**** Kansas City Chiefs @ Houston Texans Official Game Thread ****

[Simply Red]

Go get 'em guys! Let's do this!

[CapsLockKey]

At least the defense is playing better than last week. The offense is their own worst enemy right now.

[RINGLEADER]

We're holding them to 2.6 ypc. Osweiller is throwing for 54% completion rate. Houston is 1-for-8 on third-down. 2 of Osweiller's 12 completions account for two-thirds of his yardage.

Offense just needs to tighten things up. If they do (and the defense doesn't collapse) we win. If they don't we lose. Pretty simple and totally up to them.

[58-4ever]

We need a TD coming out of the half. Let's set the tone and dominate.

[Candiru]

Originally Posted by GloucesterChief

JC has fumble problems too.

The whole first half the offense has been putrid. Dropped passes, penalties, and turnovers. We are moving the ball, just repeatedly shooting ourselves in the foot.

Defense has been solid only giving up 13 and only 10 on short fields.

Yeah, someone doesn't remember the Denver game. Tuckdaddy is an idiot

[Mother****erJones]

We've played horribly and it's 13-3. Regroup and come out and put a TD on the board. Steal it late. Good news is the defense came to play. I'm ready for Dadi time. **** Zombo

[mdchiefsfan]

I blame Flop for using Smith's middle name

[jraykc]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I wonder if James Brown hates himself for doing a 30 second verizon commercial at the beginning of his set.

No. These people are all whores and they are use to degrading themselves. Now if he did a Sprint ad...

[58-4ever]

Originally Posted by RINGLEADER

We're holding them to 2.6 ypc. Osweiller is throwing for 54% completion rate. Houston is 1-for-8 on third-down. 2 of Osweiller's 12 completions account for two-thirds of his yardage.

Offense just needs to tighten things up. If they do (and the defense doesn't collapse) we win. If they don't we lose. Pretty simple and totally up to them.

It's ugly, but entirely possible that we take over in the 2nd half... as long as we stop shitting the bed

[Trivers]

Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy

Smith is trash. Takes sacks and indecisive. Then he fumbles. I want all you that think West and Ware better than JC at this pint to shut you stupid mouth's. They are nothing compared to JC.

Drama queen post full of errors. How many beers have you had so far today?

You never played ball....it shows.

Calm down. 13-3. We have the ball to open the 3rd. Correct the errors. Win the game. Get laid. All good.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by CupidStunt

This is Alex Smith in a nutshell. I seriously can't believe how many people he fooled with one fluke quarter against an awful team.

BTW, these are the types of games (i.e. most games) where we miss Charles. He could take it the distance at any moment, the only player KC has that can say that (receivers of any kind don't count because Alex Smith is the QB).

You to be the stupidest mother****er on the planet. This wasn't anything 'in a nutshell' except the first half of a Chiefs regular season game in Texas in September.

Try to master object permanence and then get back to us.

[BossChief]

Tyreek on KR?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan

I blame Flop for using Smith's middle name

Oh, shit!

[RINGLEADER]

Also, we're averaging 6.7 on the ground. Right now turnovers, even more than the poor passing performance by AS (who also suffered from three drops from Maclin), are the difference.

Stop turning it over and let's win this thing...

[Ming the Merciless]

All the Alex Smith lovers (other than Sandy vag) just lurking waiting for him to light it up....tears illuminated by the glow of their monitor

Bottle of lube on desk

Dorito crumbs on lips

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I really enjoy watching Spencer Ware run the rock. The way he follows his blockers, and his patience is great to see.