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The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM

So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

"If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"

Sure-Oz · 02-23-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I don't have to have emotional talks with a girl. I really just want a chick to hang out with, like a friend. And then MAYBE at some point later on get freaky and get more serious.

I just got out of a relationship that sucked (Dane Cook would say a Relationshit). I really don't want anything serious at all!

If you're her pal she won't **** you

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

If you're her pal she won't **** you

So no friends with benefits? I guess that's what I want... lol! :-)

Oh well... I'm going to stop trying to be this and that. I need to learn to just flow and be... And if that's good, then cool. If not, then whatever.

Sure-Oz · 02-23-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

So no friends with benefits? I guess that's what I want... lol! :-)

Oh well... I'm going to stop trying to be this and that. I need to learn to just flow and be... And if that's good, then cool. If not, then whatever.

Do you think so much around guys?? probably not, that's how you need to be around women, don't put them on a pedestal

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Stop being a pussy, and stop giving them attention, they'll be all over you if you go with that. Women own guys like that

What do you mean by not giving them attention? I always wondered that. Cause, do you talk to them? Do you still smile at them? I mean, I don't let her walk all over me. She said I should do something for her and I was like, "Uh, hellll no!" So I'm not a doormat.

But I always wanted to know what it means when you're not supposed to give them attention. Cause ZERO attention and they won't even know your name.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

So no friends with benefits? I guess that's what I want... lol! :-)

Oh well... I'm going to stop trying to be this and that. I need to learn to just flow and be... And if that's good, then cool. If not, then whatever.

The only way a FWB works is if you only get together for sex. If there's any connection other than that, then one or the other is going to get too emotionally involved and complicate shit.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Do you think so much around guys?? probably not, that's how you need to be around women, don't put them on a pedestal

Actually, I do think like this around guys. I think like this before I even post on here. Its just who I aaam...

Delano · 02-23-2009, 09:35 PM

The original poster forgot the "FML" at the end.

The Buddha · 02-23-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

The only way a FWB works is if you only get together for sex. If there's any connection other than that, then one or the other is going to get too emotionally involved and complicate shit.

booooo...

I don't care if she likes me more than I like her... I can deal with that. And since I've never been in love, and don't really "fall" for girls like some people do, I am not worried.

I just want some nookie/social interaction.

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

The only way a FWB works is if you only get together for sex. If there's any connection other than that, then one or the other is going to get too emotionally involved and complicate shit.

Bullshit. FWB can't go to a movie and make out in the dark?

Sure-Oz · 02-23-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Actually, I do think like this around guys. I think like this before I even post on here. Its just who I aaam...

Be confident in yourself, not cocky...that's all. You can talk to women but don't talk to them like they are your everything or you really are interested in them etc. if you are on a date or whatever be yourself, but be a MAN about it, don't be a pansy. Pretty much don't give a shit how she reacts to what you say etc. I havent done the dating shit in awhile but once you do it once and get a girl it will be easy from then on. Confidence is key, it's just a damn woman

ChiefsCountry · 02-23-2009, 09:39 PM

Okay here is my take on situation. The chick is acting like a normal girl for the most part expect she is used to getting hit on. Basically if you want in her pants - you got to ignore her and say negative but sly comments to her. If you want her to go away, bug the shit out of her by talking to her. That could also backfire on you since women naturally want to talk about their problems.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

Bullshit. FWB can't go to a movie and make out in the dark?

Still focusing on the sex factor. It's not like you hold conversations during the movie.

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I just want some nookie/social interaction.

First of all Buddha, you never let on how much you like a girl.

"Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots.

"Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

"Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

"Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important, Buddha. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

**luv** · 02-23-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

booooo...

I don't care if she likes me more than I like her... I can deal with that. And since I've never been in love, and don't really "fall" for girls like some people do, I am not worried.

I just want some nookie/social interaction.

Dude. You're already saying she drives you crazy. She'll smother you.

Hammock Parties · 02-23-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Still focusing on the sex factor. It's not like you hold conversations during the movie.

You can't make out the whole time.

I think FWB should be able to go out to bars and play grabass. Go dancing and dry hump. That sort of thing.

02-23-2009, 06:00 PM
The Buddha This is not an exit... Join Date: Feb 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Women suck... So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay. There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie. So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on... So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul. "If you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, and a bitch is ALL BUT ONE!"
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02-23-2009, 09:35 PM	#127
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $7685015	The original poster forgot the "FML" at the end.
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02-23-2009, 09:39 PM	#131
ChiefsCountry The Insider Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lake of the Ozarks Casino cash: $-1581248	Okay here is my take on situation. The chick is acting like a normal girl for the most part expect she is used to getting hit on. Basically if you want in her pants - you got to ignore her and say negative but sly comments to her. If you want her to go away, bug the shit out of her by talking to her. That could also backfire on you since women naturally want to talk about their problems.
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