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08-08-2013, 12:04 AM | #121 |
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I would not bother to pull out my gazelle skin wallet to purchase on of these hats.
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08-08-2013, 12:35 AM | #122 |
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When I was a teenager, the styling of the authentic hats was so much different. They seem huge now with the big flat bill. The new ones are actually decent to wear backwards, but just seem strange to me normally.
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08-08-2013, 01:16 AM | #123 |
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08-08-2013, 01:46 AM | #124 |
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08-08-2013, 02:37 AM | #125 |
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I wear my KC Royals flat bill hat all of the time. With a slight 10-20 degree curvature. One of my friends that I hung out with this weekend curled his hat in about 220 degree curvature. I felt that it looked preposterous.
I prefer the more flat bill now. I have the Giants, Brewers, Dodgers and Cubs 5950's... my favorite style of hat. The KC Chiefs 5950 looks shitty, though. At least, last years did, IMO. |
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08-08-2013, 04:55 AM | #126 | |
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Ironically, the only flat bill I possess, I never wear. My gramps' work hat, with years of work grime and history embedded in it, but a brim as flat as Calista Flockhart. But then, it was Union issued and from the 70s.
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08-08-2013, 06:48 AM | #127 |
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Flat bill hats look stupid. Always have always will. I am not a gangsta and don't want to look like one either. People that were hats like that probably also need to pull their pants up instead of showing off their underwear. Stupid punk ass kids.
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08-08-2013, 06:51 AM | #128 |
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Man has worn hats since time immemorial. Flat bill hats are just part of evolution. Like the duck billed platypus.
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08-08-2013, 06:59 AM | #129 | |
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08-08-2013, 06:59 AM | #130 |
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You are a bigger douche than I had originally imagined. Wow!
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08-08-2013, 07:08 AM | #131 |
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I don't like hats
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08-08-2013, 07:47 AM | #132 |
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if rap videos showed people wearing big over-sized foam cowboy hats, you'd see that shit on the street.
Flat bills rank up there with 'overall's' that guys and girls wore 20 years ago. Looks ****ing stupid then; would still look stupid now.
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08-08-2013, 07:50 AM | #133 |
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08-08-2013, 07:54 AM | #134 |
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If you can pull off an authentic MLB 59fifty, wear it normal, and stick with it until its perfectly aged...think highly of yourself.
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08-08-2013, 07:55 AM | #135 |
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I'm pretty sure flat billed hats must be done in combo with shorts worn at half ass.
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