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Old 09-14-2023, 12:23 PM  
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*** Official Arizona Cardinals Clown Show Thread ***
Yeah it's the NFC and not a team we worry or care about, but the Cardinals are a three-ring circus, so before we get any farther into this season thought it might be fun to have a thread to capture some of it. They have been pretty laughable for years, but are taking it to the next level this year with an all-new regime.

Will start this out with Coach Gannon. This is the stuff the Cardinals PR department believes represent him in the best light possible.





Also, in case there are any Cardinals fans here, your head football coach has a message for you:



Will try to keep this thread updated with any new morsels of unintentional comedy gold that the Cardinals decide to release to the wild. For whatever reason I cannot look away from this team.
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Dude was hired to tank the team. No charisma at all, which means the fans won't give two ****s about him when they ultimately dump him.

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Old 09-14-2023, 03:41 PM   #5
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His job is to earn the #1 overall pick.
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