ChiefsPlanet Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members? - Page 9

**Rain Man** · 04-28-2010, 09:46 AM

With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.

So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member?

If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers.

I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.

Rooster · 04-28-2010, 12:31 PM

Word Association.

Ass Clown is to ______ as Horse Face is to _________.

Hydrae · 04-28-2010, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Have you ever jerked off on your way to work?

Have you ever been surprised by your fridge....and shot it?

Have you ever fallen behind your washing machine?

Hydrae · 04-28-2010, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX

You are standing on the roof of an 80 story building. You are sensing a 5 mph Northerly breeze. You are holding two steel spheres in your hands. You are a brontosaurus.

FAX

Umm, there is no question here. I is confused.

HotRoute · 04-28-2010, 12:35 PM

Do you like the smell of vaginas or chili more?

MOhillbilly · 04-28-2010, 12:41 PM

What is the big door prize?

Crush · 04-28-2010, 12:47 PM

Will you whine about rep?

Crush · 04-28-2010, 12:50 PM

Jesus Christ is...

a. The son of God
b. Aaron Curry
c. Tim Tebow
d. Send this shit to D.C.
e. All of the Above

seclark · 04-28-2010, 12:53 PM

"do you have a hog at home and if so, do you keep it on a leash?"

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Rooster · 04-28-2010, 12:58 PM

Hypothetical Question:

A large Nigerian man has promised you and many of your friends an autograph. Said large Nigerian man did not come through with the autographs. What is your plan of action to get these autographs, because frankly we are all out of ideas.

Sofa King · 04-28-2010, 12:58 PM

Are you an opposing team's fan, mainly Broncos, Chargers, Raiders and looking for a new home of 10 years?

if so, i'd like to dodge that bullet before it's fired...

Sofa King · 04-28-2010, 01:00 PM

Did you recieve an email from someone you've never met claiming that your relative has died and left you millions? If not, give me your correct address and i will try again. This is a good deal for you...

MOhillbilly · 04-28-2010, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark

"do you have a hog at home and if so, do you keep it on a leash?"

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full time or part time?

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-28-2010, 01:40 PM

When you see a hot chick on TV or at the movies, do you ask yourself "I wonder if she's one of Dane's neighbors?"

PhillyChiefFan · 04-28-2010, 02:22 PM

True or False:

DaKCman AP is indeed, awesome.

vailpass · 04-28-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

When you see a hot chick on TV or at the movies, do you ask yourself "I wonder if she's one of Dane's neighbors?"

View Poll Results: Do you support a standard list of interview questions for new Planet members?
Absolutely. We have standards. Technically.	27	28.42%
No, if somebody wants to join, they already are messed up enough to get in.	24	25.26%
What standards would we possibly have that would be low enough?	30	31.58%
I wish Gaz was around to weigh in on this.	14	14.74%
Voters: 95. You may not vote on this poll

04-28-2010, 09:46 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-742449 VARSITY	Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members? With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos. So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member? If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers. I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.
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04-28-2010, 12:31 PM	#121
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04-28-2010, 12:35 PM	#124
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04-28-2010, 12:50 PM	#127
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04-28-2010, 12:53 PM	#128
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04-28-2010, 12:58 PM	#129
Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9951689	Hypothetical Question: A large Nigerian man has promised you and many of your friends an autograph. Said large Nigerian man did not come through with the autographs. What is your plan of action to get these autographs, because frankly we are all out of ideas. __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
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04-28-2010, 12:58 PM	#130
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04-28-2010, 01:00 PM	#131
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04-28-2010, 01:40 PM	#133
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04-28-2010, 02:22 PM	#134
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