*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[TambaBerry]

Zay Flowers is a slightly better Sky Moore, we're not picking him. It's tackle or dline

[notorious]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

Could Minnie take Will Levis?

They should.

He fell to Baltimore's stupid asses but they loaded up too heavy at RB.

[KC2004]

Going to be great in a year or two when someone tops this thread to prove someone wrong.

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Nine picks to us. In no particular order, we've got Myles Murphy, Nolan Smith, Zay Flowers, Jordan Addison, Anton Harrison, Bryan Bresee, Mazi Smith, and of course Hendon Hooker (throwing a bone to Collinsworth). Who do we like?

You forgot the TEs.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

Could Minnie take Will Levis?

I'd think it's him or CB they need a CB to run Flores scheme.

[Iconic]

Originally Posted by CupidStunt

I'd go up for Nolan or stay put and take WR/DT/TE I guess.

i like nolan but idk about the fit here. but the value is def there

[Red Dawg]

Originally Posted by Bump

do we even want to go WR? I hear that rookie WR's aren't allowed to do anything in an Andy Reid offense.

We don't. They stock piled guys. Rookie we will do nothing this year for sure. We need pass rush.

[notorious]

That Deshaun Watson contract!

[Sassy Squatch]

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[493rd]

Lol at all the pussies here who are fragile and weak-minded and get soooo upset when someone else says something they don’t like or agree with. To that, I say **** you all, every one of you!

[notorious]

Ravens are going TE.

Just watch.

[BossChief]

Damn.

That hurts.

[neech]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Nah. Prison Bitch's wife just made him turn off the draft.

She goes by the name Jewish Princess on this forum.

[SAGA45]

Zay?

[Chiefnj2]

Someone needs to zoom in on that draft board