40K feet above the earth...

After the first two paragraphs, I now don't believe the third. What did you see?

[Iowanian]

On another line of stories.....I do have one that used to embarrass me to no end, and I may have shared it before.

My first Bull ride.
Short Story, As I left the house with my bag of gear, complete with bell klinking...my dad said "don't bust your ass, son".

I got on my bull, dug in and nodded and hung on pretty well, until I got loose on the rope, bent over to the right in a spin and then sling shot slammed over the other side....and caught a back hoof right in the keister.

Thats right....a bull stomped right down the middle. A bulls-eye so to speak. I know it broke my tailbone and when I got up, I felt the breeze in my pants as the entire back seem was ripped from belt to crotch. I stood up, doing my best to smile and look tough, and I felt the blood dripping on my boots.

thats right....I had a gash right in my crack....a cracked, crack. My only relief as I hobbled out of the arena, I felt back, and at least 2 fingers went into a previously not-there hole.....but I felt down further and there were still 2 large hang downs attached.

I was too embarrassed to go to the doctor for the stitches I needed, and didn't get them.

The worst part was after I got home, trying to slip in, clean up and get out headed back to college before my folks found out. I threw away my blood soaked drawers, stuffed my crack with TP and headed for the door, just in time to hear my sister ROAR in laughter.

She came out with my ripped, blood soaked underoos laughing hysterically. Of course momowanian saw it and flipped her gorde....and followed me to the car shouting "LET ME SEE!! LET ME SEE!!!" thinking I was dying.

I informed her that it would require my death for her to EVER see that wound.


Then there was the whole limping into class late the next day......eventually telling my friend, who spilled the beans thing....

yeah...that is an embarrassing story, but the longer I'm away from it, the easier it is to admit.

I fear having to explain that scar to a doctor someday.

[allen_kcCard]

Originally Posted by dtebbe

No, but I know where the lucky barn is just outside Fayette, MO.

DT

I still honk there.

[Buck]

Mine isnt a long story, but its damn disgusting....

Do not read this if you are squeamish.

The first girl I ever hooked up with just had an abortion a day and a half earlier. Thats not the embarrassing part though....I don't know how to word this correctly, but I had blood, lots of it, all over me afterwords, and when I went home, my mom was waiting for me at the door and asked what the hell happened to me and I told her that my friends dog got hit by a car and I was trying to rescue it...Yeah, there was a lot of blood...gross.

[Nzoner]

When I was 8 I awoke one night to a strange sound and peeked from the covers to see what I can only explain as some sort of creature squatting on a table that was in front of my bedroom window.This thing was looking out the window and I remember being scared shitless when it's head turned towards me.I laid perfectly still and ended up somehow going back to sleep.

Okay,the really weird part,mom always kept a fan in that window during the warmer months and I'll never forget her coming into the bedroom the next morning to wake me and then asking,'how in the hell did the fan get outside the window?'

I bolted out of bed to the window and sure enough there was the fan still plugged in and running yet dangling on the outside.I tried to tell the story to mom but got the old instead.

[Jilly]

By being there in the moments of people's deaths, I've experienced a lot of "paranormal" type stuff. Things like people taking their last breath at the very last note of singing amazing grace, or saying something like, I'm going home tonight and then actually dying that night. It's interesting. I can't pinpoint it being coincidence or something else, but my faith tells me there is something more at work.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

When I was 8 I awoke one night to a strange sound and peeked from the covers to see what I can only explain as some sort of creature squatting on a table that was in front of my bedroom window.This thing was looking out the window and I remember being scared shitless when it's head turned towards me.I laid perfectly still and ended up somehow going back to sleep.

Okay,the really weird part,mom always kept a fan in that window during the warmer months and I'll never forget her coming into the bedroom the next morning to wake me and then asking,'how in the hell did the fan get outside the window?'

I bolted out of bed to the window and sure enough there was the fan still plugged in and running yet dangling on the outside.I tried to tell the story to mom but got the old instead.

It was probably a goddamn cat.