Life How Close Have You Come to Death? - Page 9

**TinyEvel** · 04-16-2019, 04:45 AM

Spinning off the car surfing teen thread...

What’s your story of the closest you’ve come to dieing?

Between all of us I’m sure there’s a decent mix from Darwin-award candidate behavior to emergency quadruple bypass patients.

Also: take a moment to be grateful to be alive. Every day is a gift.

Frazod · 04-17-2019, 05:57 PM

It definitely sounds like the guy knocked out your Psycho Early Warning System in his first attack.

Chief Roundup · 04-17-2019, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod

It definitely sounds like the guy knocked out your Psycho Early Warning System in his first attack.

She disabled that with her innocent charm and not telling me that she was going through a nasty divorce.
I should have known that I was blinded by her charm and never married her.

Frazod · 04-17-2019, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

She disabled that with her innocent charm and not telling me that she was going through a nasty divorce.
I should have known that I was blinded by her charm and never married her.

Been there done that. In my case, the guy called my house and said he was going to kill me. I gave him my address and told him I'd be waiting.

Never showed.

jspchief · 04-17-2019, 06:17 PM

I had a near death experience that would rattle the bravest man to the core.

When I was 20 years old I went to South Padre Island for spring break. My father used some of his frequent flyer miles to assist with the cost of air fare, but an unintended consequence is the we arrived on Sunday night which was the day most people had checked out but a day before the next wave checked in. This meant that we were a part of a small intimate collection of spring breakers attending the bar that night. On the plus side, it made it extremely easy to connect with the few women that were in a similar predicament. My buddy Scott and I zeroed in on 2 beautiful young ladies, and by all accounts they were looking for the same thing we were and were fully on board with partying with us for this one lonely night on the island.

The conversation was the stuff of Hollywood, the perfect blend of laughter and sexual tension. So imagine our surprise when some random asshole approaches them, whispers in their ear, and they proceed to follow him to the 2nd floor of the bar without a word of explanation. After exchanging dumbfounded looks, Scott and I decided to follow to determine what the hell just happened. As we arrive on the second floor, there sit our two future conquests on the lap of a massive tan, sandy blonde man. My buddy instantly grabs me and exclaims "Tommy Gun!", as I look at him with confusion. He proceeds to explain that this mountain of muscle is Tommy Gunn from the most recent Rocky movie, which I had not seen. Despite all our attempts to regain the attention of the fine young ladies, it was hopeless. Tommy left with on on each arm. That night Tommy undoubtedly slept with them both. As you may know, Tommy Morrison also contracted AIDS.

That, my friends, is the story of how Tommy Morrison saved my life. That hero of a man jumped on an AIDS grenade for me that night, and I forever grateful.

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Sorry · 04-17-2019, 06:30 PM

Quick story.

I was 16/17 and my best friend had a crazy little bro who had a full 750ml of some type of vodka. Short story even shorter/ my friend scooped vomit out if my mouth before passing out and I woke up in the hospital. Bac was like.24 and I was like 130 soaking wet

Sorry · 04-17-2019, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

Pussy must have been phenomenal

Sassy Squatch · 04-17-2019, 08:07 PM

Welp. This thread confirms that my life is ****ing boring. For some reason I'm cool with that.

Garcia Bronco · 04-17-2019, 08:53 PM

Death is the first enemy and the last.

04-16-2019, 04:45 AM
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04-17-2019, 05:57 PM	#121
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-616615	It definitely sounds like the guy knocked out your Psycho Early Warning System in his first attack.
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04-17-2019, 06:17 PM	#124
jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	I had a near death experience that would rattle the bravest man to the core. When I was 20 years old I went to South Padre Island for spring break. My father used some of his frequent flyer miles to assist with the cost of air fare, but an unintended consequence is the we arrived on Sunday night which was the day most people had checked out but a day before the next wave checked in. This meant that we were a part of a small intimate collection of spring breakers attending the bar that night. On the plus side, it made it extremely easy to connect with the few women that were in a similar predicament. My buddy Scott and I zeroed in on 2 beautiful young ladies, and by all accounts they were looking for the same thing we were and were fully on board with partying with us for this one lonely night on the island. The conversation was the stuff of Hollywood, the perfect blend of laughter and sexual tension. So imagine our surprise when some random asshole approaches them, whispers in their ear, and they proceed to follow him to the 2nd floor of the bar without a word of explanation. After exchanging dumbfounded looks, Scott and I decided to follow to determine what the hell just happened. As we arrive on the second floor, there sit our two future conquests on the lap of a massive tan, sandy blonde man. My buddy instantly grabs me and exclaims "Tommy Gun!", as I look at him with confusion. He proceeds to explain that this mountain of muscle is Tommy Gunn from the most recent Rocky movie, which I had not seen. Despite all our attempts to regain the attention of the fine young ladies, it was hopeless. Tommy left with on on each arm. That night Tommy undoubtedly slept with them both. As you may know, Tommy Morrison also contracted AIDS. That, my friends, is the story of how Tommy Morrison saved my life. That hero of a man jumped on an AIDS grenade for me that night, and I forever grateful. Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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04-17-2019, 06:30 PM	#125
Sorry Banned Join Date: Dec 2018 Casino cash: $10000400	Quick story. I was 16/17 and my best friend had a crazy little bro who had a full 750ml of some type of vodka. Short story even shorter/ my friend scooped vomit out if my mouth before passing out and I woke up in the hospital. Bac was like.24 and I was like 130 soaking wet
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04-17-2019, 08:07 PM	#127
Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $-1280345	Welp. This thread confirms that my life is ****ing boring. For some reason I'm cool with that.
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04-17-2019, 08:53 PM	#128
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