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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM   #121
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This girl doesn't need a meal from you.

At most she needs popcorn and pay-per-view.

Invite her over for a movie if you really have to get specific.

You won't be finishing the movie.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #122
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no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #123
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no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
so....you should have titled your thread "Please pat me on the back as I'm about to land my neighbor's temportary roomate."
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #124
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Maybe I missed it, but WTF happened to "this thread is worthless without...."?

Is the Planet slipping that badly?


P.S. I believe I've said this in the past, but if you come on here and look for advice on getting laid, you deserve what you get. (which is to say that you deserve the clap; grow a pair of your own, jeebus)
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #125
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Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.
lol,
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #126
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I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.
I figured...mine was a bit of a joke as well.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #127
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Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use. Just remember "spooning leads to forking".
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #128
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no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
Dude, you're so money.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:06 PM   #129
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And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.
well, My neighbor is going outta town, right? This weekend, and that's how I got her digits. Something like: 'Hey Christie, You'd better have my number since she's gonna be gone, you know? in case you need anything'

to which she replied:

"What's your #?

I just called you, you'll have a missed-call."
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Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use.
Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.
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Dude, you're so money.
not so much.
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Dude, you're so money.


Seriously, can't you just see SR as a character in Swingers ?
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You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.
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Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.
It just depends on whether he'll use EACH position to completion. Or provide a versatile package of positions.
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