Life For Those That Are Still Interested - Page 9

MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 11:28 AM

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.

Frazod · 01-07-2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Wow! Fraz has teh stamina!

I got some strange looks coming out of the men's room.

wutamess · 01-07-2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

It takes about 60 days for HIV to make itself solidly present in a test. So, you could have HIV, get tested after 10 days, and it wouldn't show up.

Here's another one

. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

Halfcan · 01-07-2010, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I feel the need to wear a condom just reading the OP.

sounds like he has been a busy bee-polinating many flowers-lol

**Skip Towne** · 01-07-2010, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

A guy can actually **** around too much?

First I've heard of that.

ziggysocki · 01-07-2010, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Here's another one

. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

Where is the 'all of the above' option?

**DeezNutz** · 01-07-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend.

Always a deal breaker.

Brock · 01-07-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Here's another one

. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

I'd say some of these guys never really got with a lot of women, and that's why they have kind of a judging, warning tone to their posts.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-07-2010, 02:35 PM

You know what I love about Chiefsplanet?

There's so many different opinions, that no matter what's going on in your life, you can always find someone here to tell you what you want to hear.

You're responsible for the fun in your life. Go get it, and don't worry about it.

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Mile High Mania · 01-07-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

I'd say some of these guys never really got with a lot of women, and that's why they have kind of a judging, warning tone to their posts.

None of that applies to me. If you're going to put your life out on the internet, you're going to get all sorts of viewpoints. If this were 15 years ago, you'd get a different point of view from a 24 year old MHM.

This guy has had one hell of a crazy year, and it's probably been longer than that (all things considered)... I just think there's a different way to go about things given the circumstances and things he has put out there. I don't think anyone is wrong or right in their comments in this thread.

I don't think MTG is looking for advice, he just wants an audience and it's a message board... nothing wrong with it.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-07-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

None of that applies to me. If you're going to put your life out on the internet, you're going to get all sorts of viewpoints. If this were 15 years ago, you'd get a different point of view from a 24 year old MHM.

This guy has had one hell of a crazy year, and it's probably been longer than that (all things considered)... I just think there's a different way to go about things given the circumstances and things he has put out there. I don't think anyone is wrong or right in their comments in this thread.

I don't think MTG is looking for advice, he just wants an audience and it's a message board... nothing wrong with it.

Dude's not an attention whore. He let the other thread die, and started this one after being asked by half a dozen people this morning.

Mile High Mania · 01-07-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude's not an attention whore. He let the other thread die, and started this one after being asked by half a dozen people this morning.

Ok...

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-07-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Ok...

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MTG#10 · 01-07-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude's not an attention whore. He let the other thread die, and started this one after being asked by half a dozen people this morning.

Im not gonna lie, it is pretty entertaining for me sharing this shit and getting back so many different viewpoints. I dont need the attention like gochiefs but I cant say its a bore either.

Jenson71 · 01-07-2010, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Here's another one

. Lets say one of the chicks does have HIV. Without a condom there's a 1 in 500 chance he's contracted the AIDS.
With a condom there's a 1 in 5000 chance.

Jealous, don't get any or self righteous? Which are you?

That's just good information to know. You'd feel pretty bad if you gave someone HIV. I hope. I put that information out there because I care for the human race. Especially MTG.

I am slightly self-righteous, though.

01-07-2010, 11:28 AM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7014386	For Those That Are Still Interested I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news. Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again. No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse. A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to ** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too. Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a ** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name. Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them. But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up. Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.
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