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Old 06-15-2009, 12:35 PM  
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What do you like about being a man?
Doing a celebration of Men service on Sunday...... I'm obviously not a man.... what makes men, men? What should we be celebrating?

What's one thing you like, besides YOUR PENIS, about being a man?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:17 PM   #121
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Go to McDonalds and jam a fry in the fake ronalds mouth. You'll see what I mean.
**** that, I'm not getting that close to him
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:19 PM   #122
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If clowns were so friggin' dangerous, we would have clown armies ... which we don't. There would be clown spies and clown hitmen and clown prisons ... which there aren't.

The whole clown fear deal is an overblown myth. Clowns are happy peeps who's only desire in life is to bring joy.

But, if you must kill a clown, use fire. Their wigs and noses are made from synthetic material that will quickly fry their entire head into a blackened stump once ignited.

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Old 06-15-2009, 02:22 PM   #123
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and they have big everythings, but then a ****ing tiny ass car? No...it's not logical nor is it safe.

No matter how many clowns you fight off, there's still more coming out of that car. They're like zombies.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:23 PM   #124
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1. writing my name in pee in the snow, sand, concrete, etc. all the while standing up.
2. not feeling obligated to leave 4 minute phone messages
3. being able to hang out with 10 friends and not have it be a bitch session about the one that isn't there.
I must hang with the wrong crowd.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:25 PM   #125
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:26 PM   #126
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No matter how many clowns you fight off, there's still more coming out of that car. They're like zombies.
They're assholes.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:27 PM   #127
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If clowns were so friggin' dangerous, we would have clown armies ... which we don't. There would be clown spies and clown hitmen and clown prisons ... which there aren't.

The whole clown fear deal is an overblown myth. Clowns are happy peeps who's only desire in life is to bring joy.

But, if you must kill a clown, use fire. Their wigs and noses are made from synthetic material that will quickly fry their entire head into a blackened stump once ignited.

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Actually, the newer wigs and noses are all flame reerunant. It was covered under the Child Safety Act after a number of children were injured by burning clowns. It's a shame there has to be a tragedy before laws like this are passed.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:35 PM   #128
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:37 PM   #129
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:39 PM   #130
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If clowns were so friggin' dangerous, we would have clown armies ... which we don't. There would be clown spies and clown hitmen and clown prisons ... which there aren't.

The whole clown fear deal is an overblown myth. Clowns are happy peeps who's only desire in life is to bring joy.

But, if you must kill a clown, use fire. Their wigs and noses are made from synthetic material that will quickly fry their entire head into a blackened stump once ignited.

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What about those midget clowns FAX?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:43 PM   #131
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They bide their time, hiding in your luggage.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:47 PM   #132
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What about those midget clowns FAX?
Well played.

How about having these guys over for some fondu tonight Mr. Fax?

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Old 06-15-2009, 02:51 PM   #133
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I enjoy getting to coach my son and his team in baseball... and helping them all become solid hitters and feel success in their life.

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Old 06-15-2009, 02:51 PM   #134
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:52 PM   #135
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